50 jabs

I guess I'll be the lone voice of reason...

Those conditions sound reasonable, after all tdf is challenging dude.

And After all if something is really going to happen, you have to have some conditions settled at some point in time.

10k U.S.D. Purse for winner.
Flight/Hotel (covered already by pleaurepays)
Physical for tdf (I'd est. cost at about $75)
Referee (what $60/hr? for a certified ref?)
Ring (can't be that expensive, again maybe $150/hr?)

One major expense is already covered, and two sponsors could easily cover the purse...

So do we have a game here? :Graucho

What do I look like..
somebody in highschool...

This shit means nothing to me..
but money means SOMETHING to me..

He said in his post that he's sure he can whoop me...
So that means he's going to win..

So I say..
pass a physical...(for legal reasons)
and put up a $10,000 purse to the WINNER OF THE FIGHT

plus hotel and airfare as he originally offered...

ring, ref and judges (this is a boxing match)

and he can box me....

I actually make living from my online dealings....
I also have no hate towards the man because I have no reason to have any he's just a man who's trying to eat, even if that means started fake beef/drama on this messageboard...


but if he wants to fight me..
put up that 10 G's....

Matter of fact..
since you believe in him so much...

Why don't you put up a few hundreds if you can spare it...
on his behalf..

He said he can beat me boxing..
so it must be true..

you'll get your money back when he wins

i will happily fight as long as you...

sign a contract.
put up $10,000.
get a physical.
pay hotel (only 5 stars)
pay airfair (only 1st class)
bring 3 hamsters
bring 1 spare tire
bring 5 midgets
bring 18 circus clowns
get the Popes blessing.
get President Bush's blessing.
get Osama Bin Ladens blessing.
stuff pickles up your ass on camera.
dance naked in front of 50,000 people.
stab an innocent person on the subway
and make my parrot memorize War and Peace.

why? because i am a tough guy and not afraid. you just do my simple list of things and i will happily beat your ass!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what a scared little bitch you are. TDF just punked you. sad.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Like i said, i will happily fight as long as you...

sign a contract.
put up $10,000.
get a physical.
pay hotel (only 5 stars)
pay airfair (only 1st class)
bring 3 hamsters
bring 1 spare tire
bring 5 midgets
bring 18 circus clowns
get the Popes blessing.
get President Bush's blessing.
get Osama Bin Ladens blessing.
stuff pickles up your ass on camera.
dance naked in front of 50,000 people.
stab an innocent person on the subway
and make my parrot memorize War and Peace.

and of course, i assumed the following goes without saying (this is a boxing match)...

Two shaved donkeys.
Six cement mixers.
Vienna Boys Choir.
Michael Jackson singing "I'm Bad" repeatedly all night long.
A one legged Tranny.
Three quadrapalegic ballerinas
an Olympic size swimming pool full of Champagne
50 bald eagles
a dead elephant.
and the Crowned Prince of Saudi Arabia tied to a tree behind my hotel.

and I WILL kick your ass when you live up to your small end of the bargain.

I almost forgot.

you must also Bring Kaptain Kangaroo back from the dead (and Mr. Green Jeans... and Mr. Rogers)

and please reunite the orginal cast of Star Trek for one last movie (its ok, we will prop those old fucks up with sticks)

and you must give me the power to become invisible.

thats all.

its so simple.

just do those things and i will fight you.

What?!

you fuckers still don't get it?

all you have to do is the above and ..

Find the lost city of Atlantis.
Find the Arc Of The Covenent
Stop global warming.
Cure AIDS
Cure Cancer
Make me invisible (my favorite)
And arrange it so i can make out with that cute blond smurf.

then i will fight you.

it's simple. i can't wait, as a matter of fact. i am not afraid at all.

Lllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Children of all ages.
Go Fuck Yourself the undisputed king of web boards welcomes you to the
WEB MASTER BOXING CHAMPIONSHIPS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

In this corner the challanger T D F....F. TDF has overcome incredible requests for his grudge match against our challanger

And in the other corner the challange Platnum Lantern.

LlllllllllEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Pheonix is the place.....

FIANLLY!! Something, I can bring, "A one legged Tranny."

BUMP

Anyway..
I guess this thread was all talk..
guess TDF thought I wouldn't accept the fight...

Your supposed to work with Stupidcash.com tell them to help you put up the 10 G's...

You'll win the fight just like you said you would and they money can stay with the company...

I'm not talking tough..
just responding to your "calling me out"

Your supposed to be rich..
And your also 100% confident of your victory..
so I'm really not understanding you not putting the money up yourself, but then again..

I know the truth....


I guess this thread was all about sig views for you..
glad I could help you eat

bump I wanna see a fight.

you know it wouldn't look nearly as bad if you would have just said 'hell no I don't want to fight'...

bump let's see a fight

Next thing you'll ask is to be cover on the next SI magazine.

BUMP

Anybody seen Toodamnfli lately...
he was so excited about this thread until I responded

bump.

why hesitate... unless you are feeling OWNED?

do the math pleasure pays..
not quite sure what you have against me..

but if you look at this in an unbiased way...

I'm being challenged...
I was called out...

I stated that since he is so sure he can beat me boxing..
put up a 10 G purse....

Make it worth to go to phoenix and lose a weekend of relaxing and chillin....

Toodamnfli thought he was talking to the average keyboard warrior who talks tough but really wants to be friendly in real life..

I don't talk tough..
I'm just making my money...

Don't care about the messageboard politics.....
Not starting fake beef for sig views/clicks...


Now I'm here bumping this thread...
ask yourself..

where is TDF NOW?
why is he so quiet NOW?


if he's so sure of victory..
and if he gets money like he pretends to..

Why can't he put up the $10,000 purse?

you've got to be a god damn idiot to think I am a sig whore..this is rather simple,show the fuck up or be a bitch for the rest of your life

i dont want to be your friend


i dont want to do buisness with you



i have never played message board politics

fuck getting sig clicks


this is so far beyond 'keyboard clicks' i want your bitch ass one on one in the ring...or better yet I might take pleasure pays up on his offer to fly to you and fuck you up.

you're an idiot with a big mouth and a history of talking shit that has nothing to do with this thread.

why do you need 10K and have a list of stupid demands if you are not trying to pussy out? at least TDF is willing to put his ass on the line for what he believes in. you are just a an immature pussy who is not even man enough to say "hey, i don't want to fight". people could respect that. and by the way....

Son, You've Been
O W N E D by TDF!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Completely avoiding the $10,000 purse...
your now going to never address this issue because you realize this is the one thing thats keeping you from fighting me....

You don't have $10,000 #1..
Nobody will give you $10,000 to put up for this purse #2...
You don't want to see me in the ring #3...



Respond to this thread with info on the $10,000
or just continue going for sig views...



You wanting to fight me = DUCKTALES

Oh and by the way pleasure labs..
glad to see you hiding behind somebody elses beef with me to throw some stones my way...

Thats Hot...

Pleasure Pays--
I like you and your company and partners...

But damn. Dude hasn't been punk'd. If anything it is the other way around.

10k is a reasonable amount to put up as a purse for a fight. All the other details were reasonable.

Why do all that work and wha tnot for free? Much less for others amusement?

People talk shit all day...the devil is in the details...he laid down some reasonable details and that's pretty much it.


[bump]

IMX they know the truth..

if I put up 10k you must leave the adult industry COMPLETELY,and turn over all your sites to me..fair?

if it's on this board or any other, its everyones business. just like every post you make and every post i make. if you did not agree with me... you would not still be posting and trying to continue to provoke him into doing something you know he is not going to do to save face.

I dont know if your a puss or not but I can concur here I wouldnt fly somewhere to kick anyones ass from GFY thats just retarded.

the phoenix show is a place to make money,and the boxing match would only be icing on the cake

Ohhh I get it..
now you throw in something extra that you know I won't agree to even though your challenging me..

