EVERYTHING that pisses me the fuck off about DRIVING!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:02 PM

I can't stand fucking intersections where the light is green for like 7 seconds, and is red for 5 fucking minutes!!!

I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS CONTRUCTION!! Here in NJ Interstate 295 is a 65 zone. It has been a fucking 45 construction zone for over a year and most of the road is finished!! At least most people do 60 - 80 during the day on that road. What the fuck, all this bullshit and I thought they were widening the road, when all they did was add a LEFT SHOULDER!! YOUR HIGHWAY TAXES AT WORK!!!!!

I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!!

Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!!

The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!!

Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time.

I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-)

People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you!

If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid.

If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

I love it when somebody who is accidentally in a turning lane and feels like going straight, or vice versa changes their mind and ties up the whole fucking road so they can switch lanes. JUST KEPEP GOING and make a U-Turn later!! Don't be an inconsiderate piece of shit!

I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!!

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Alright I think I went nuts already. I had 6 coronas and I felt like randomly venting about drivin. It would be cool if everybody else that read this post could vent about their driving experiences with assholes. GO NUTS AND DRIVE SAFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Brat · 09-09-2004, 10:04 PM

oh my... i've been wanting to make a thread like this today.

You sound like me and I love it

I have another one. I don't know about there but in Montreal, for some reason, when it rains or snows, people PANIC. They forget how to drive!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!

Tracy · 09-09-2004, 10:05 PM

Go kill yourself now.

Spunky · 09-09-2004, 10:07 PM

Hire someone to do it then

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
oh my... i've been wanting to make a thread like this today.

You sound like me and I love it

I have another one. I don't know about there but in Montreal, for some reason, when it rains or snows, people PANIC. They forget how to drive!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!

You are totally right. Around here when it rains, in most cases people are cool but there are always those assholes who drive like it's a fucking blizzard!!

bangman- · 09-09-2004, 10:09 PM

wow.... what a post.

I pretty much agree with everything you said, but I do want to add one thing.

There is NO reason at all to pass me if I am going slower than you, when you know goddamn well that there is a red light coming up. That pisses me the fuck off.
If I see a red light 40-50 ft away, I slow down. I'm not going to rush to the red light.
These motherfuckers are in some kind of competition.
"Who can get to the red light first!?!?"

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by bangman-
wow.... what a post.
I pretty much agree with everything you said, but I do want to add one thing.

There is NO reason at all to pass me if I am going slower than you, when you know goddamn well that there is a red light coming up. That pisses me the fuck off.
If I see a red light 40-50 ft away, I slow down. I'm not going to rush to the red light.
These motherfuckers are in some kind of competition.
"Who can get to the red light first!?!?"

Yea man!!! People are fucking losers. I love it when people ride my ass to the red light or fly by me then they slam their brakes when they get there. I like to call it "Race to the red light". Do people really think they are saving time if they get to the red light quicker?! lol

qwe · 09-09-2004, 10:20 PM

ya thats the way i feel as well, if im in the left lane and you going speed limit MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE, happens all the time.

detoxed · 09-09-2004, 10:23 PM

I would flip you off too. Just because you like to come here and bitch like a little pussy.

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
I would flip you off too. Just because you like to come here and bitch like a little pussy.

I'm not bitching. I'm venting and I'm sure 99% of people here can relate to what I'm saying.

Based on the fact that you're gonna put me down makes me think you drive like an asshole too! So FUCK OFF!!!!

PenisFace · 09-09-2004, 10:36 PM

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If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

You fucking retard, the law says you have to pull over, so pull the fuck over, reguardless of whether the ambulance/police car/fire truck is coming up behind you or coming towards you in opposing lane.

BrainDead · 09-09-2004, 10:39 PM

that's why i always have my mum pick me up

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
You fucking retard, the law says you have to pull over, so pull the fuck over, reguardless of whether the ambulance/police car/fire truck is coming up behind you or coming towards you in opposing lane.

Well laws also say you cant smoke weed but people do it anyway.

Zerof8 · 09-09-2004, 11:00 PM

When people start to piss me off I turn on my bass speakers and play "move bitch" as loud as I can, it doesnt really effect the situation but it gives me a way to release some aggression before I ram them or something.

