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Old 09-12-2004, 11:05 PM   #1
EROTEEK
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she was soooo blonde.....

She was so blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:12 PM   #2
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It was posted already bro!
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:14 PM   #3
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blondes are good for 2 things.


1. fucking
2. cooking
2. Laundry
2. Grocery shopping
2. Running errands
2. cleaning house


(if you dont get this...your blonde)
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:15 PM   #4
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Lol
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:35 PM   #5
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:36 PM   #6
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i love blondes..

and blondes love me
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