So when I say no to that...
You'll look like your not scared to fight..



I get it....

Toodamnfli...
your a joke man...

You should try to edit that thread before too many people read it and figure out the kindergarten plan you've hatched to totally avoid this fight that you asked for...

DAMN SHAME
elementary thinking...

Platinum Lantern > Toodamnfli

thanks for the kind words. maybe you are right. to be honest, i want to see someone actually follow through on the message board shit talking. this is the same guy who has the balls to tell EVERYONE that he can kick their ass on Netpond. I think he is just as good a candidate as any.

:)

me=10k and my earning a living


you=just your sites and earning a living


tell me whos comming out on top?

Pleasure Pays...
I turned 22 Thursday..

Think about it..

I was probably 16-17 at that time...
didn't we all say crazy stuff as a teen?

geez

:)
Me too I wanna see a real fight !
I have a feeling we are real close here :)

haha challengng everybody is pretty foolish I agree.

WTF?

I've known you both forever. PL since
he was 18 minus a few hustlin' ARS to death. TDF is part of my family as far as I'm concerned.

How about you both zip it up before I put the money up and call both your hoe cards?

Discuss... :)

SixNine

put the money up PLEASE

leaving the industry shit isn't realistic...
ppl have dozens of nicks and it's easy to use an offshore LLC for sponsor stuff.


I'd suggest sticking to the 10k. That's clear and easily enforcable.

It's so close make it happen.

IM READY

Sound like IT IS ONNNNNNNNN!!!

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

Lets see who is gonna get beat in the heat

keeping it at the top...

Webmaster Boxing
Fight 1

lets follow your logic.

1) he calls you out and wants to box you at a webmaster show.

simple.

harmless.

resolve a conflict, shake hands and walk away men.

2) you have a list of terms.

3) you then reason that he won't put up the money and agree to your terms so he must not want to fight you.

4) you further use the logic that his putting up $10K is not serious if he is 100% sure he will win, but not 100% sure he will put up the money.

5) you are 100% sure you will win.

6) you will not agree to his putting up the 10K on the terms that you leave the biz and give him your sites...

but you are sure you will win.

7) you now have the chance to make 10K by beating up some guy who you are so concerned about health wise, that you insist he gets a doctors ok before he fights... yet you continue to accuse him of avoiding a fight with you.

all you have to do is just say "ok" or "no thank you sir, i don't care to box anyone" - why all the BS and shit talking? be a man.


:2 cents:

Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
:thumbsup :banana

Update...

10k U.S.D. Purse for winner. (possible sponsor)
Flight/Hotel (covered already by pleaurepays)

Physical for tdf (I'd est. cost at about $75)

Referee (what $60/hr? for a certified ref?)

Ring (can't be that expensive, again maybe $150/hr?)

venues
http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/hubcit/a...xingclubs.html

