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Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:27 AM

Seriously, you have had programmers "working" on the system since announcing the payout increase. Almost every day since then, I have seen some seriously strange shit in my stats. Stats need to be accurate. If they aren't accurate, what's the point of having them?

I was also told that there would be a way to see rebills in the stats area. This still hasn't happened.

Unless things are fixed very soon (next week at the latest) I will be pulling all of my traffic and sending it elsewhere. I hate to start a thread on GFY about this but my rep keeps jerking me around. It's time for action.

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:28 AM

Oh, and any dating site that spams this thread won't get my traffic either.

fris · 09-10-2004, 06:30 AM

you have no traffic

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by fris
you have no traffic

You have no brain.

pornstar2pac · 09-10-2004, 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Oh, and any dating site that spams this thread won't get my traffic either.

www.AdultFriendFinder.com

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
www.AdultFriendFinder.com

OK, iwantu.com won't be getting my traffic. I'm sure they'll appreciate you ruining that for them.

slapass · 09-10-2004, 06:35 AM

Dude you won't pull it. AFF rocks and everyone knows it.

They have a bout a 24 hour delay or soemthing like that going on. My sales are very consistent and they are being counted. I can tell.

Basic_man · 09-10-2004, 06:36 AM

Thanks for sharing man, I'll not promote them !

fris · 09-10-2004, 06:37 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
You have no brain.

what kinda come back is that grade 2?

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:39 AM

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Originally posted by slapass
Dude you won't pull it. AFF rocks and everyone knows it.

They have a bout a 24 hour delay or soemthing like that going on. My sales are very consistent and they are being counted. I can tell.

I doubt you're making enough sales to see the stats problems that I am talking about. I have talked to others that are seeing the same problems in the stats and the problems have been acknowledged by my AFF rep.

I didn't say that sales weren't consistent and weren't being counted.

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by fris
what kinda come back is that grade 2?

It was on par with your idiotic comment. Fuck off, surfer.

ClamSmacker · 09-10-2004, 06:44 AM

I'm gonna jump in the back of the paddy wagon here too!

samsam · 09-10-2004, 06:46 AM

He's got a fair point though....

It would be useful if we were able to see how many rebills we got especially now that the new tier system in some cases pays different percentages for rebills and for regular subs. In fact we should have a right to see them as its proof we arnt being cheated.

pornstar2pac · 09-10-2004, 06:48 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
OK, iwantu.com won't be getting my traffic. I'm sure they'll appreciate you ruining that for them.

and you're off my christmas card list now buddy, two can play this game

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by samsam
He's got a fair point though....

It would be useful if we were able to see how many rebills we got especially now that the new tier system in some cases pays different percentages for rebills and for regular subs. In fact we should have a right to see them as its proof we arnt being cheated.

Exactly. I am also concerned about sales appearing, then disappearing. That's been happening for quite some time. That looks really, really suspicious to me. I'm not accusing anyone of anything but I'd definitely like my stats to work and be accurate.

Perhaps we could get some regular stats updates too. The stats seem to update sporadically now.

slapass · 09-10-2004, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
I doubt you're making enough sales to see the stats problems that I am talking about. I have talked to others that are seeing the same problems in the stats and the problems have been acknowledged by my AFF rep.

I didn't say that sales weren't consistent and weren't being counted.

Yeah so you see one sale come and go and I am not making many sales??

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by slapass
Yeah so you see one sale come and go and I am not making many sales??

Where did I say it was just one sale?

Your feeble little mind can't even begin to comprehend what real stats look like.

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 09:51 AM

2HousePlague · 09-10-2004, 10:23 AM

Grammar,

I appreciate your frustration and apologize for the stats irregularities.

The payouts increase of August 1st had a number of unexpected effects on the display of stats. We've been busy working with individual affiliates to resolve specific irregularities, while at the same time addressing the general issues at a macro code level.

In all cases, an inviolate log of clicks, orders, etc. has served as a consistent and accurate reference. It's important to note that, in spite of variability in what you SEE, the underlying numbers have never changed.

I'd like to work with you personally to both explain in greater detail what's been done, and to take a look at your account specifically.

Once again, please forgive us this momentary lapse and accept my personal commitment to restoring your complete satisfaction with AdultFriendFinder.

Consider this episode merely your "PAYOUT'S GROWING PAINS".

Jack Mardack
GM Affiliate Programs
ICQ: 222141571
[email protected]

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 10:28 AM

I don't want rhetoric. That's what I have been getting from my rep. I'd like my stats to be accurate, show rebills and update on a regular basis. I just want everything to work. I don't think I am being unreasonable.

2HousePlague · 09-10-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
I don't want rhetoric. That's what I have been getting from my rep. I'd like my stats to be accurate, show rebills and update on a regular basis. I just want everything to work. I don't think I am being unreasonable.

Coming from me, it's NOT rhetoric -- it's a public promise.

Contact me, and you'll be made happy.

j-

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2HousePlague
Coming from me, it's NOT rhetoric -- it's a public promise.

Contact me, and you'll be made happy.

j-

Why not just fix the problem for everyone? If you guys need a couple of programmers to fix you up, let me know. Is AFF in financial trouble or something?