I also hate people who go 20mph to fast down neighborhood roads, I have about fucked a couple of people up for that shit.

I get really pissed at the 90 year olds who dont have any business driving at all too, they will just kill themselves eventually. If you have to go 20 in a 35 just to control your vehicle you need to STOP driving.

Brat · 09-09-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
When people start to piss me off I turn on my bass speakers and play "move bitch" as loud as I can, it doesnt really effect the situation but it gives me a way to release some aggression before I ram them or something.

I also hate people who go 20mph to fast down neighborhood roads, I have about fucked a couple of people up for that shit.

I get really pissed at the 90 year olds who dont have any business driving at all too, they will just kill themselves eventually. If you have to go 20 in a 35 just to control your vehicle you need to STOP driving.

I love that song and play it very often while driving. It's the perfect stress reliever!

Manowar · 09-09-2004, 11:03 PM

Too much anger dude

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
When people start to piss me off I turn on my bass speakers and play "move bitch" as loud as I can, it doesnt really effect the situation but it gives me a way to release some aggression before I ram them or something.

I also hate people who go 20mph to fast down neighborhood roads, I have about fucked a couple of people up for that shit.

I get really pissed at the 90 year olds who dont have any business driving at all too, they will just kill themselves eventually. If you have to go 20 in a 35 just to control your vehicle you need to STOP driving.

Yea old people fuckin scare me on the road.

block · 09-09-2004, 11:06 PM

DogsandBigCats · 09-09-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Too much anger dude

Well I was pretty drunk when I typed that and it was all in good fun.

volante · 09-09-2004, 11:43 PM

The thing that really annoys me is giving lifts to friends in LA on the rare occasions that it rains, and they get all concerned and start giving me lectures about the correct way to drive in the wet.

I'm English for fucks sake! I learned to drive in the rain, and 50% of my time driving was done in the rain! And I mean REAL rain, not this crappy, SoCal, "slightly humid air" rain...

DogsandBigCats · 09-10-2004, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by volante
The thing that really annoys me is giving lifts to friends in LA on the rare occasions that it rains, and they get all concerned and start giving me lectures about the correct way to drive in the wet.

I'm English for fucks sake! I learned to drive in the rain, and 50% of my time driving was done in the rain! And I mean REAL rain, not this crappy, SoCal, "slightly humid air" rain...

Yea I feel ya. Once I've driven in sleet and about a foot of snow, rain might as well be dry ground! Ya can't just cut corners fast thats all

bangman- · 09-10-2004, 09:30 AM

Yeah, it's one thing to drive 20 mph over the speed limit on a highway, but when people drive even 5+mph over the limit on neighborhood roads, they are fucking asses.
Especially when there are watch children signs and blind spots.

DogsandBigCats · 09-10-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by bangman-
Yeah, it's one thing to drive 20 mph over the speed limit on a highway, but when people drive even 5+mph over the limit on neighborhood roads, they are fucking asses.
Especially when there are watch children signs and blind spots.

That is true. There is no reason to go fast in residential areas but on regular roads, there is no fucking point in going under the speed limit. I think they should call it "Recommended Speed" instead of "Speed Limit"

Fred Quimby · 09-10-2004, 09:51 AM

I was behind some ass in the HOV lane doing 50 in a 65.

When I had the chance to pass,,it was a bunch of black women eating mcdonalds. So as I was passing I pointed to their rear tire and screamed out the window "you rear tire is going around in circles."

They pulled over and got out of the car to look at the tire.

DogsandBigCats · 09-10-2004, 03:21 PM

Add on:

What the fuck is up with these assholes who go like 30mph when using the ONRAMP to an interstate!!!! Are these dumbasses just TRYING to cause an accident?!! It's called the ACCELERATION LANE SO FUCKING ACCELERATE ASSHOLE!!!!!

2XY · 09-10-2004, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
I can't stand fucking intersections where the light is green for like 7 seconds, and is red for 5 fucking minutes!!!

