lemme get this right, im going to strap my cock into this machine, crank down, - GoFuckYourself.com

brand0n · 09-10-2004, 09:43 AM

its going to stretch it out over a period of time, and volia i have a longer donger?

how many hours a day do you have to crank, and for how many days? does it hurt? and if so how bad?

i always try and view shit like a surfer before i try and promote.

block · 09-10-2004, 09:47 AM

Hmm..... That sounds like a painful one.

TurboAngel · 09-10-2004, 09:48 AM

You're going to try it?

brand0n · 09-10-2004, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
You're going to try it?

na i dont think so. im just trying to think like someone who is willing to go through all that would think. + a 300 buck price tag.

id like to hear something from one of the companys and see what they have to say about it. and its kinda a fun topic as well.

TurboAngel · 09-10-2004, 09:52 AM

Good, it sounds painfull!

Manowar · 09-10-2004, 10:06 AM

I'm starting up an affiliate program to tying your cock to a car and your legs to a tree and getting your friend to drive off.

now thats a real fast size

C-Bass · 09-10-2004, 10:07 AM

bump to see a response from the inventors

jade_dragon · 09-10-2004, 10:18 AM

Everything I learned while studying medicine as well as all my friends still in med school concur that this can not work as claimed.

To make a long story short (come on that was funny)
Your cock is made up of erectile tissue and blood filled chambers, you can not simply yank on the thing and make it functionably larger. Imagine a firehouse with no water in it, you put water in it and it swells and enlongates, the middle is a chamber and the hose itself is an elastile fabric. Pulling on the hose is not going to make it functionably larger when it is filled with water. You could get botox, an internal valving system (big money and big risk) or pull more and more blood into it and trap it there that is it. When you jack off you are pulling on it, added up over the years wouldn't you think you would see a size increase?

We could be wrong but medical science taught us all no. If the inventers are here I would love to learn the science behind it and pass it on to the medical feild so they can learn also. Thanks

{fusion} · 09-10-2004, 10:20 AM

piece of rope and brick works well for me

Praguer · 09-10-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by {fusion}
piece of rope and brick works well for me

The logic behind the design is more or less the same.

A C · 09-10-2004, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spotter_03
bump to see a response from the inventors

show a pick of the production teams before and after to prove it works lol, i never understood why these guys that swear by these products arent the most hung dudes in the world

AC

beemk · 09-10-2004, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
Everything I learned while studying medicine as well as all my friends still in med school concur that this can not work as claimed.

To make a long story short (come on that was funny)
Your cock is made up of erectile tissue and blood filled chambers, you can not simply yank on the thing and make it functionably larger. Imagine a firehouse with no water in it, you put water in it and it swells and enlongates, the middle is a chamber and the hose itself is an elastile fabric. Pulling on the hose is not going to make it functionably larger when it is filled with water. You could get botox, an internal valving system (big money and big risk) or pull more and more blood into it and trap it there that is it. When you jack off you are pulling on it, added up over the years wouldn't you think you would see a size increase?

We could be wrong but medical science taught us all no. If the inventers are here I would love to learn the science behind it and pass it on to the medical feild so they can learn also. Thanks

OWNED

BradM · 09-10-2004, 10:35 AM

You don't crank it. ;)

Brand0n hit me up if you want one. We will work something out. wink wink

B40 · 09-10-2004, 10:41 AM

Personally, if I were to try something, I would try something like this over pills....who knows wtf are in those pills that you're putting into your body.

ClamSmacker · 09-10-2004, 10:48 AM

If the Africans can stretch a lip or a neck, I'm sure you can get the big fella downstairs to add and inch over time.

InsaneMidget · 09-10-2004, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ClamSmacker
If the Africans can stretch a lip or a neck, I'm sure you can get the big fella downstairs to add and inch over time.

their necks also get so fragile and weak that they can't even hold their own heads up, wonder if that would be the case with this as well.

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2004, 10:55 AM

I think penis can be enlarged only through surgery

or permanent exercizes during a few months or years.

Everything else is a scam ( now I am speaking from the surfer and not webmaster point of view )

[Brian] · 09-10-2004, 11:11 AM

Traction is the most viable non-surgical means of penis enlargement. Let's face it though, program owners have no medical expertise to be able to speak with conviction on this topic. But I'm sure that won't stop them from trying.

Suffice it to say that traction devices are a good product that does work to increase both flaccid and erect penile length and girth. It's also a means of reducing the effects of Peyronie's Disease. We welcome the opportunity to work with anyone that actually cares about their surfers and what they are being sold.

mahoney · 09-10-2004, 11:12 AM

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 11:13 AM

So all penis enlargement systems would be big scams ?

Bama · 09-10-2004, 11:17 AM

If pulling on your dick makes it longer - the sheer amount of times I jerk off in a week would mean my dick would be around 7 or 8 feet long by now.

Even if pulling on your dick did work - hell, buy a brick and a piece of rope for $3.52 and use the money you save for blowjobs!

I only know of 1 way to ACTUALLY make your dick bigger - and even then, it's temporary.

Put 3 angry honeybees in a mason jar and put the jar on your dick and let the bee's do what angry bee's do - that bitch will swell for a few days for sure!

Yeah, all the penis pills, liquids, ointment enlargement programs are scams

PurrrsianPussyKat · 09-10-2004, 11:17 AM

Just the title of this thread made me laugh.

Look at it like this.. girls go through how much pain getting balls of goo shoved in their chest so that their tits are bigger? Whats a little pee pee stretching?

BradM · 09-10-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bama
If pulling on your dick makes it longer - the sheer amount of times I jerk off in a week would mean my dick would be around 7 or 8 feet long by now.

OMG lolllll that was tooooo funny

[Brian] · 09-10-2004, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bama
If pulling on your dick makes it longer - the sheer amount of times I jerk off in a week would mean my dick would be around 7 or 8 feet long by now.

Even if pulling on your dick did work - hell, buy a brick and a piece of rope for $3.52 and use the money you save for blowjobs!

I only know of 1 way to ACTUALLY make your dick bigger - and even then, it's temporary.

Put 3 angry honeybees in a mason jar and put the jar on your dick and let the bee's do what angry bee's do - that bitch will swell for a few days for sure!

Yeah, all the penis pills, liquids, ointment enlargement programs are scams

Wow so many people posting from the old sextracker irc chat the last few days

VeriSexy · 09-10-2004, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by {fusion}
piece of rope and brick works well for me

flashfire · 09-10-2004, 01:20 PM

I'll stick with what I've got

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