So, I just got pulled over doing 90 in my benz and I've had a few drinks... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

lock · 09-10-2004, 03:19 AM

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KDizzla · 09-10-2004, 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by lock
find out what happens in penthouse september

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Satisfaction
wow sounds like you ran into a lot of luck!.. damn i was waiting for the bit were you nailed her but oh well..

That's the next episode.

Manowar · 09-10-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Maybe, you think that was it...

fucking nice

myjah · 09-10-2004, 11:36 AM

You are soo lucky. That usually only happens for women.

Mr. Jim · 09-10-2004, 12:19 PM

The tough life you lead.....

Zerof8 · 09-10-2004, 12:23 PM

I have had a couple close ones like that but damn, you told her way too much and she still let you off. I would never admit I had been drinking, way better to deny it and let your lawyer fight it out with them.

NaughtyINC · 09-10-2004, 12:25 PM

jim.. missed ya in florida bud.... hope to catch up soon

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
I have had a couple close ones like that but damn, you told her way too much and she still let you off. I would never admit I had been drinking, way better to deny it and let your lawyer fight it out with them.

I agree, I am a smart off to the guy cops but she had me going, you could tell she was cool.

I think they know when you too much. They know something is up.

crockett · 09-10-2004, 12:45 PM

damn you're a lucky man, if you would have been driving a beater you would be sitting in jail for sure.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by crockett
damn you're a lucky man, if you would have been driving a beater you would be sitting in jail for sure.

If my beater would of hit 90, I have had a few beaters in my life, most of them would never come close to 90.

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 01:00 PM

Damn that must have been hella cool :P

Mike AI · 09-10-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

Spice it up a little and send it to Penthouse!!

speakthetruth · 09-10-2004, 01:04 PM

Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.

I WAS NOT DRUNK< or else I would have been in JAIL.
They did test me.

speakthetruth · 09-10-2004, 01:09 PM

STFU and wake up from your dream.

When you do wake up read this site;

http://www.helpjacqui.com/

speakthetruth · 09-10-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

You never did say you took a breathalizer. Did u?

Inde · 09-10-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.

WTF

FrankWhite · 09-10-2004, 01:13 PM

and then you woke up.

speakthetruth · 09-10-2004, 01:15 PM

So the guys has a nice cars and more $ than most of you lazy fucks here so you kiss his ass. Wake up and see the big picture. A "few" drinks could well put you over the legal limit of .08.

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.

ewwwwwwwwwww

ProjectNaked · 09-10-2004, 02:05 PM

did the GHB wear off yet

Zerof8 · 09-10-2004, 02:16 PM

Fuck the legal limit. Some assholes, which I have been one, dont have any business drinking and driving, but anyone who drinks regularly can handle a few beers and still drive, its the assholes who never drink that have a couple beers and drive then kill someone. Its the assholes, this has been me, who drink way more than they should have, we are talking gallons, and drive.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
STFU and wake up from your dream.

When you do wake up read this site;

http://www.helpjacqui.com/

You guys act like you never had a drink and drove.

I WAS NOT DRUNK< get that in your head.

XPays · 09-10-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
You guys act like you never had a drink and drove.

I WAS NOT DRUNK< get that in your head.

i wish she had given you a breathalizer and verified you would not kill somebody on the way home

you should go to aa and clean yourself up and try to set a good example for younger webmasters

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by XPays
i wish she had given you a breathalizer and verified you would not kill somebody on the way home

you should go to aa and clean yourself up and try to set a good example for younger webmasters

Don't ever drink and drive guys, and when you do go to have a drink, wait about two hours or take a cab.

I am sure all of you have never had a drink before. both of them gave me the test like I said, if I was they would of took me in.

Stop playing nice guys out there guys, damn. I know you guys aren't all Virgins.

aeon · 09-10-2004, 02:33 PM

Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.

XPays · 09-10-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Don't ever drink and drive guys, and when you do go to have a drink, wait about two hours or take a cab.

