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Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-13-2004, 09:04 PM

I have a long hair dachshund, I have had him for about 3 years. One of the smartest dogs I have ever had, He loves to take baths, he rolls, sits up, bang bang and he goes down. Never needs a leash, ask him where is to is and he'll find the closest one and bring it to you. Time to sleep tell him to go the bed and he knocks out. Just about any trick in the book, and he does it. Awesome.

But the little fucker can't learn not to pee or shit in the house. I tried rubbing his nose in it, give him a little ass spanking, throw him outside with his shit.

I don't understand, he goes outside in the morning, he goes when everytime I take him out. BUT WHY THE FUCK does he still do it in the house.

The bastard will do Backflips if I ask him to, but I can't keep him from taking Dumps in the house.

Any Pros in the House???

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-13-2004, 09:10 PM

Sorry, no idea how I double posted.

WickedVenus · 09-13-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I have a long hair dachshund, I have had him for about 3 years. One of the smartest dogs I have ever had, He loves to take baths, he rolls, sits up, bang bang and he goes down. Never needs a leash, ask him where is to is and he'll find the closest one and bring it to you. Time to sleep tell him to go the bed and he knocks out. Just about any trick in the book, and he does it. Awesome.

But the little fucker can't learn not to pee or shit in the house. I tried rubbing his nose in it, give him a little ass spanking, throw him outside with his shit.

I don't understand, he goes outside in the morning, he goes when everytime I take him out. BUT WHY THE FUCK does he still do it in the house.

The bastard will do Backflips if I ask him to, but I can't keep him from taking Dumps in the house.

Any Pros in the House???

OK first thing you may want to do, is buy the pee pads they have for dogs. your cute little one there will then get used to peeing on the pads, (well he should) then eventually move the pad outside after about a week. You can change the pad daily, but after about a week or so, he will get used to peeing on the pad. Well he is supposed to. then when you move it outside make sure you show him where you moved it to eventually he wil get the hint that he is supposed to use the bathroom outside. Thats how its supposed to work. also If he cant get used to going outside when you take him, he will at least only pee on the pads.

martyVP · 09-13-2004, 09:22 PM

Here is what you do Dave:

Go outside and take a shit under one of your trees and the dog will learn to do the same.

Trust me, this will work.

sickkittens · 09-13-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by WickedVenus
OK first thing you may want to do, is buy the pee pads they have for dogs. your cute little one there will then get used to peeing on the pads, (well he should) then eventually move the pad outside after about a week. You can change the pad daily, but after about a week or so, he will get used to peeing on the pad. Well he is supposed to. then when you move it outside make sure you show him where you moved it to eventually he wil get the hint that he is supposed to use the bathroom outside. Thats how its supposed to work. also If he cant get used to going outside when you take him, he will at least only pee on the pads.

When in need, resort to Pavlov.

09-13-2004, 09:04 PM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Any Dog Trainers here...I NEED YOUR HELP??? I have a long hair dachshund, I have had him for about 3 years. One of the smartest dogs I have ever had, He loves to take baths, he rolls, sits up, bang bang and he goes down. Never needs a leash, ask him where is to is and he'll find the closest one and bring it to you. Time to sleep tell him to go the bed and he knocks out. Just about any trick in the book, and he does it. Awesome. But the little fucker can't learn not to pee or shit in the house. I tried rubbing his nose in it, give him a little ass spanking, throw him outside with his shit. I don't understand, he goes outside in the morning, he goes when everytime I take him out. BUT WHY THE FUCK does he still do it in the house. The bastard will do Backflips if I ask him to, but I can't keep him from taking Dumps in the house. Any Pros in the House??? __________________ Support a Good Cause

09-13-2004, 09:10 PM	#2
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Sorry, no idea how I double posted. __________________ Support a Good Cause

09-13-2004, 09:22 PM	#4
martyVP Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,917	Here is what you do Dave: Go outside and take a shit under one of your trees and the dog will learn to do the same. Trust me, this will work.