Porsche Boxster, Bmw Z4 or Lotus Elise - GoFuckYourself.com

samsam · 09-09-2004, 03:33 PM

OK guys...... its time for a definitive vote on this. Which is the ultimate fun, cool, sporty and stylish car to have. I also want to know which of the vehicles has the maximum "PUSSY POTENTIAL". Price is irrelevant - theyre all around the same price anyways.

Cast your vote and feel free to post comments too but I especially want to hear from the women. Also:

DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE - YOU MAY ONLY VOTE FOR ONE OF THE THREE OPTIONS.

PORSCHE BOXSTER

BMW Z4

LOTUS ELISE

samsam · 09-09-2004, 03:45 PM

Come on you pussies..... speak up!!

Vitasoy · 09-09-2004, 03:53 PM

I voted for the BMW Z4, and looks like everyone else did so far.

samsam · 09-09-2004, 03:54 PM

Dont vote for one just cos you like the color of it in the picture...... I could only find these pics in these colours.

....and let us know why you voted too.

C'mon pussies!!

Za Ha · 09-09-2004, 03:55 PM

Article WARNING POP UPS!!!

Wait till the summer for the new porsche, looks like the carrera gt in the front a bit...

Za Ha · 09-09-2004, 03:57 PM

Or the new slk is really nice and its a hard top convertible...

samsam · 09-09-2004, 04:02 PM

Fuck the mercedes.... I told you DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE.

Za Ha · 09-09-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by samsam
Fuck the mercedes.... I told you DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE.

Other than the NEW boxster, the rest of the cars are shit.

VeriSexy · 09-09-2004, 04:03 PM

Boxter looks best to me

NoEngrish · 09-09-2004, 04:06 PM

lotus!

samsam · 09-09-2004, 04:21 PM

Errr yeah but if you had to pick one, which would it be? You only have three options from which you may choose one.

SC Blaize · 09-09-2004, 04:31 PM

I couldnt fit my nuts in any of them but if I could Id go Porsche

lb_vee · 09-09-2004, 05:12 PM

I'd probably go for the lotus. The porsche is nice but everyone around here has one.

zentz · 09-09-2004, 05:32 PM

they all are very very nice, though boxter is my favorite

detroitiron · 09-09-2004, 06:08 PM

slk > you

volante · 09-09-2004, 06:12 PM

Learn to drive and get the Elise.
Learn to cut hair and get either of the other two.

hova · 09-09-2004, 06:19 PM

The z4 is a gay mobile, the Boxter is a fake excuse for a Porsche.......so Id take the Lotus, but I would only buy it as a nce toy

Big Rick · 09-09-2004, 06:21 PM

the boxer and z4 are for pussies, i eat them for dinner all day everyday,

get the lotus

FlyingIguana · 09-09-2004, 06:24 PM

you wanna hear from woman? uhm, trying to compensate for something?

samsam · 09-10-2004, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you wanna hear from woman? uhm, trying to compensate for something?

Yeah, Im a dog ugly moose with a tiny dick.

Now get voting you whores!

Cypherpunk · 09-10-2004, 02:38 AM

as far as pussy potential goes its the Porsche.
Figures released at a car show here in the UK listed womens top 5 cars, amongst these were the new beatle & audi TT, all the cars loved by women were of the curvy type where mens top 5 were angular and pointy.
Have fun with whichever you go for

fuzebox · 09-10-2004, 02:41 AM

The Z4 is a massive improvement over the Z3, fun to drive, and looks sharp...

I've been lusting over the Elise for years though. I still prefer the earlier generation, but it is a fucking wicked car

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2004, 03:02 AM

I would always chose a Porchse over a Mercedes or BMW ..just because it's a Porsche.

When I was a kid I used to count how many times I have seen a Porchse in my life.

Like I was travelling with my parents and then I saw a Porsche...so i said to myself, "wow, this is the 7th time in my life I see a Porsche on the street".

So even if the Porche would cost 70k and the Mercedes 120k i would chose the Porche.

samsam · 09-10-2004, 06:54 AM

Quote:

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Like I was travelling with my parents and then I saw a Porsche...so i said to myself, "wow, this is the 7th time in my life I see a Porsche on the street".

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Thats kinda sweet but it wont help me make up my mind.

Vote you whores!!

erehwon · 09-10-2004, 08:18 AM

I voted for the Lotus, its the closest any of you will come to driving a slot car on the roads.

With that said, and not one to buy new cars as they depreciate like crazy the second you drive them off the new car lot, I would have to go with a 2-3 year old Porsche Boxster.

Buy the Elise after some guy is tired of the spartan interior and has maybe driven it 8500 miles feeling every last bump. The same can be said for buying H1 Hummers after the owner is tired of trying to find places to park it.

Theo · 09-10-2004, 08:23 AM

new boxster looks AWESOME

and imagine i'm been a lotus fan since a kid

Corleone · 09-10-2004, 08:26 AM

Is this a serious question?