I am sure all of you have never had a drink before. both of them gave me the test like I said, if I was they would of took me in.

Stop playing nice guys out there guys, damn. I know you guys aren't all Virgins.

good advice- the average non-virgin drive 10x more cautious when they have had a couple drinks because they are a paranoid. 90 and drinks is insult to injury. we worry about our peers

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by aeon
Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.

XPays · 09-10-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by aeon
Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.

better to be a living prude than a dead moron

Alex From San Diego · 09-10-2004, 02:37 PM

By the admission of your own words

"Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)"

sounds like you had a good buzz which usually indicates, you probably shouldn't be driving.

I don't think it is a cool story and I don't think you are cool. I don't care who you are or how big of a "player" you are in this industry. Your lack of judgement scares me.

Good luck to you.

XPays · 09-10-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave

from now on, use limousine connection at 661-257-2777 - ask for tony. don't be cheap.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by XPays
from now on, use limousine connection at 661-257-2777 - ask for tony. don't be cheap.

Perfect, thanks.
Are you Tony, is that your side job?

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Perfect, thanks.
Are you Tony, is that your side job?

no my name is Evan and I drive in L.A, and have friends and family who drive in L.A. who could be killed by your arrogance and carelessness while you drive drunk. Limousine connection is the coolest service in l.a. but it is not cheap. I have used them plenty because I would rather not drive when drinks are involved and even though I am just a poor webmaster, I scrounge the few hundred bucks together so I do not kill people.

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Perfect, thanks.
Are you Tony, is that your side job?

if you are too hardheaded to admit that you were wrong you will be probably be too stubborn to make a change. I hope they catch you and you learn a lesson before you murder an innocent victim.

D-Money · 09-10-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.

Very sobering. I've had friends that got their faces and bodies messed up from drunk drivers, not that bad though, but bad.

When I drive, I just don't drink at all. Works for me. But then again, I really don't drink much at all. I only get drunk once a year, Vegas Players Ball, end of the night, sometimes.

Mr. Jim · 09-10-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
So the guys has a nice cars and more $ than most of you lazy fucks here so you kiss his ass. Wake up and see the big picture. A "few" drinks could well put you over the legal limit of .08.

We have the right to speak our minds as clearly shown from your post....

So here is mine....go save your fucking public service message for someone else.......the guy did not say he was fucking wasted......you are who again??????

So you post some fucking pictures on a website of a woman who had tragedy strike.....are we suppose to kiss your ass....

move along......

I'll speak the truth....find me a fucking person in this biz who has never had one or two and drove home or driven with someone who has.....

you kill me coming in here with your fucking elitest attitude like you are going to save the world......you are just being an asshole.....and you know it.....

what did you gain....do you think you changed lives today or just tried to shift a spotlight so everyone looks at you like you are a big deal......

Look at me Look at me did you see whaty I said.....I showed them Huh.....

get off your high horse....wanna save lives go jump on a grenade.....

we sell dirty pictures around here and have no need to listen to your soap box ramblings

a girl was hurt and that is sad.....this thread is about fucking a cop who is hot......nobody was hurt......and maybe if you spent more time driving traffic and less trying to save the world you wouldnt have to be so jaded about someone having a nice ride......

and you can KISS my ass YOU THREAD JACKING POMPUS ATTENTION WHORE!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by XPays
no my name is Evan and I drive in L.A, and have friends and family who drive in L.A. who could be killed by your arrogance and carelessness while you drive drunk. Limousine connection is the coolest service in l.a. but it is not cheap. I have used them plenty because I would rather not drive when drinks are involved and even though I am just a poor webmaster, I scrounge the few hundred bucks together so I do not kill people.

So you are saying you have never had one or two drinks then got in your car and drove.

THAT IS BULLSHIT. stop trying to be the good guy here.

I am 35 years old and have a perfect driving record, I would never drink and drive so stop putting this guilt trip on me, its not working.

BTW, is that number good, I may use them in the future. We have accounts with a few companys around here but I rather keep it in the family. I'll give them a call if it is.

