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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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Need Titles
Any suggestions for titles?
Also, once you hit 1000 posts, you get your own. |
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#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,526
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Confirmed User
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Location: Montreal
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#4 |
HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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- I make more than HUN
- I do love reviewing galleries - My dialup rocks - Newbies,go for paid hosting now! - ex-yahoo webmaster - ex-infoseek webmaster - terra.es administrator - I have never lied - Bad news,WAP is dead |
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#5 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 322
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Make a script that will interact with the CTC statistics and output peoples income in the UBB title tag.
That should be interesting ;-) |
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#6 |
HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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- Napster releases free 5 days trials
- Google adds 2nd gif! - Sadam for US president - I'm proud of being....alien - lightningterra.es is up! [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 06-20-2001).] |
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#7 |
Hall Of Fame
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
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I miss the boneprone family memeber one, and kicked out by boneprone ones.
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#8 |
Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your moms box
Posts: 26,727
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ROCK AND ROLL McDONALDS
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#9 |
Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your moms box
Posts: 26,727
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I WOOPED BATMANS ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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#10 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In your face
Posts: 8,488
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I want Rude Bitch
kinda fitting today I suppose? LMAO ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Gimmee your fucking galleries, NOW!!! AND Your AVS Sites!! |
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#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 6,894
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~will felch for traffic
~dropped as a baby ~mmmm.... popovers.... ~no clicks 4U! ~blacklisted at the finest Internet traffic hubs ~should be working ~types with his mouth open ~I'm not wearing underwear |
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,526
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I have a few for ...
I convert 1:80 with my hand! I can't win a DVD! They did not count my votes! I make birdie on every hole I have! ------------------ wiZd0m Fortune Pussy Adult Links |
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#13 |
Suck it!
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Who wants to know?
Posts: 4,432
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Need a good free host
Looking for the best per click program How do I get into the adult biz? Is iBill shaving today? |
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#14 |
Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
Posts: 8,496
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can you take that 1000 limit to 500 plz?
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#15 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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Supreme Bard
Master Bard Who Gives A Fuck Why The Fuck Am I Here I Just Blew My IP UP Let's Get Screwed Again Bad Luck Cat Bad Karma Must Be A Terrible Thing To Try To Get Rid Of My Headaches Bigger Than Your's ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction Trafic Cash Gold Affordable Domain Register & Webhosting at Stargate |
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#16 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Philly, PA USA
Posts: 206
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- Porn sites are the future
- IE5 crashed my Linux box - Real webmasters make galleries with edlin - 10 hits ~ now only $9.95! - My other computer's a Cray - Help ol'Gill out and sign-up here will ya - I'll see you at the Utah convention! |
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#17 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Orlando FL
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#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Orlando FL
Posts: 3,014
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Hot Tropical Babes
The wind blows free, but I don't OMG where did that come from??? sheeeeeeitttt ------------------ Hot Tropical Babes |
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#19 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 5,320
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general titles:
1) Fuck this 2) I did not have sexual relations with that woman 3) Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. 4) Fuck the Casbah 5) For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege 6) Fuck Waldo 7) Fuckable 8) Unfuckable 9) I want to fuck Lensman 8) Wizzo Fan Club President as for my own personal tag...gotta think on that ------------------ tit, -------------- EROTICOPY: A revolution in Adult Content. Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Submit sites here. ---------- |
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#20 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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Here's some more I thought of after working on http://www.angelfire.com/ks/dreamrealm/boothill.html
1) Old West Pornster 2) Screwing With My Boots On 3) Miss Kitty's Favorite Shooter 4) Doc's #1 Snakebite & Fever Reducer 5) Porn Shaman 6) Shooting Blanks |
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#21 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,789
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1. burger flipper by day
2. 50 clicks a day guru 3. I'm a sloppy second 4. too new to matter 5. ass crack bottle opener 6. yrs of experience, still a nobody 7. hiding under tam's bed and my personal favorite: I once dressed up like Austin Powers at a porn convention, got shit faced and made an ass of myself |
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#22 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 43
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Is there actually one that says "go fuck yourself"... ?
Adam ------------------ -- Hosts4Porn.com "The Adult Web Hosting Directory" http://www.hosts4porn.com |
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#23 |
Used to be a Legend
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 356
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-I check my stats 40 times a day
-I generally post irrelevant nonsence -I still have up links to Xpics -My privates itch |
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#24 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: ON,Canada
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#25 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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My title:
I think I had tee many martoonies... |
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#26 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 144
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1) Help! How can I open an account at terra.es?