I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS CONTRUCTION!! Here in NJ Interstate 295 is a 65 zone. It has been a fucking 45 construction zone for over a year and most of the road is finished!! At least most people do 60 - 80 during the day on that road. What the fuck, all this bullshit and I thought they were widening the road, when all they did was add a LEFT SHOULDER!! YOUR HIGHWAY TAXES AT WORK!!!!!

I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!!

Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!!

The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!!

Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-)

People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you!

If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid.

If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

I love it when somebody who is accidentally in a turning lane and feels like going straight, or vice versa changes their mind and ties up the whole fucking road so they can switch lanes. JUST KEPEP GOING and make a U-Turn later!! Don't be an inconsiderate piece of shit!

I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!!

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Alright I think I went nuts already. I had 6 coronas and I felt like randomly venting about drivin. It would be cool if everybody else that read this post could vent about their driving experiences with assholes. GO NUTS AND DRIVE SAFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Very interesting thread and very true.

What you typed should be written as a preamble in a driver's ed phamphlet (of course with minor revisions to the language).

fr8 · 09-10-2004, 07:05 PM

What pisses me off is when im in my car. I just start getting mad.

ezrydn · 09-10-2004, 07:26 PM

I read these posts and just have to laugh. No, not AT any of you. I used to be the exact same way. I used to live in So. Cal. Now, I live in Guadalajara, MX.

You have no idea.

The way they drive up there? They ALL drive like that here. It's "normal."

The differences are too numerous to list here. This is a city of 7.5 million...and they all want to drive on the street I'm planning on using! Good thing they don't allow guns down here.

DogsandBigCats · 09-13-2004, 12:48 PM

Phoenix · 09-13-2004, 12:51 PM

you will give yourself a heart attack soon if you worry about that shit

i just laugh at it all now...fuck it..we are all still young, making money and never really have to be anywhere for a specific time so why the rush?

DogsandBigCats · 09-13-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
you will give yourself a heart attack soon if you worry about that shit

i just laugh at it all now...fuck it..we are all still young, making money and never really have to be anywhere for a specific time so why the rush?

Well I really don't stress those things too much when I'm driving. I was drunk and felt like listing all those things that bother me on the road. Most of the time I am not in a rush anyway but I just hate the feeling of driving slow

Manowar · 09-13-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by block

ilsoph · 09-13-2004, 03:12 PM

watch that blood pressure...

DogsandBigCats · 09-16-2004, 02:00 PM

BrainDead · 09-17-2004, 12:48 AM

very good post! i agree with everything that you say. traffic really pissed me off! f**k those traffic lights!

Xtreme Fever · 09-17-2004, 12:59 AM

u gotta love those damn women drivers, oh and

eiht_98 · 09-17-2004, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by Xtreme Fever
u gotta love those damn women drivers, oh and

Shog · 09-17-2004, 01:30 AM

Came across this earlier today

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm

wdsguy · 09-17-2004, 01:32 AM

u need to take a chill pill dude

Xtreme Fever · 09-17-2004, 01:39 AM

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm

Matt 26z · 09-17-2004, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

If that emergency vehicle has to go around someone in their own lane and drive into your lane in the process to get around, they don't want you over there screwing that up.

And even if there's not anyone ahead of them, you being pulled over greatly reduces the chances of them being involved in an accident. Fucking around in situations where people are being rushed to the hospital isn't cool. And since you do, that makes you an even bigger asshole than anyone you described above.

ivil_klown · 09-17-2004, 04:03 AM

there are just so many stupid people on the road so watch out,

phogirl69 · 09-17-2004, 04:24 AM

I am a horrible driver and do just about everything you said... I always drive 5 miles below the speed limit to be safe (because I'm not a good driver and don't want to lose control of the car and go exactly 65mph on the fwy, 70 is kinda wooozy for me... I am also a pussy and break at yellow lights.

But what I hate tho are people that tailgate when I'm going exactly the speed limit. Ok, so I know you get annoyed with those people, but legally I AM ALLOWED TO GO THE SPEED LIMIT and not 1 mph faster if I feel like it, even if it annoys me it is my right. If people don't like it they can pass me. I hate bitches that tailgate me and then give me a dirty look when they pass. I don't care if you are in a hurry! I don't have to drive faster just for your sorry fucken ass! If it says speed limit 40mph, I can drive 38mph if I want, don't fucken tailgate my car! People piss me the fuck off!