PORSCHE for sure...

Persius · 09-10-2004, 08:29 AM

TheWildcard · 09-10-2004, 08:32 AM

Exige rocks

Theo · 09-10-2004, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
new boxster looks AWESOME

and imagine i'm been a lotus fan since a kid

i've been

Furious_Male · 09-10-2004, 08:44 AM

Lotus all the way. The boxster is a nice chick car or for that middle mgmt kind of guy that wants to think he owns a fast car.

The BMW is nice but the Lotus speaks originality (at least from my neck of the woods. If your area is crawling with all 3 of them it would be a toss up between the BMW and Lotus)

Theo · 09-10-2004, 09:20 AM

but its about pussy potential car

porsche beats lotus in this sector

Preacher · 09-10-2004, 09:55 AM

my vote goes to lotus elite

Manowar · 09-10-2004, 10:00 AM

Porsche

jade_dragon · 09-10-2004, 10:04 AM

The Elise is really a let down. Bang for the buck it is definitely not worth it, it was WAY slower than I was expecting, the interior is not very functionable and don't get me started on taking that top off and on, there are like 6 differant locking mechanisms on it. The other vehicles are just way better for the money even though the Elise will turn more heads because it is rare (arguably because other people knew better than to buy it) If you have to get a lotus then go get an Esprit 30th ani, it will turn just as many heads because of rarity and it hauls ass.

Jill_J · 09-10-2004, 10:26 AM

BMW Z4 is my fav

Interlude · 09-10-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Which is the ultimate fun, cool, sporty and stylish car to have. I also want to know which of the vehicles has the maximum "PUSSY POTENTIAL".

None of these cars fit that bill, but if I had to choose, the BMW. Every mid-life crisis accountant has a Boxter, and the Lotus looks like some sort of insect.

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2004, 11:24 AM

Seriously, I wouldn't base the decision on which car to buy on results of a GFY poll

axelcat · 09-10-2004, 11:25 AM

LOTUS for sure

Indeed · 09-10-2004, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by samsam
Fuck the mercedes.... I told you DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE.

Well your suggestions look gay

M_M · 09-10-2004, 11:27 AM

boxter and z4 are nothing compared to real sports cars.

i hate bmw and porche for making those average cars, just so they can sell some more..

Slinx · 09-10-2004, 11:49 AM

The new Boxter S looks fine

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 12:00 PM

The BMW looks better . Porshe carerra gt the best thought :P

ilsoph · 09-10-2004, 12:29 PM

personally i'd pick something else for the money..

but if you're asking for pussy appeal, go porsche.. woman have no idea its a watered down porsche with training wheels...

Theo · 09-10-2004, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
None of these cars fit that bill, but if I had to choose, the BMW. Every mid-life crisis accountant has a Boxter, and the Lotus looks like some sort of insect.

are you male or female? No girl will get excited more with a BMW than with a porsche. Another thing, on women GTR,Carrara 2,4, Twin Turbo etc don't mean a lot of things cause they don't know shit. It's the question BMW over Porsche.

Rich · 09-10-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by samsam
Which is the ultimate fun, cool, sporty and stylish car to have.

None of the above.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:42 PM

Sorry, not too crazy about any of them.
Is that all your choices, they are nice but personally, I think you can get a better porsche even if it's slightly used.

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWildcard

Exige rocks

thats pretty bad. plus i voted for the lotus.

samsam · 09-10-2004, 01:48 PM

OK its now time to hear from the PUSSY itself.

Come on girls...... cast your votes and post your reasons!

excitica · 09-10-2004, 03:47 PM

Z4 - i like this design, forms and gracefulness.

View Poll Results: Which Is The Hottest Car?
PORSCHE BOXSTER	18	17.48%
BMW Z4	57	55.34%
LOTUS ELISE	28	27.18%
Voters: 103. You may not vote on this poll

09-09-2004, 03:33 PM	#1
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Porsche Boxster, Bmw Z4 or Lotus Elise OK guys...... its time for a definitive vote on this. Which is the ultimate fun, cool, sporty and stylish car to have. I also want to know which of the vehicles has the maximum "PUSSY POTENTIAL". Price is irrelevant - theyre all around the same price anyways. Cast your vote and feel free to post comments too but I especially want to hear from the women. Also: DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE - YOU MAY ONLY VOTE FOR ONE OF THE THREE OPTIONS. PORSCHE BOXSTER BMW Z4 LOTUS ELISE Last edited by samsam; 09-09-2004 at 03:36 PM..

09-09-2004, 03:53 PM	#3
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I voted for the BMW Z4, and looks like everyone else did so far. __________________ [email protected]

09-09-2004, 04:03 PM	#9
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09-09-2004, 04:06 PM	#10
NoEngrish Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 364	lotus! __________________

09-09-2004, 03:45 PM	#2
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Come on you pussies..... speak up!!

