what exactly is a metrosexual?

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  • Joesho
    want to get in shape
    • Jan 2003
    • 12329

    #1

    what exactly is a metrosexual?

    forgive me, i smoked a lot of pot in my day, and may have known once, but it is escaping me now
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  • rdv
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 137

    #2
    heterosexual male who cares as much about looks , hair , clothing make up , ect as a women or gay person

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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      If you shave your pubes. Pluck your eyebrows. Care about your appearance. Powder your balls. Brush your teeth and take showers daily then you are probably a metrosexual.

      The opposite of a man's man.

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      • mary34d
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 3358

        #4
        (see juicy)


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        • Verbal
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 3420

          #5
          Originally posted by mary34d
          (see juicy)

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Originally posted by mary34d
            (see juicy)

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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860

              #7
              To quote myself: an obvious closet case.
              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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              • Wiggles
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2004
                • 14423

                #8
                sounds kinda gay anyway
                no sig

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                • Joesho
                  want to get in shape
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 12329

                  #9
                  I sometimes worry if I wiped my ass good enough, does that make me close to the line?
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                  • Jakke PNG
                    ex-TeenGodFather
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20306

                    #10
                    A metrosexual is a fag who doesn't necessarily like boys.
                    ..and I'm off.

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                    • mary34d
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 3358

                      #11
                      the first signs of being a metrosexual is:

                      1. scheduling appointments every 2 weeks (in advance) for manicures
                      2. hair highlights
                      3. useless kitchen acessories (such as a banana rack)
                      4. organizer things (shoe rack and book case)
                      5. stupid doormats
                      6. window dressings
                      7. symetrical potted plant arrangments


                      The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                      Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                      • Manowar
                        jellyfish  
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mary34d
                        (see juicy)

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                        • jacked
                          sperm tail
                          • May 2004
                          • 11019

                          #13
                          straight from the dictionary

                          Main Entry: metrosexual
                          Function: noun
                          Definition: a young, urban and usually heterosexual male who is concerned with fashion, food and grooming
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                          • DimeStoreNovel
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 151

                            #14
                            metrosexual=faggot

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                            • SmokeyTheBear
                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 28609

                              #15
                              jokeshow.. your bf is not a metrosexual, he is full blown poo-pusher , don't worry
                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                              • bad_girl
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 757

                                #16
                                Juicy is a guido.


                                Bdjuf is a metrosexual.


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                                • NoCarrier
                                  We need more free porn
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 16356

                                  #17

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                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 28609

                                    #18
                                    the show "miami-vice" was ultra metrosexual
                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                    • Nanda
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 5310

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Verbal
                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                      • brand0n
                                        been very busy
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26983

                                        #20
                                        wegcashcory
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                                        • bad_girl
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 757

                                          #21
                                          I don't think I would be capable of dating a man who visited his esthetician more than I visited mine.

                                          The horror, the horror.

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