My wife's neurotic cat pissed on me while I was sleeping!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    My wife's neurotic cat pissed on me while I was sleeping!

    Do you think I should kill it?
    49
    Frag that pussy!
    0%
    40
    awww, let the wretched thing live...
    0%
    9
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    Piss on it while it's sleeping.

    an eye for an eye

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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3

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      • DimeStoreNovel
        Registered User
        • Sep 2004
        • 151

        #4
        bullet to the head

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        • MT_Butterfly
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 687

          #5
          The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order???
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          • Preacher
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 2970

            #6
            sell it to the japanese

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            • Fizzgig
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 9649

              #7
              Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
              The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order???
              I bet it's the other way around
              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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              • Dagwolf
                President of Canada
                • Sep 2003
                • 23141

                #8
                I voted
                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • jimmyf
                  OU812
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 12651

                  #9
                  if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.

                  not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside.

                  Cats don't normally do this
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                  • Fizzgig
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 9649

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jimmyf
                    if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.

                    not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside.

                    Cats don't normally do this
                    He sprayed.
                    Cats do it ALL the time - even females.
                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                    • NoEngrish
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 364

                      #11
                      rolf

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                      • bjjb
                        Have laptop will travel
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13074

                        #12
                        Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao

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                        • Fizzgig
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 9649

                          #13
                          Be careful what you say about my kitty, he KNOWS where you LIVE!
                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                          • BitterPen
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 1926

                            #14
                            It's a dominance thing... Hold him/her up by the scruff of the neck and stare her/him in the eyes.... I know it sounds cruel, but the vet told me to do this.

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                            • BitterPen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1926

                              #15
                              OH and who won the MOTHERFUCKING PS2??????????????/

                              I just woke up

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                              • BradM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3397

                                #16
                                Kill it. I wish I had killed my old roomates cats for pissing on my bed and destroying my mattress.

                                I suggesting using a blunt object and striking its head with all of your fury.

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                                • crockett
                                  in a van by the river
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 76818

                                  #17
                                  and you're tell everyone on GFY this? umm I don't think I'd tell anyone if that happened to me..lol
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                                  • bad_girl
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 757

                                    #18
                                    Don't feel so bad, our cat peed on my foot while I was sleeping.

                                    I knew there was a reason we named him Trouble.


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                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 28609

                                      #19
                                      Most cats do this on purpose , but im suprised nobody has suggested the most obvious thing....


                                      Tie the cat on a leash to a tree outside , and take a big piss all over it.. ( it will understand the meaning )
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                                      • gangbangjoe
                                        Ronin
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 17693

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Manowar
                                        Piss on it while it's sleeping.

                                        an eye for an eye








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                                        • TheWildcard
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4759

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                          He sprayed.
                                          Cats do it ALL the time - even females.
                                          Nah my cats never piss on me. They have their own toilet and always use it.

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                                          • reynold
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 51271

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bjjb
                                            Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao
                                            I did that to my cat. May it rest in peace!

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                                            • hilly
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 867

                                              #23
                                              The cat has more brains than you have.
                                              Go take a walk.

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                                              • BrainDead
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 1536

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by hilly
                                                The cat has more brains than you have.
                                                Go take a walk.
                                                ROTFL...
                                                well seriously... don't kill the cat, maybe it just wants attention from you

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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453

                                                  #25
                                                  1st... take a shower and then give the kitty away to someone you dont really like much

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