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mahoney · 09-10-2004, 11:26 AM

Robbing Banks is Fucking Crazy but I have to say I am a totally facinated by people who think they will get away with it and I'm even more intrigued by folks who actually do. How about motherfuckers that hit the same bank twice or multiple banks in the same area ? Over 50% of Bank Robberies are solved according to some dip shit cop i met in a bar once. Do you know of any Good Bank Robbery movies other then "Heat" and "set it off" Just for the record "NO" I'm not planning on robbing a bank:

axelcat · 09-10-2004, 11:28 AM

goodluck youl need it

ATL_Ryan · 09-10-2004, 11:28 AM

Owning Mahoney. Seen it?

Alltopnotch · 09-10-2004, 11:28 AM

50 years ago id be all over it...but with technology and shit now...no way...

aaron · 09-10-2004, 11:28 AM

a kid at my old high school worked at a bank and on his first da on the job a dude came in pointed a gun at his face and had him fork over the cash. he got away pretty easily.

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
Owning Mahoney. Seen it?

Yeah I started watching ot the other day just because it had my last name but he spelled it Mahowny. He owed a bunch of money for gambling and was embezeling money from the bank = Boring.
I'm talking about Hardcore Bank Robbery

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
a kid at my old high school worked at a bank and on his first da on the job a dude came in pointed a gun at his face and had him fork over the cash. he got away pretty easily.

That's crazy. The best crew I have ever seen was "Hollywood" From Seattle and the "trench Coat Gang" I saw their story on the FBI Files....Amazing

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2001/...in303593.shtml

Zerof8 · 09-10-2004, 12:02 PM

Dog day afternoon was pretty good.

A guy I knew worked at a blockbuster and he wanted us all to help him rob it, after we never did he eventually did it himself, he's in jail now.

Manowar · 09-10-2004, 12:12 PM

i rob banks frequently in drag, they always think im a lady so i get away with it

Dawgy · 09-10-2004, 12:14 PM

there's an old Bill Murray movie called Quick Change that was pretty cool. they got away with it, mostly due to a good plan (even tho it got fucked up) and of course the hollywood style bumbling cops. lol

Skillz Unlimited · 09-10-2004, 12:17 PM

Swordfish was pretty good. It was a little more than the average bank robbery but I thought it was Hot.

VIPimp · 09-10-2004, 12:19 PM

A couple years ago a friend of mine got busted after robbing a bunch of banks, when he got out on bail he fled the country and havent heard from him since.
I think he watched the movie Heat one too many times.

Marcus Aurelius · 09-10-2004, 12:21 PM

point break. hehe.

VIPimp · 09-10-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
there's an old Bill Murray movie called Quick Change that was pretty cool. they got away with it, mostly due to a good plan (even tho it got fucked up) and of course the hollywood style bumbling cops. lol

great movie, ive seen it many times.

MickeyG · 09-10-2004, 12:24 PM

i think 50% of them being solved is rather high. I bet its more like 1 in 10. Of course they wont tell you that because they dont want you getting any ideas..

tranza · 09-10-2004, 12:25 PM

Looking for ideas, aren´t you???

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by tranza
Looking for ideas, aren´t you???

No, I only fantasize about it but I am way too much of a pussy

crockett · 09-10-2004, 12:34 PM

First off unless you can get into the vault robbing a bank is way too much risk for the profit. You would be better off robbing a busy WalMart or Target store. You would probably get more cash from one of those stores than from a bank.. Plus the added bonus is it's not a federal institution so you wouldn't do as much time if you got caught.

Drake · 09-10-2004, 12:39 PM

Too difficult to do most of the time these days. I like the classic French robber (I think it was in the 50's) who dug a tunnel beneath the city and under the bank vault to get inside without anybody knowing. Took him and his buddies about a year but they escaped. Well they got caught, he escaped on his way to the court house. He came out of hiding recently as an old man and died.

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by crockett
First off unless you can get into the vault robbing a bank is way too much risk for the profit. You would be better off robbing a busy WalMart or Target store. You would probably get more cash from one of those stores than from a bank.. Plus the added bonus is it's not a federal institution so you wouldn't do as much time if you got caught.

