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Old 09-13-2004, 07:39 PM   #1
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:mad Paris Hilton's Latest Legal Manuvers.

FIRST OFF - I AM NOT A WOMAN. I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY FELLOW 'BROTHERS' AN EARLY WARNING.

HOW AM I GETTING MY INFORMATION?

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

HERE'S THE LATEST SHIT:


PARIS HILTON WILL HIRE A TEAM OF EUROPEAN LAWYERS - SHE WILL NOT USE ANY AMERICAN LAWYERS FOR THIS LAWSUIT. SHE HAS A LEGAL

RIGHT TO SUE ACROSS BORDERS BECAUSE OF THE PANAMA CORPORATION AND THE ISP FROM BELGIUM.

SHE WILL GO AFTER HER CURRENT LAWYERS FOR TAKING THE BRIBE. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TRY TO GET THEM INCLUDING ALL

PARTNERS OF THE FIRM DIS-BARRED.

ALL OF THE FOLLOWING WILL GO ON A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.

1. PARIS HILTON'S CURRENT LAWYERS.
2. HOWARD STERN AND HIS LAWYERS.
3. RICK SALOMON AND HIS LAWYERS.
3. NICOLE RICHIE AND HER LAWYERS.
4. DREW BARRYMORE AND HER LAWYERS.
5. TOM CRUISE AND HIS LAWYERS.
6. MADONNA AND HER LAWYERS.
7. BRAD PITT AND HER LAWYERS.

IMMEDIATE CEASE AND DESISTS OF ALL ACTION RELATED TO THE SEX TAPE (SALE ON AND OFFLINE) WILL GO OUT TO:

1. XPAYS.COM
2. RED LIGHT
3. ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS VIA A DEMAND TO XPAYS.COM AND RED LIGHT(IF YOU DON'T TAKE DOWN YOUR LINKS FOR THE TAPE AND RETURN ALL

MONEY TO XPAYS.COM OR RED LIGHT, WITHIN 90 DAYS OF THE DEMAND YOU WILL BE NAMED ON THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT).
4. THE ISP IN BELGUIM SELLING THE TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM VIDEO.


I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THE TRUTH OR NOT, I'M SAVING MY ASS.

BYE.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:40 PM   #2
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Who cares.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:41 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by lisa77
FIRST OFF - I AM NOT A WOMAN. I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY FELLOW 'BROTHERS' AN EARLY WARNING.

HOW AM I GETTING MY INFORMATION?

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

HERE'S THE LATEST SHIT:


PARIS HILTON WILL HIRE A TEAM OF EUROPEAN LAWYERS - SHE WILL NOT USE ANY AMERICAN LAWYERS FOR THIS LAWSUIT. SHE HAS A LEGAL

RIGHT TO SUE ACROSS BORDERS BECAUSE OF THE PANAMA CORPORATION AND THE ISP FROM BELGIUM.

SHE WILL GO AFTER HER CURRENT LAWYERS FOR TAKING THE BRIBE. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TRY TO GET THEM INCLUDING ALL

PARTNERS OF THE FIRM DIS-BARRED.

ALL OF THE FOLLOWING WILL GO ON A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.

1. PARIS HILTON'S CURRENT LAWYERS.
2. HOWARD STERN AND HIS LAWYERS.
3. RICK SALOMON AND HIS LAWYERS.
3. NICOLE RICHIE AND HER LAWYERS.
4. DREW BARRYMORE AND HER LAWYERS.
5. TOM CRUISE AND HIS LAWYERS.
6. MADONNA AND HER LAWYERS.
7. BRAD PITT AND HER LAWYERS.

IMMEDIATE CEASE AND DESISTS OF ALL ACTION RELATED TO THE SEX TAPE (SALE ON AND OFFLINE) WILL GO OUT TO:

1. XPAYS.COM
2. RED LIGHT
3. ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS VIA A DEMAND TO XPAYS.COM AND RED LIGHT(IF YOU DON'T TAKE DOWN YOUR LINKS FOR THE TAPE AND RETURN ALL

MONEY TO XPAYS.COM OR RED LIGHT, WITHIN 90 DAYS OF THE DEMAND YOU WILL BE NAMED ON THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT).
4. THE ISP IN BELGUIM SELLING THE TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM VIDEO.


I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THE TRUTH OR NOT, I'M SAVING MY ASS.

BYE.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:41 PM   #4
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This is a prime example of "Dont do drugs"
Or atleast the heavy stuff anyway
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:41 PM   #5
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:43 PM   #6
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here we go again with your insane lies
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:44 PM   #7
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woman or not, you're still a dumb hahahaha
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:45 PM   #8
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:47 PM   #9
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CAPS LOCK MKAY?
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:49 PM   #10
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:51 PM   #11
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:54 PM   #12
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how disgruntled can you be christopher? you are restraining order-ish

there is no possible way your b.s. is true and everyone knows it except you

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Old 09-13-2004, 07:55 PM   #13
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Thank you for the update.


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Old 09-13-2004, 07:57 PM   #14
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:16 PM   #15
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Wow. You are more informed than Star Magazine. Idiot.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:17 PM   #16
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This shits gettin tired REAL quick.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:18 PM   #17
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:22 PM   #18
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i wonder if this is some sort of phishing scheme and lisa77 will post a paypal address to collect all the back earned money in his next post
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:32 PM   #19
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the care factor on this thread is?
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:37 PM   #20
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pointless indeed

wtf is with caps!
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:40 PM   #21
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OOH OOH,,

I hope I get one, that way I can slap that silly hahahaha and tell her to kiss my ass because I dont have that video.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:43 PM   #22
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Honestly, you'd be a whole LOT less fucking irritating if you'd lose the CAPS LOCKS!

And don't forget....
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:50 PM   #23
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there goes the caps lock again... shit my eyes...

advice to self: avoid threads by lisa77
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:50 PM   #24
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I was almost gonna read that until I saw that it was all in caps...
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:56 PM   #25
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AAAAW LISA IT'LL BE OK........WAKE UP!!!!!



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Old 09-13-2004, 09:11 PM   #26
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES TOM CRUISE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

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