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  • BT
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6481

    #1

    Slogans you can't stand?

    I can't stand the one people always use. "it comes in three's" Whenever something tragic happens WTF

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  • NickPapageorgio
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    • Apr 2004
    • 8323

    #2
    "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

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    • The Truth Hurts
      Zph7YXfjMhg
      • Nov 2002
      • 15744

      #3
      "tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans"

      especially coming out of the mouth of one of them.

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      • SykkBoy2
        Jesus loves bacon
        • Feb 2001
        • 19969

        #4
        "Bush-Cheney 2004"
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        • Aly-Python
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 1439

          #5
          "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
          answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000
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          • Lycanthrope
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 4517

            #6
            "We don't shave"

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              I'm loving it

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34513

                #8
                We should just print a list of GW Bush's top quotes here
                WG
                I play with Google.

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                • BT
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 6481

                  #9
                  "Does a bear shit in the woods" LOL for yes

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                  • The Truth Hurts
                    Zph7YXfjMhg
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 15744

                    #10
                    "I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security."


                    John Kerry - Oct 9, 2002

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                    • robfantasy
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 6445

                      #11
                      IM RICK JAMES BITCHHH


                      so fucking overdone
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                      • bluff
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6253

                        #12
                        juicyyyyy



                        hahaha no that one's entertaining

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                        • pushpills
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3700

                          #13
                          "Give me your wallet or i'll cut you"

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                          • skrog
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 7230

                            #14
                            it's the cola
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                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15
                              "What would Jesus do?" Argh.

                              "Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could.

                              "It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out.

                              "Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you??

                              "Just a second." Okay. Time's up.

                              "I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet."

                              "Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney.

                              "It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something.

                              "Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question.

                              "Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch?

                              "Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there.

                              "Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase.

                              "Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to:

                              "The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me.

                              "Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either.

                              "Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it.

                              "Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right?

                              "Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed.

                              "Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me.

                              "Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper?

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                              • seeric
                                ..........
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 41917

                                #16
                                you win some you lose some. especially if someone says it after youlose a sporting match or something.

                                a loser obviously made this up to make themselves feel better.

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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528

                                  #17
                                  "im loving it"

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                                  • NoCarrier
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 16356

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                                    Slogans you can't stand?
                                    "Reality Is The New GOLD STANDARD"

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                                    • railz
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                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 2531

                                      #19
                                      "See Sig"
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                                      • dunefield
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 10920

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by railz
                                        "See Sig"

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                                        • jawanda
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 6040

                                          #21
                                          "HellSafePorn - A Soul Friendly Porn Site"


                                          Oh wait, that's my slogan ;)

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                                          • Daddy Big Nuts
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 1080

                                            #22
                                            "Its not if you win or lose...its how you play the game" slogan for
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                                            • Reak
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 17920

                                              #23
                                              shit happends

                                              owh, that's mines

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                                              • Reak
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 17920

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jmc
                                                "Its not if you win or lose...its how you play the game" slogan for
                                                LOSERS
                                                agreed

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                                                • uno
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 18450

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                  We should just print a list of GW Bush's top quotes here
                                                  WG
                                                  "compassionate conservative"
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                                                  • cayne
                                                    My time is coming...
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 7475

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                    "Bush-Cheney 2004"
                                                    and right after that:

                                                    "We don't shave"
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                                                    • BT
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                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 6481

                                                      #27
                                                      "The road to someday leads to a town of no where" someday will get that done... lol

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                                                      • Plan9
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 1801

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by spunky1
                                                        I'm loving it
                                                        You stole mine.
                                                        When was the last time you actually heard someone use the word 'love' to describe McDonalds, or their food? What bullshit THAT slogan is

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                                                        • frish
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 335

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                                          "What would Jesus do?" Argh.
                                                          Tala u a cult
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                                                          • Tala
                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 23368

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by frish
                                                            Tala u a cult
                                                            Am I a cult? No. A cult icon? Absolutely.


                                                            Figured out what Jesus would do. Get his ass nailed to a cross.

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                                                            • evildick

                                                              #31
                                                              "Think outside the box."

                                                              God I hate that phrase, overused by just about everyone in marketing. Fuck you and your box.

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                                                              • Tala
                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 23368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by evildick
                                                                "Think outside the box."

                                                                Fuck you and your box.
                                                                Thought that's what the box was for...?

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                                                                • TonyL
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 900

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Mento's, the fresh maker

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                                                                  • TonyL
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 900

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Lets touch base...

                                                                    Once we get this figured out we can touch base.

                                                                    Lets touch base then.

                                                                    Ok I'll touch base with you ....

                                                                    OR

                                                                    The always annoying Assume... "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and Me.. ASS U ME "

                                                                    Both equally annoying to me.

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                                                                    • BitterPen
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                      • 1926

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I HATE the new UPS slogan:

                                                                      "What can BROWN do for you"

                                                                      What the fuck???

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                                                                      • Cman
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                        • 697

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Any slogan McDonald's has ever had.

                                                                        Why do they feel the need to come up with a new one every month. Plus, they all suck. Remember back in the day, when companies used to keep the same one for years.

                                                                        Good times.
                                                                        I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                                                        • BT
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 6481

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "your gonna regret that when you get older" my parents They were right!

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                                                                          • fr8
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                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 5074

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Aly-Python
                                                                            "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
                                                                            answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000
                                                                            Damn thats scary,
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                                                                            • Meta Ridley
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 3433

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Now watch this drive.
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                                                                              • Raf1
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 12117

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                "Bush-Cheney 2004"


                                                                                that was funny
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                                                                                • CET
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The US Army's new slogan, "Army of one". Do they think they're gonna have a bunch of Rambos running around?
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                                                                                  • zentz
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • BrainDead
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 1536

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      every fucking slogan using superlative adjectives-- best, number one, unmatched, perfection, first etc; or those with the exclusive phrases-- only, exclusively etc...chances are all are flukes

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                                                                                      • sickkittens
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                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 25100

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "owned"

                                                                                        Sounds so 8th grade to me.

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          whatever goes up must come down

                                                                                          cant stand that

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                                                                                          • gornyhuy
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                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 18041

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs....

                                                                                            I'm so sick of hearing that one.

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                                                                                            • brizzad
                                                                                              holla
                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 11769

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                                                              "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

                                                                                              i fucking love that quote

                                                                                              i wish i had the clip from the daily show where he made fun of that for a looong time

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                                                                                              • abyss_al
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                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 15605

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                                                                "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002







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                                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 25100

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                                                                  "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002
                                                                                                  I was just thinking about that today.

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                                                                                                  • MT_Butterfly
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    "Embrace the pain"..... Fuck that shit. Why would I want to embrace pain?? I'll tolerate it, I'll deal with it but I sure the fuck don't have to embrace it or smile through it.
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