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  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #1

    59 clicks to fastsize and still no sale

    i mean come on. 59 small pp mother fuckers where there. they shoulda all bought one and i woulda made a ton. fuck, sometimes i hate surfers.
    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
  • calmlikeabomb
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 1323

    #2
    I would of almost made 3 sale by then : )
    subarus.

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    • xclusive
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Apr 2004
      • 35218

      #3
      Damn where were you a year ago? I got married because I found a woman to accept me for my small pp now I can't afford to get fastsize so I can have a big pp...

      I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!
        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • JSA Matt
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 5464

          #5
          stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more

          ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)
          Last edited by JSA Matt; 09-13-2004, 04:42 PM.

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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
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            • brand0n
              been very busy
              • Nov 2002
              • 26983

              #7
              Originally posted by JSA Matt
              stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more
              if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor
              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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              • JSA Matt
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2003
                • 5464

                #8
                Originally posted by brand0n
                if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor
                mines about 3 inches...


































                from the ground

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                • [Brian]
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 1523

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JSA Matt
                  stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more

                  ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)

                  Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.

                  HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program
                  ICQ: 391113064

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                  • Steen2
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 7662

                    #10
                    Originally posted by [Brian]
                    Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.
                    Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?
                    ICQ: 2262.73945

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                    • JSA Matt
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 5464

                      #11
                      Originally posted by [Brian]
                      Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.
                      That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore...

                      I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.

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                      • block
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1258

                        #12
                        Originally posted by brand0n
                        come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!

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                        • JSA Matt
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 5464

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Steen2
                          Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?
                          Yes they lose major points in my book as well.

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                          • budz
                            Disruptive Innovator
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 4230

                            #14
                            what do you expect from weed traffic?


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                            • InsaneMidget
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 3767

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Steen2
                              Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

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                              • Headless
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 26727

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore...

                                I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.

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                                • FlyingIguana
                                  aspiring banker
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 10870

                                  #17
                                  you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

                                  1:3 ratio

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                                  • Steen2
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 7662

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                    Yes they lose major points in my book as well.
                                    That's completely unprofessional and I have never ever seen something like that anywhere (besides in adult).

                                    JMO (Just my opinion)
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                                    • Steen2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 7662

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                      you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

                                      1:3 ratio
                                      ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                      • [Brian]
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 1523

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Steen2
                                        Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?
                                        In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.

                                        HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program
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                                        • [Brian]
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 1523

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                          ... I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.
                                          Apparently you do.

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                                          • Steen2
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 7662

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by [Brian]
                                            In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.
                                            So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.
                                            ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                            • JSA Matt
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 5464

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by [Brian]
                                              Apparently you do.
                                              Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man.

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                                              • Tipsy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 6989

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.
                                                To me it looked VERY tongue in cheek and was obviously so. Hardly suggesting anything doesn't sell well. Did you miss the part about 50 clicks?
                                                Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                • Nysus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 7817

                                                  #25
                                                  Results can vary greatly. Sometimes you can not get anything in 3000 uniques, and then in the next 1000 you get 4+ signups. So really, 59 hits isn't enough, try more like 5000, and then you'll know that the site / product doesn't convert for your traffic.

                                                  Matt
                                                  What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                  Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                  See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                  • PatrickKing
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 2096

                                                    #26
                                                    Fun Thread!!!
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                                                    • [Brian]
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                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 1523

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                      Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man.
                                                      I don't care who you work for man. I am VERY defensive about my program, because it kicks ass. If I see someone saying they can't sell a FastSize I want to know WHY .. that's all.

                                                      Seeing you say "you're better off selling pills" is demoralizing. Suggesting you don't need any help selling a program that is the first one of it's nature is a bit callous too .. are you too good to need any help?

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                                                      • fris
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 55696

                                                        #28
                                                        mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine?
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                                                        • [Brian]
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 1523

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Steen2
                                                          So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.

                                                          Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?

                                                          HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program
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                                                          • [Brian]
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 1523

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by fris
                                                            mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine?
                                                            Nice, how big is it when erect?

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                                                            • pxxx
                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 12114

                                                              #31
                                                              FastSize is doing out of this world for me, and the move that i made now to be doing this well, i should have made earlier.



                                                              FastSize Kicks ass and the owner kicks even more ass. Great company, great product, and they are making me some serious cash. I am happy.

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                                                              • Steen2
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 7662

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                                Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?
                                                                Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

                                                                I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.
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                                                                • [Brian]
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                  • 1523

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Steen2
                                                                  Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

                                                                  I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.
                                                                  Well he did say he purposely created a second account devoid of any contact info.

                                                                  I apologize for posting his stats here and appearing unprofessional.

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                                                                  • almighty
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 838

                                                                    #34
                                                                    maybe people are learning that enlarging a penis is not so simple and the only things getting big is their hope

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                                                                    • cool1g
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 976

                                                                      #35
                                                                      amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.
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                                                                      • zentz
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 8062

                                                                        #36
                                                                        you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376
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                                                                        • [Brian]
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                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                          • 1523

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by cool1g
                                                                          amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.
                                                                          If that is really the case you should have messaged one of us long ago. Our PPC affiliates are generally all < 1:100, including my own adwords traffic:


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                                                                          • [Brian]
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                            • 1523

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by zentz
                                                                            you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376

                                                                            That's not a huge amount of test hits, but you might want to change your link to be a bit more descriptive than just 'enlarge your penis'. C'mon man, let's get creative!