Phoenix, 1-2 Boxing Club Vernon Antone, 1946 W. Myrtle #4 Phoenix, AZ 85021 602-864-0876 / C-602-206-3767
Phoenix, B & K Boxing Club, 4602 N. 54th Ave., Phoenix, Arizona 85031, Alex Fimbres, H-623-846-1233,
Jose Benevidez,Â_ H-623-849-0848 / C-602-561-5579
Phoenix, Carbajal's 9th Steet Gym, 914 E. Filmore, Phoenix, Arizona, 85006, 602-256-2779, Danny Carbajal
Phoenix, Cox Strong Boxing Club, 3802 E. Illini Street, Phoenix, Arizona 85040, 602-994-5539, Kelly Cox
Phoenix, Gonzales Boxing Club, Henry Gonzales, 2831 E. Nancy Lane, Phoenix, AZ 85040 602-434-0825, [email protected]
Phoenix, Hard Knocks Gym, 2633 W. Roveen Ave. Phoenix, Arizona 85029, Phone: 602 722-3216, Fax: 602 298-6320, Clement Vierra, email: [email protected]
Phoenix, Knockout, Andrew Soto, 17 S. 32nd Street, Phoenix, AZ 85034 Gym-602-308-4480
Phoenix, Lata Defense Kickboxing-Boxing, 2215 N 24 St, Phoenix, AZ 85008-2715, 602-273-1616
Phoenix, Linares Boxing Club, 6024 S. 6th Ave, Phoenix, Arizona 85041, 602-276-4028, Octavie Linares
602-305-8430 / W-602-305-8430 [email protected]
Phoenix, Los Amigos Boxing Club, 4530 N. 23rd Ave. #100, Phoenix, Arizona 85015, 602-864-7890, Simon Torrez
Phoenix, Los Pinos Boxing Club, 328 N. 11th Place., Phoenix, Arizona 85006, 602-257-4199, Vincente Magana
Phoenix, Madison Boxing Gym, 11420 N. 19th Avenue, Phoenix, Az 85029, Phone: 602-861-1888 Fax: 602-861-4782, E-Mail: [email protected]
Phoenix, Maricopa County Sheriffs Office, 4243 N. 77th Drive, Phoenix, Arizona 85033, Head Coach: Walt Hoskins, H-623-849-9103 / F-623-873-4681
Phoenix, Martillo's Boxing Club, Ernie Gonzales, 405 N. 18th Drive, Phoenix, AZ 85001 623-931-5272 / 623-451-6961, 623-602-7033 Susan
Phoenix, Maxie's Boxing Inc. AZ, 480-962-4646
Phoenix, Phoenix Amatuer.Boxing Inc., Larry Lentz, 1010 East Osborne,Â_ Phoenix, AZ 85034 602-264-1381
Phoenix, Phoenix Boys Center, 2116 W. Buckeye Rd., Phoenix, Arizona 85009, 602-996-9407, Al Fenn 602-340-0960, 11821 N. 35th Street Phoenix, AZ 85028, Kelly Fenn, 3003 W. Patrick Lane, Phoenix, AZ 85027 623-582-2340, Coach Jesse & Lidia Yanez, 1863 W. Burgess Lane, Phoenix, AZ 85041 602-304-1609
Phoenix, Reformma Boxing Club, Socorro, Aguinaga, 3205 E. Helena Drive, Phoenix, AZ 85032, 602-404-0489Â_Â_ 3pm call C: 602-672-2802
Phoenix, Rodriquez Boxing Club, 1350 W. Roosevelt, Phoenix, Arizona 85007, (602) 256-2103, Al Rodriquez
C-602-316-3652, web:Â_ http://www.rodriguezboxing.com
Phoenix, Salvation Army Boxing Club, 1351 E. Broadway Rd., Phoenix, Arizona, 602-305-9267, Albert Longoria
Phoenix, Tigers Rafael Guerrero, 13254 N. 20th Street, Phoenix, AZ 85022 602-413-7180 / C: 602-486-7408
Phoenix, Top Level, Joe Diaz, 20 S. 9th Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85007 602-245-1774
Phoenix, Tsosie Boxing, Ben Tsosie, 5540 W. Heatherbrae, Phoenix, AZ 85031 623-845-5516 / 602-768-8091
F: 602-253-9516, Blas Guerrero, 812 N. 35th Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85009 602-353-1388
Phoenix,Tuff-Side Boxing Club, 1755 W. Van Buren, Phoenix, Arizona, 85008 (602)254-0995 or (602)882-3300. Contact Steven Lopez. Head Coach is Raphael Valenzuela Sr. Email: [email protected]
Phoenix, Warriors Boxing Club, 329 N. 29th Ave. Phoenix, Arizona 85009, 602-455-0740, Jose Soto
P.O. Box 18801, Phoenix, AZ, 85009 602-688-3630
Phoenix, Willy's Boxing Studio, 2842 W. Montecito Ave., Phoenix, Arizona, 602-864-6384, Willy Borchert

hey... i said i would pay for TDF to fly to him. not the other way around

:Graucho

my bad I'll fix it on the next update.
Shit I should add in 1k for my time
:Graucho

Cause we're close now and both of them are scarce...