"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000
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"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security."
"Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could.
"It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out.
"Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you??
"Just a second." Okay. Time's up.
"I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet."
"Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney.
"It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something.
"Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question.
"Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch?
"Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there.
"Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase.
"Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to:
"The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me.
"Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either.
"Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it.
"Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right?
"Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed.
"Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me.
"Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper?
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You stole mine.
When was the last time you actually heard someone use the word 'love' to describe McDonalds, or their food? What bullshit THAT slogan is
Originally posted by Tala "What would Jesus do?" Argh.
Tala u a cult
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Figured out what Jesus would do. Get his ass nailed to a cross.
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Originally posted by evildick "Think outside the box."
Fuck you and your box.
Thought that's what the box was for...?
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Why do they feel the need to come up with a new one every month. Plus, they all suck. Remember back in the day, when companies used to keep the same one for years.
Originally posted by Aly-Python "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000
Damn thats scary,
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"Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."
every fucking slogan using superlative adjectives-- best, number one, unmatched, perfection, first etc; or those with the exclusive phrases-- only, exclusively etc...chances are all are flukes
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002
i fucking love that quote
i wish i had the clip from the daily show where he made fun of that for a looong time
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002
....... so sad... we have a monkey running the country
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002
"Embrace the pain"..... Fuck that shit. Why would I want to embrace pain?? I'll tolerate it, I'll deal with it but I sure the fuck don't have to embrace it or smile through it.
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