YEah Pulp Fiction Style just pray Jules isn't there lol

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by tranza
Looking for ideas, aren´t you???

no, i'm much to scared of going to prison

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
Robbing Banks is Fucking Crazy but I have to say I am a totally facinated by people who think they will get away with it and I'm even more intrigued by folks who actually do. How about motherfuckers that hit the same bank twice or multiple banks in the same area ? Over 50% of Bank Robberies are solved according to some dip shit cop i met in a bar once. Do you know of any Good Bank Robbery movies other then "Heat" and "set it off" Just for the record "NO" I'm not planning on robbing a bank:

There must have been some people that did it ... but I agree that most get caught . I've heard like 1 success story on TV

fr8 · 09-10-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
point break. hehe.

Point Break was a pretty good movie. worth seeing again.

nofx · 09-10-2004, 06:58 PM

anyone who robs a bank has got to have some fuckin' BALLS.

I wouldnt know what to do.

what if they dont fork over the cash? are you going to shoot them in the face? run out the door? yell at them some more and demand the money?

its just so unpredictable

sumphatpimp · 09-10-2004, 07:13 PM

I think the best movie for a robbery, although not a bank was the original Oceans 11. Robbing casinos the way they did was pretty slick.

09-10-2004, 11:26 AM	#1
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	Robbing Banks is ..... Robbing Banks is Fucking Crazy but I have to say I am a totally facinated by people who think they will get away with it and I'm even more intrigued by folks who actually do. How about motherfuckers that hit the same bank twice or multiple banks in the same area ? Over 50% of Bank Robberies are solved according to some dip shit cop i met in a bar once. Do you know of any Good Bank Robbery movies other then "Heat" and "set it off" Just for the record "NO" I'm not planning on robbing a bank: __________________ Vegassexparty.com

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Alltopnotch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oakland Posts: 2,845	50 years ago id be all over it...but with technology and shit now...no way... __________________ WANT A FREE LAPTOP?

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Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	Dog day afternoon was pretty good. A guy I knew worked at a blockbuster and he wanted us all to help him rob it, after we never did he eventually did it himself, he's in jail now. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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09-10-2004, 12:34 PM	#18
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	First off unless you can get into the vault robbing a bank is way too much risk for the profit. You would be better off robbing a busy WalMart or Target store. You would probably get more cash from one of those stores than from a bank.. Plus the added bonus is it's not a federal institution so you wouldn't do as much time if you got caught. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	goodluck youl need it

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ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	Owning Mahoney. Seen it?

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aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	a kid at my old high school worked at a bank and on his first da on the job a dude came in pointed a gun at his face and had him fork over the cash. he got away pretty easily.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i rob banks frequently in drag, they always think im a lady so i get away with it

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Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	there's an old Bill Murray movie called Quick Change that was pretty cool. they got away with it, mostly due to a good plan (even tho it got fucked up) and of course the hollywood style bumbling cops. lol

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Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Swordfish was pretty good. It was a little more than the average bank robbery but I thought it was Hot.

09-10-2004, 12:19 PM	#12
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	A couple years ago a friend of mine got busted after robbing a bunch of banks, when he got out on bail he fled the country and havent heard from him since. I think he watched the movie Heat one too many times.

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	point break. hehe.

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MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	i think 50% of them being solved is rather high. I bet its more like 1 in 10. Of course they wont tell you that because they dont want you getting any ideas..

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Too difficult to do most of the time these days. I like the classic French robber (I think it was in the 50's) who dug a tunnel beneath the city and under the bank vault to get inside without anybody knowing. Took him and his buddies about a year but they escaped. Well they got caught, he escaped on his way to the court house. He came out of hiding recently as an old man and died.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	anyone who robs a bank has got to have some fuckin' BALLS. I wouldnt know what to do. what if they dont fork over the cash? are you going to shoot them in the face? run out the door? yell at them some more and demand the money? its just so unpredictable __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

09-10-2004, 07:13 PM	#25
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	I think the best movie for a robbery, although not a bank was the original Oceans 11. Robbing casinos the way they did was pretty slick.