2) Where can I find these public domain pictures? 3) How much do you make per month? Include sponsors, ratios and sample URLs please. 4) We need to shut down all these free tgp crap. 5) I've got 16 Million double opt-in email addresses for sale. |
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#27 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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Some of these are now added.
This one is rediculous, no one would do that: I once dressed up like Austin Powers at a porn convention, got shit faced and made an ass of myself |
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#28 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Posts: 563
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- This what you will become
- Ivwannahumpalot - I am! Wait.. What am I? - I escaped, and looking... - Fucking, fucked, fuck - Here for Shits and Giggles - Yourself fucking go - Puking with the best of them - I liked to be ass raped - Please Click on me - I need a Title - Why is the room spinning - Why is my cat talking to me - Why is the baby holind that knife - Honey put the gun down - Get back in your cage bubba! - I get 1000000000 hits =o) hahaha ------------------ - TheWatcher Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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#29 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,104
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- I'm happy I have low conversions and not appendicitis.
- antidisestablishmentarianism didn't get me anywhere - the reason I have my finger in my nose is it prevents me biting my nails - I built my first porn site 2 days back and have already made 4 cents. I think I'm gonna be a millionaire soon. - I'm naked at the moment, but I plan to dress after I take my first shower in 3 years - Transvestite by profession, pimp by hobby, obnoxious by force of habit |
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#30 |
Guest
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Here's some:
Sucks dicks for donuts. Always finishes in the ass. Ron Jeremy's personal trainer. Professional strip club pole cleaner. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: God's right hand
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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LMAO !!! That Austin Powers title rules !!! I want it
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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#34 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 120
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- My IEG check bounced
- Banner Farmer - Why don't blind links convert? - DMR ruined my life - My host offers unlimited bandwidth! - What is FTP? - I have more scripts than hits - 404s pay for my server - Are $8.99/minute dialers bad? - Why won't you guys help me compete with you? - Waiting for the SatanDialer - Domain for sale: New! Only 6 words! $12,000 - I have no long term goals - Amateur Pages saved my business - It's been downhill since CE's FantasyDate program... - I run 17 stats programs...still waiting for traffic - Looking for a Redheaded smoking women in dog collars sponsor that converts - Getting too many hits fucked up my site - I look at porn all day, now why can't I get laid? - I learned HTML! - Why is 12Clicks so mean to me? - Want to do a 70 hit a day trade? - How do I think like a surfer? - My TGP gets 600 hits - Do these penis enlargement things work? - A traffic deal? What's that? - Everyone else should stop giving away free porn, but mine's ok - I don't understand supply and demand - My plan doesn't work in the summertime - What's the score here? - I'm using my mom's computer Have a great day everyone, loster ------------------ Dynamic Hosting - Dedicated Server Deals ICQ: 15898919 Cell: 301-467-6149 |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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#36 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A nice little folder on some C drive inside a huge server ;)
Posts: 460
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hehe cool
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#37 |
Marketing & Strategy
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
Posts: 14,293
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This one was #1 in Letterman's Top 10 Things That Tourists Ask While Visiting New York, a few years ago:
"Go WHAT myself?" ------------------ Respect, DamageX |
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#38 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
Posts: 2,079
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I don't have any panties on.
Runs with scissors. Some assembly required. Doesn't play well with others. I do like the "I have a big dick" one though, hehe. |
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#39 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 2,239
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Stop laughing, look at your own title.
Winks at grandma's I Had less beers then G.W.B. Bill gates bows for me You can call me sir I'm too young for this ![]() |
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#40 |
OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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Flub Stub
Am a member of the Fred Club Public Storage Looking for dry land suckers Spank'ie Green as beans Big Dipper Am recordable On a Power trip First Class Ass hole |
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#41 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seattle, WA, US
Posts: 14
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- my TGP gets 10K per day of pure SE traffic
- do you know of any good password sites? - I get up to pee but I have all of my food delivered - does changing the brightness and contrast count as exclusive content? - If main stream was this easy the stock market would still be up - I start working on the net back in the days of DOS - HELP!! my page is down and it wont go back up - sucking up doesn't work as well as it did back in '92 - plastic pants increases work time - I think my mom is starting to get suspicious ------------------ Logic: The science of reasoning... |
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