Jakke PNG · 09-17-2004, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
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Do you run any adult websites?
My guess would be 'no'.

Benja · 09-17-2004, 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by Shog
Came across this earlier today

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm

erehwon · 09-17-2004, 04:47 AM

My biggest pet peeve about driving is people driving the speed limit in the left lane and won't catch the hint when you flash the high-beams a few times.

I'm seriously about to go into a Signs Now store and have this added to the top edge of my windsheild in reverse letters.

Slower traffic, Keep right!

Pornweaver · 09-17-2004, 05:07 AM

I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser.

>>>> The posted speed limit is the MAX allowed speed limit. You CAN get pulled over for doing 3 mi over the limit if the cop wants to be a prick. If you are going over the limit, you are "speeding" according to traffic law.

I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!!

>>>> Passing on the right is illegal on a single lane road.

Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!!

>>>> They are only dumb asses because you are not supposed to be in the middle of the intersection waiting to turn. You need to be behind the line until it is safe to turn.

The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!!

>>>> Again, the MAX speed limit law. "Slower Traffic Keep Right" applies to people doing LESS THAN the posted speed limit. Too many people think that because there is a left lane and a sign referring to "Slower Traffic" that this means all the Speed Racers go in the left lane and everyone needs to get out of their way. This is NOT what it implies. It simply means that if you are driving less than 70 in a 70 zone, keep right.

Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-)

>>>>> It sounds like you have trouble following the traffic laws. If the posted limit is 25, and you are doing 40, you are in fact... SPEEDING. Slamming on your breaks to get someone to back off is highly dangerous, and could cause an accident. It's best to pull over and let them pass, as you mentioned above in regards to people going to slow for you.

People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you!

>>>> YELLOW lights mean "Slow down and prepare to stop".

If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid.

>>>> Obviously you've never heard the saying "Better to be safe than sorry.". If a cop is on the side of the road and has someone pulled over already, it would take nothing but a few seconds for him to radio 200 yards down to another Highway Patrol officer about you speeding past him and to pull you over further down the road. When in doubt, always side with caution.

If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward.

>>>> Wrong again! EVERYONE must pull over to the right. Let's say that some jackass is on the other side and listening to his music too loud and does not hear the siren behind him. The ambulance has every right to go into YOUR side of the road to get around them, and if YOU are in the way, they can SMASH into you and you will also get a ticket for NOT pulling over.

I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!!

>>>> I bet you are one of those people that SPEEDS UP if someone pulls out in front of you so that you can get all pissed off at them for getting in front of you.

In conclusion, people who drive like assholes tend to view other drivers as the "asshole". It's a classic case of displacement. You also attract what you don't want, because of your perceptual paradigm.

Step back from yourself when you drive and view it as simply "Transportation", because that is all that it is. Traffic is a give-in, and should always be expected. If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, practice "leaving earlier" the next time to allow enough time to get to your destination safely without breaking any traffic laws. Follow this and you may save yourself money that would have otherwise been spent on a ticket, or possibly save your own or someone elses life.

DogsandBigCats · 09-17-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Shog
Came across this earlier today

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm

LMAO!! THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!! Just about everything I saw in that video I've come across on the road!

BuggyG · 09-17-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Brat
oh my... i've been wanting to make a thread like this today.

You sound like me and I love it

I have another one. I don't know about there but in Montreal, for some reason, when it rains or snows, people PANIC. They forget how to drive!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!

trust me.. to see all this and more.. just get on the met when there's just a drop of snow/rain

it's like.. WTF?!?!?!? Everyone suddenly wants to go the limit
well lucky if it's the limit.. if not less then that
then they wonder why there is road-rage

ok.. course i do it on purpose to them 16-18yr olds driving their little civics
like the annoying flies that they are

but I gotta have my fun somehow

DogsandBigCats · 10-01-2004, 12:58 PM

Anybody else got shit that pisses them off on the road? Post it here!