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                                                                            • Doc911
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 3695

                                                                              #39
                                                                              59 clicks thats nothing twice now I have sent hundred of clicks to a sponser that advertised here. the last one promised 99 dollars added to my account if i posted the url of the banner and my id.

                                                                              the first one i sent 500 hits and nothing.
                                                                              the second one, a week ago, i sent 552 hits and not only did it not sale with no blind clicks( targeted traffic with thier banner), they didn't add the 99 dollars to my account even after i icqed them, so i removed the banner.


                                                                              I'm going through my sponsors now. if they don't convert at least 1:500 with something. I'm taking down their banners and link codes..


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                                                                              • Jace
                                                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 35562

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                                                Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?
                                                                                fuck that shit, that was uncalled for man....you just psoted the affiliate and their stats....FUCKED i tell you

                                                                                that is just fucked up

                                                                                i wonder if I went to commission junction's forum and asked them to post stats what would happen?

                                                                                IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN CAUSE THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL AND RESPECT THEIR AFFILIATES

                                                                                fast size just lost all points in my book

                                                                                if your that insecure about your site and product, find other ways to prove to people that your site and product rock....don't disclose personal info to do it

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                                                                                • [Brian]
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 1523

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                                  59 clicks thats nothing twice now I have sent hundred of clicks to a sponser that advertised here. the last one promised 99 dollars added to my account if i posted the url of the banner and my id.

                                                                                  the first one i sent 500 hits and nothing.
                                                                                  the second one, a week ago, i sent 552 hits and not only did it not sale with no blind clicks( targeted traffic with thier banner), they didn't add the 99 dollars to my account even after i icqed them, so i removed the banner.


                                                                                  I'm going through my sponsors now. if they don't convert at least 1:500 with something. I'm taking down their banners and link codes..
                                                                                  $99 for signing up ... sounds familiar

                                                                                  As you can see in the screencap above we have a $49 signup program, which appears right when you signup. (If turned on) ICQ/email me if you want to give it a try and I'll enable it for your account. If you're going to push the copycats, you might as well test the original as well.

                                                                                  HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program
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                                                                                  • Screaming
                                                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 18972

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    yikes man that sucks

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                                                                                    • pornguy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 62912

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I was thinking about sending some plumbing traffic at that program. This I will convert at 1 in 60 or so??
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                                                                                      • [Brian]
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                                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                                        • 1523

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                        I was thinking about sending some plumbing traffic at that program. This I will convert at 1 in 60 or so??

                                                                                        Plumbing traffic??

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                                                                                        • cool1g
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 976

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          If that is really the case you should have messaged one of us long ago. Our PPC affiliates are generally all < 1:100, including my own adwords traffic:
                                                                                          when i was 0:1000, i had traded some emails with Sara (?)

                                                                                          i adjusted something in the account. when it got to 0:2000+, i send another email looking for some guidance, but no reply
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                                                                                          • [Brian]
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                                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                                            • 1523

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by cool1g
                                                                                            when i was 0:1000, i had traded some emails with Sara (?)

                                                                                            i adjusted something in the account. when it got to 0:2000+, i send another email looking for some guidance, but no reply
                                                                                            You sure you have the right program? There's no Sara here.

                                                                                            Email me your account name now and I'll investigate for you. (but won't post it in public )

                                                                                            brian -at- fastsize . com

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                                                                                            • BradM
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Jace: Whoopdee doo. Oh dear god the END of the world has come.

                                                                                              I've talked to affiliates on GFY before and said things to the effect of: "Dude you sent us 2 clicks. Why are you bitching. Let's crank it up."

                                                                                              Is that SO BAD? If it is, you're welcome to send your traffic to oainternet. They need it more than we do.

                                                                                              For fuck sakes people, if you're that sensitive- you need to get out more and stop typing so much. Stop post whoring and grab a falafell. Christ. I am sick of seeing board whores jumping on a bandwagon.

                                                                                              For those of you making good money with us, I thank you for your business. You know that the guys with 20, and 50 hits with no sales don't matter. I sure am not taking it to heart.
                                                                                              And Matt, no bridges are burned... Jason owes me a favor so if I really want to get some traffic I am sure I could pull that favor.

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                                                                                              • cool1g
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                                • 976

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Brian - it was Cora i talked to...anyway, hitting u up on ICQ....
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                                                                                                • Doc911
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 3695

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                                                                  $99 for signing up ... sounds familiar

                                                                                                  As you can see in the screencap above we have a $49 signup program, which appears right when you signup. (If turned on) ICQ/email me if you want to give it a try and I'll enable it for your account. If you're going to push the copycats, you might as well test the original as well.
                                                                                                  You have icq


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                                                                                                  • Odin88
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                    • 3267

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I am doing wrell with this:

                                                                                                    www.penisadd.com/devices.html

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