09-09-2004, 03:54 PM	#4
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Dont vote for one just cos you like the color of it in the picture...... I could only find these pics in these colours. ....and let us know why you voted too. C'mon pussies!!

09-09-2004, 03:55 PM	#5
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Article WARNING POP UPS!!! Wait till the summer for the new porsche, looks like the carrera gt in the front a bit...

09-09-2004, 03:57 PM	#6
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Or the new slk is really nice and its a hard top convertible...

09-09-2004, 04:02 PM	#7
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Fuck the mercedes.... I told you DO NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE.

09-09-2004, 04:21 PM	#11
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Errr yeah but if you had to pick one, which would it be? You only have three options from which you may choose one.

09-09-2004, 04:31 PM	#12
SC Blaize Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 909 Posts: 85	I couldnt fit my nuts in any of them but if I could Id go Porsche __________________

09-09-2004, 05:12 PM	#13
lb_vee Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 886	I'd probably go for the lotus. The porsche is nice but everyone around here has one.

09-09-2004, 05:32 PM	#14
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	they all are very very nice, though boxter is my favorite __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

09-09-2004, 06:08 PM	#15
detroitiron So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 157	slk > you

09-09-2004, 06:12 PM	#16
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Learn to drive and get the Elise. Learn to cut hair and get either of the other two.

09-09-2004, 06:19 PM	#17
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	The z4 is a gay mobile, the Boxter is a fake excuse for a Porsche.......so Id take the Lotus, but I would only buy it as a nce toy __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

09-09-2004, 06:21 PM	#18
Big Rick Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CANADIAN BITCH Posts: 245	the boxer and z4 are for pussies, i eat them for dinner all day everyday, get the lotus __________________ Sig coming soon..

09-09-2004, 06:24 PM	#19
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	you wanna hear from woman? uhm, trying to compensate for something?

09-10-2004, 02:38 AM	#21
Cypherpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 812	as far as pussy potential goes its the Porsche. Figures released at a car show here in the UK listed womens top 5 cars, amongst these were the new beatle & audi TT, all the cars loved by women were of the curvy type where mens top 5 were angular and pointy. Have fun with whichever you go for

09-10-2004, 02:41 AM	#22
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,114	The Z4 is a massive improvement over the Z3, fun to drive, and looks sharp... I've been lusting over the Elise for years though. I still prefer the earlier generation, but it is a fucking wicked car

09-10-2004, 03:02 AM	#23
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I would always chose a Porchse over a Mercedes or BMW ..just because it's a Porsche. When I was a kid I used to count how many times I have seen a Porchse in my life. Like I was travelling with my parents and then I saw a Porsche...so i said to myself, "wow, this is the 7th time in my life I see a Porsche on the street". So even if the Porche would cost 70k and the Mercedes 120k i would chose the Porche. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-10-2004, 08:18 AM	#25
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	I voted for the Lotus, its the closest any of you will come to driving a slot car on the roads. With that said, and not one to buy new cars as they depreciate like crazy the second you drive them off the new car lot, I would have to go with a 2-3 year old Porsche Boxster. Buy the Elise after some guy is tired of the spartan interior and has maybe driven it 8500 miles feeling every last bump. The same can be said for buying H1 Hummers after the owner is tired of trying to find places to park it. __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

09-10-2004, 08:23 AM	#26
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	new boxster looks AWESOME and imagine i'm been a lotus fan since a kid

09-10-2004, 08:26 AM	#27
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	Is this a serious question? PORSCHE for sure...

09-10-2004, 08:29 AM	#28
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	BMW

09-10-2004, 08:32 AM	#29
TheWildcard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,759	Exige rocks

09-10-2004, 08:44 AM	#31
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	Lotus all the way. The boxster is a nice chick car or for that middle mgmt kind of guy that wants to think he owns a fast car. The BMW is nice but the Lotus speaks originality (at least from my neck of the woods. If your area is crawling with all 3 of them it would be a toss up between the BMW and Lotus) __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

09-10-2004, 09:20 AM	#32
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	but its about pussy potential car porsche beats lotus in this sector

09-10-2004, 09:55 AM	#33
Preacher Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,970	my vote goes to lotus elite

09-10-2004, 10:00 AM	#34
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Porsche

09-10-2004, 10:04 AM	#35
jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	The Elise is really a let down. Bang for the buck it is definitely not worth it, it was WAY slower than I was expecting, the interior is not very functionable and don't get me started on taking that top off and on, there are like 6 differant locking mechanisms on it. The other vehicles are just way better for the money even though the Elise will turn more heads because it is rare (arguably because other people knew better than to buy it) If you have to get a lotus then go get an Esprit 30th ani, it will turn just as many heads because of rarity and it hauls ass. __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships

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Jill_J Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,599	BMW Z4 is my fav __________________ Cash Maniacs - around 50 sites, all niches!

09-10-2004, 11:24 AM	#38
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Seriously, I wouldn't base the decision on which car to buy on results of a GFY poll __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-10-2004, 11:25 AM	#39
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	LOTUS for sure