09-09-2004, 10:02 PM	#1
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	EVERYTHING that pisses me the fuck off about DRIVING!!!!!! I can't stand fucking intersections where the light is green for like 7 seconds, and is red for 5 fucking minutes!!! I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS CONTRUCTION!! Here in NJ Interstate 295 is a 65 zone. It has been a fucking 45 construction zone for over a year and most of the road is finished!! At least most people do 60 - 80 during the day on that road. What the fuck, all this bullshit and I thought they were widening the road, when all they did was add a LEFT SHOULDER!! YOUR HIGHWAY TAXES AT WORK!!!!! I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!! Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!! The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!! Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-) People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you! If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid. If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward. I love it when somebody who is accidentally in a turning lane and feels like going straight, or vice versa changes their mind and ties up the whole fucking road so they can switch lanes. JUST KEPEP GOING and make a U-Turn later!! Don't be an inconsiderate piece of shit! I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!! ----------------------------- Alright I think I went nuts already. I had 6 coronas and I felt like randomly venting about drivin. It would be cool if everybody else that read this post could vent about their driving experiences with assholes. GO NUTS AND DRIVE SAFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

09-09-2004, 10:07 PM	#4
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09-09-2004, 11:00 PM	#14
Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	When people start to piss me off I turn on my bass speakers and play "move bitch" as loud as I can, it doesnt really effect the situation but it gives me a way to release some aggression before I ram them or something. I also hate people who go 20mph to fast down neighborhood roads, I have about fucked a couple of people up for that shit. I get really pissed at the 90 year olds who dont have any business driving at all too, they will just kill themselves eventually. If you have to go 20 in a 35 just to control your vehicle you need to STOP driving. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

09-09-2004, 11:06 PM	#18
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09-10-2004, 09:51 AM	#24
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	I was behind some ass in the HOV lane doing 50 in a 65. When I had the chance to pass,,it was a bunch of black women eating mcdonalds. So as I was passing I pointed to their rear tire and screamed out the window "you rear tire is going around in circles." They pulled over and got out of the car to look at the tire. __________________

09-09-2004, 10:04 PM	#2
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	oh my... i've been wanting to make a thread like this today. You sound like me and I love it I have another one. I don't know about there but in Montreal, for some reason, when it rains or snows, people PANIC. They forget how to drive!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!

09-09-2004, 10:05 PM	#3
Tracy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: I AM AN IDIOT Posts: 416	Go kill yourself now.

09-09-2004, 10:09 PM	#6
bangman- So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 293	wow.... what a post. I pretty much agree with everything you said, but I do want to add one thing. There is NO reason at all to pass me if I am going slower than you, when you know goddamn well that there is a red light coming up. That pisses me the fuck off. If I see a red light 40-50 ft away, I slow down. I'm not going to rush to the red light. These motherfuckers are in some kind of competition. "Who can get to the red light first!?!?"

09-09-2004, 10:20 PM	#8
qwe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,109	ya thats the way i feel as well, if im in the left lane and you going speed limit MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE, happens all the time.

09-09-2004, 10:23 PM	#9
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I would flip you off too. Just because you like to come here and bitch like a little pussy.

09-09-2004, 10:39 PM	#12
BrainDead So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	that's why i always have my mum pick me up

09-09-2004, 11:03 PM	#16
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Too much anger dude

09-09-2004, 11:43 PM	#20
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	The thing that really annoys me is giving lifts to friends in LA on the rare occasions that it rains, and they get all concerned and start giving me lectures about the correct way to drive in the wet. I'm English for fucks sake! I learned to drive in the rain, and 50% of my time driving was done in the rain! And I mean REAL rain, not this crappy, SoCal, "slightly humid air" rain...

09-10-2004, 09:30 AM	#22
bangman- So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 293	Yeah, it's one thing to drive 20 mph over the speed limit on a highway, but when people drive even 5+mph over the limit on neighborhood roads, they are fucking asses. Especially when there are watch children signs and blind spots.

09-10-2004, 03:21 PM	#25
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	Add on: What the fuck is up with these assholes who go like 30mph when using the ONRAMP to an interstate!!!! Are these dumbasses just TRYING to cause an accident?!! It's called the ACCELERATION LANE SO FUCKING ACCELERATE ASSHOLE!!!!!