Brad Mitchell · 09-10-2004, 10:45 AM

I've sent them 1.7 million uniques since July... I look at my stats every day like most people. I like my numbers, trust their accounting and wouldn't think of sending the traffic elsewhere.

Brad

2HousePlague · 09-10-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Why not just fix the problem for everyone? If you guys need a couple of programmers to fix you up, let me know. Is AFF in financial trouble or something?

Thanks! Send me your resume -- LOL.

But seriously, we ARE fixing things for everybody. I just need to make sure that YOUR case is not something unique -- since we have different account types and other variables to consider.

j-

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by 2HousePlague
Thanks! Send me your resume -- LOL.

But seriously, we ARE fixing things for everybody. I just need to make sure that YOUR case is not something unique -- since we have different account types and other variables to consider.

j-

I was being quite serious. I am not a programmer but I have a couple of guys who work for me that can definitely take care of you. I can make a phone call and have my stats area completely reworked in a day. Why it takes a massive program such as yours over a month to do it is beyond me.

Dcat · 09-10-2004, 11:52 AM

I've always felt that AFF stats are not up to par. Please consider making changes.

DrewKole · 09-10-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
I don't want rhetoric. That's what I have been getting from my rep. I'd like my stats to be accurate, show rebills and update on a regular basis. I just want everything to work. I don't think I am being unreasonable.

More proof you don't do serious business with them, but wanted to pretend like you do, by coming onto GFY and starting a flame thread.

He offers to make everything right for you, and you reply with more bullshit, and offer him your programming services.

Is this because when he actually pulls up your account, he'll see that you've made 3 sales in the past year, at max?

Fuckin surfers.

tranza · 09-10-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
www.AdultFriendFinder.com

Lol...

Grammar Police · 09-10-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
More proof you don't do serious business with them, but wanted to pretend like you do, by coming onto GFY and starting a flame thread.

He offers to make everything right for you, and you reply with more bullshit, and offer him your programming services.

Is this because when he actually pulls up your account, he'll see that you've made 3 sales in the past year, at max?

Fuckin surfers.

Idiot, I offered to give him my programmers for a couple of days. At no point did I try to get any money out of him.

Careful how you talk to your superiors, son.

09-10-2004, 06:27 AM	#1
Grammar Police So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 727	Adult Friend Finder - Fix Your Fucking Stats Already Seriously, you have had programmers "working" on the system since announcing the payout increase. Almost every day since then, I have seen some seriously strange shit in my stats. Stats need to be accurate. If they aren't accurate, what's the point of having them? I was also told that there would be a way to see rebills in the stats area. This still hasn't happened. Unless things are fixed very soon (next week at the latest) I will be pulling all of my traffic and sending it elsewhere. I hate to start a thread on GFY about this but my rep keeps jerking me around. It's time for action.

09-10-2004, 06:30 AM	#3
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09-10-2004, 06:36 AM	#8
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09-10-2004, 10:23 AM	#19
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Grammar, I appreciate your frustration and apologize for the stats irregularities. The payouts increase of August 1st had a number of unexpected effects on the display of stats. We've been busy working with individual affiliates to resolve specific irregularities, while at the same time addressing the general issues at a macro code level. In all cases, an inviolate log of clicks, orders, etc. has served as a consistent and accurate reference. It's important to note that, in spite of variability in what you SEE, the underlying numbers have never changed. I'd like to work with you personally to both explain in greater detail what's been done, and to take a look at your account specifically. Once again, please forgive us this momentary lapse and accept my personal commitment to restoring your complete satisfaction with AdultFriendFinder. Consider this episode merely your "PAYOUT'S GROWING PAINS". Jack Mardack GM Affiliate Programs ICQ: 222141571 [email protected] __________________ tada!

09-10-2004, 10:45 AM	#23
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	I've sent them 1.7 million uniques since July... I look at my stats every day like most people. I like my numbers, trust their accounting and wouldn't think of sending the traffic elsewhere. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

09-10-2004, 06:28 AM	#2
Grammar Police So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 727	Oh, and any dating site that spams this thread won't get my traffic either.

09-10-2004, 06:35 AM	#7
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	Dude you won't pull it. AFF rocks and everyone knows it. They have a bout a 24 hour delay or soemthing like that going on. My sales are very consistent and they are being counted. I can tell.

09-10-2004, 06:44 AM	#12
ClamSmacker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oztralia Posts: 677	I'm gonna jump in the back of the paddy wagon here too!

09-10-2004, 06:46 AM	#13
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	He's got a fair point though.... It would be useful if we were able to see how many rebills we got especially now that the new tier system in some cases pays different percentages for rebills and for regular subs. In fact we should have a right to see them as its proof we arnt being cheated.

09-10-2004, 09:51 AM	#18
Grammar Police So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 727

09-10-2004, 10:28 AM	#20
Grammar Police So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 727	I don't want rhetoric. That's what I have been getting from my rep. I'd like my stats to be accurate, show rebills and update on a regular basis. I just want everything to work. I don't think I am being unreasonable.

09-10-2004, 11:52 AM	#26
Dcat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mexico Posts: 1,607	I've always felt that AFF stats are not up to par. Please consider making changes.