Mr. Jim · 09-10-2004, 03:07 PM

and Evan....

I like you..... but c'mon

you never toked and drove....I know better

this guy is my friend and i have never seen him get behind the wheel wasted.....

i see alot of hypocrites casting stones around here.....

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
We have the right to speak our minds as clearly shown from your post....

So here is mine....go save your fucking public service message for someone else.......the guy did not say he was fucking wasted......you are who again??????

So you post some fucking pictures on a website of a woman who had tragedy strike.....are we suppose to kiss your ass....

move along......

I'll speak the truth....find me a fucking person in this biz who has never had one or two and drove home or driven with someone who has.....

you kill me coming in here with your fucking elitest attitude like you are going to save the world......you are just being an asshole.....and you know it.....

what did you gain....do you think you changed lives today or just tried to shift a spotlight so everyone looks at you like you are a big deal......

Look at me Look at me did you see whaty I said.....I showed them Huh.....

get off your high horse....wanna save lives go jump on a grenade.....

we sell dirty pictures around here and have no need to listen to your soap box ramblings

a girl was hurt and that is sad.....this thread is about fucking a cop who is hot......nobody was hurt......and maybe if you spent more time driving traffic and less trying to save the world you wouldnt have to be so jaded about someone having a nice ride......

and you can KISS my ass YOU THREAD JACKING POMPUS ATTENTION WHORE!

hey blind loyalty is cool. way to go

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:09 PM

btw i think speakthetruth is brad shaw and this is the first time i agree with him.

Polak · 09-10-2004, 03:11 PM

SS396chevelleSS · 09-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Dave can you have a new Dodge Ram SRT delivered to my house for me? its only 45K chump change for a player like yourself

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
and Evan....

I like you..... but c'mon

you never toked and drove....I know better

this guy is my friend and i have never seen him get behind the wheel wasted.....

i see alot of hypocrites casting stones around here.....

i like you too and i think being a veteran of this industry you should be careful to not endorse drunk driving.

Mr. Jim · 09-10-2004, 03:13 PM

you will never convince me you have been safety dog your whole life behind the wheel

my bitch is with the hypocrites

if this is your button.....it's your button.....I will never believe you have never been in or driven a motor vehicle after you have smoked/drank or another person has

to attack somone for it is just a joke

If that is loyal....guilty as charged

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
So you are saying you have never had one or two drinks then got in your car and drove.

THAT IS BULLSHIT. stop trying to be the good guy here.

I am 35 years old and have a perfect driving record, I would never drink and drive so stop putting this guilt trip on me, its not working.

BTW, is that number good, I may use them in the future. We have accounts with a few companys around here but I rather keep it in the family. I'll give them a call if it is.

The number should be good and those guys let you party your ass off!!!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
Dave can you have a new Dodge Ram SRT delivered to my house for me? its only 45K chump change for a player like yourself

What color would you like.

SS396chevelleSS · 09-10-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
What color would you like.

Red or Black, im not too picky

Mr. Jim · 09-10-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by XPays
i like you too and i think being a veteran of this industry you should be careful to not endorse drunk driving.

LOL I hear what your saying i really do.....

I just know this has gone far beyond what it was inb real life

I'm out....too much respect for you and I and your business acumen to have this the hill to die on....

I'll see you in vegas my friend

I'll buy you a shot

XPays · 09-10-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
you will never convince me you have been safety dog your whole life behind the wheel

my bitch is with the hypocrites

if this is your button.....it's your button.....I will never believe you have never been in or driven a motor vehicle after you have smoked/drank or another person has

to attack somone for it is just a joke

If that is loyal....guilty as charged

i respect your opinion and hopefully you respect mine. i do not mean to attack or claim personal perfection.

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	you will never convince me you have been safety dog your whole life behind the wheel my bitch is with the hypocrites if this is your button.....it's your button.....I will never believe you have never been in or driven a motor vehicle after you have smoked/drank or another person has to attack somone for it is just a joke If that is loyal....guilty as charged