09-10-2004, 07:05 PM	#27
fr8 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,074	What pisses me off is when im in my car. I just start getting mad. __________________ █ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com █ Full Stack Developer

09-10-2004, 07:26 PM	#28
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	I read these posts and just have to laugh. No, not AT any of you. I used to be the exact same way. I used to live in So. Cal. Now, I live in Guadalajara, MX. You have no idea. The way they drive up there? They ALL drive like that here. It's "normal." The differences are too numerous to list here. This is a city of 7.5 million...and they all want to drive on the street I'm planning on using! Good thing they don't allow guns down here.

09-13-2004, 12:48 PM	#29
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	. __________________ Sig too big

09-13-2004, 12:51 PM	#30
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	you will give yourself a heart attack soon if you worry about that shit i just laugh at it all now...fuck it..we are all still young, making money and never really have to be anywhere for a specific time so why the rush? __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

09-13-2004, 03:12 PM	#33
ilsoph Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 225	watch that blood pressure...

09-16-2004, 02:00 PM	#34
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	. __________________ Sig too big

09-17-2004, 12:48 AM	#35
BrainDead So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	very good post! i agree with everything that you say. traffic really pissed me off! f**k those traffic lights!

09-17-2004, 12:59 AM	#36
Xtreme Fever Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 234	u gotta love those damn women drivers, oh and Last edited by Xtreme Fever; 09-17-2004 at 01:00 AM..

09-17-2004, 01:30 AM	#38
Shog Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Rocklin, CA Posts: 14	Came across this earlier today http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm

09-17-2004, 01:32 AM	#39
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	u need to take a chill pill dude

09-17-2004, 04:03 AM	#42
ivil_klown Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 192	there are just so many stupid people on the road so watch out, __________________ 35+ Sites, $40 per Signup, FHG's!!

09-17-2004, 04:24 AM	#43
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I am a horrible driver and do just about everything you said... I always drive 5 miles below the speed limit to be safe (because I'm not a good driver and don't want to lose control of the car and go exactly 65mph on the fwy, 70 is kinda wooozy for me... I am also a pussy and break at yellow lights. But what I hate tho are people that tailgate when I'm going exactly the speed limit. Ok, so I know you get annoyed with those people, but legally I AM ALLOWED TO GO THE SPEED LIMIT and not 1 mph faster if I feel like it, even if it annoys me it is my right. If people don't like it they can pass me. I hate bitches that tailgate me and then give me a dirty look when they pass. I don't care if you are in a hurry! I don't have to drive faster just for your sorry fucken ass! If it says speed limit 40mph, I can drive 38mph if I want, don't fucken tailgate my car! People piss me the fuck off!

09-17-2004, 04:47 AM	#46
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	My biggest pet peeve about driving is people driving the speed limit in the left lane and won't catch the hint when you flash the high-beams a few times. I'm seriously about to go into a Signs Now store and have this added to the top edge of my windsheild in reverse letters. Slower traffic, Keep right! __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

09-17-2004, 05:07 AM	#47
Pornweaver Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 855	I can't fucking stand assholes that go equal to or less than the speed limit. Most NORMAL people go 2 - 10 over the speed limit. You don't even wanna hear about how much I wanna kill people doing 5 or less the speed limit. I had some asshole in front of me doing 20 in a 35 zone I was flashing my highbeams like MOVE THE FUCK OVER and he gave me the finger as I passed him over the double lines. What a fucking loser. >>>> The posted speed limit is the MAX allowed speed limit. You CAN get pulled over for doing 3 mi over the limit if the cop wants to be a prick. If you are going over the limit, you are "speeding" according to traffic law. I can't stand assholes who want to make a left turn on a single lane road, and don't at least leave some room for people to pass on the right. When traffic is bad, this kind of shit fucks everybody up. Fucking assholes are so ignorant thinking they can tie up the whole road so they can make a left turn. Fuck those assholes!!! >>>> Passing on the right is illegal on a single lane road. Speaking of left turns, at a traffic light, I hate dumbass retards who just sit there when the light turns yellow when they are like in the middle of the fucking intersection. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW ITS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LEFT TURN!!!!!! >>>> They are only dumb asses because you are not supposed to be in the middle of the intersection waiting to turn. You need to be behind the line until it is safe to turn. The thing that really pisses me off is people who do drive in the left lane of an interstate and are driving equal to or slower than people in the middle and/or right lane. Apparently these fucktards don't seem to notice the "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" or "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY" or "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" and then the same fuckers that go slow in the left lane wonder why people follow them closely and get pissed off. It's called MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE!!!! >>>> Again, the MAX speed limit law. "Slower Traffic Keep Right" applies to people doing LESS THAN the posted speed limit. Too many people think that because there is a left lane and a sign referring to "Slower Traffic" that this means all the Speed Racers go in the left lane and everyone needs to get out of their way. This is NOT what it implies. It simply means that if you are driving less than 70 in a 70 zone, keep right. Speaking of tailgating, I LOVE IT when people follow me close in a situation where they cannot, and will not pass me and even if they did, they'd only be one car length ahead of me for an extended period of time. I was once in a 25 zone in TRAFFIC doing about 40 miles per hour and this stupid hahahaha was following me like 2 feet behind. I usually slam my brakes for a second to give people a warning. Usually thats all it takes and they will get the message and back off, but this hahahaha just stayed behind me. So finally I just slammed HARD and kept it down and she passed me over double lines and after that I proceeded to follow her 1 inch behind. (I was drivin an old Jeep, she had a new Lexus, I had nothing to lose :-) >>>>> It sounds like you have trouble following the traffic laws. If the posted limit is 25, and you are doing 40, you are in fact... SPEEDING. Slamming on your breaks to get someone to back off is highly dangerous, and could cause an accident. It's best to pull over and let them pass, as you mentioned above in regards to people going to slow for you. People who slam their brakes when the light turns yellow are fucking pussies. If the light turns yellow and you'd have to hit the brakes so hard that you'd skid, FLOOR IT INSTEAD!!!!! It's a good way to avoid somebody behind you who might have shitty brakes from crashing into the back of you! >>>> YELLOW lights mean "Slow down and prepare to stop". If you see a cop with his lights on having already pulled somebody over and you're going a little over the speed limit, you don't have to slam your fucking brakes. He's not gonna drop everything and start chasing you! People are so fucking stupid. >>>> Obviously you've never heard the saying "Better to be safe than sorry.". If a cop is on the side of the road and has someone pulled over already, it would take nothing but a few seconds for him to radio 200 yards down to another Highway Patrol officer about you speeding past him and to pull you over further down the road. When in doubt, always side with caution. If an ambulance with their lights and sirens on is coming down the OPPOSITE side of the road you are traveling on, you don't have to skid to a stop and pull over to the right. YOU KEEP GOING!!!! It's not like the fucking ambulance is going to make a fucking left turn out of nowhere in front of you while they are speeding forward. >>>> Wrong again! EVERYONE must pull over to the right. Let's say that some jackass is on the other side and listening to his music too loud and does not hear the siren behind him. The ambulance has every right to go into YOUR side of the road to get around them, and if YOU are in the way, they can SMASH into you and you will also get a ticket for NOT pulling over. I hate asshole who pull out in front of me and go slow as hell. If you're gonna pull out right in front of me, by the time I catch up with you, you better fucking be going equal to or greater than the speed I was going and if I have to slow down because your ass turned in front of me, then you're an inconsiderate motherfucker!!!! >>>> I bet you are one of those people that SPEEDS UP if someone pulls out in front of you so that you can get all pissed off at them for getting in front of you. In conclusion, people who drive like assholes tend to view other drivers as the "asshole". It's a classic case of displacement. You also attract what you don't want, because of your perceptual paradigm. Step back from yourself when you drive and view it as simply "Transportation", because that is all that it is. Traffic is a give-in, and should always be expected. If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, practice "leaving earlier" the next time to allow enough time to get to your destination safely without breaking any traffic laws. Follow this and you may save yourself money that would have otherwise been spent on a ticket, or possibly save your own or someone elses life. Last edited by Pornweaver; 09-17-2004 at 05:08 AM..

10-01-2004, 12:58 PM	#50
DogsandBigCats Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Dogs and Cats are Posts: 337	Anybody else got shit that pisses them off on the road? Post it here! __________________ Sig too big