So, I just got pulled over doing 90 in my benz and I've had a few drinks... - GoFuckYourself.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:38 AM

I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

block · 09-10-2004, 12:40 AM

You sure that wasn't a dream?

Chris · 09-10-2004, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

I like a women in uniform

ldinternet · 09-10-2004, 12:41 AM

Nice story, Dave. Was she a milf?

Cuff that shit.

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 12:41 AM

nice

i used to get pulled over all the time only for the cops to check out my car and what's under the hood

RedShoe · 09-10-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by block
You sure that wasn't a dream?

think about it, it just happened so he's still drunk. Of course it was a dream. He was probably a 350 lb. cop named Bubba.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by block
You sure that wasn't a dream?

Na, no dream. But Man I had never seen that before. I even told them, arent you suppose to be one man and one women. She said no, they work better as two females.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
think about it, it just happened so he's still drunk. Of course it was a dream.

I don't get drunk, just a little buzzzzz.

aeon · 09-10-2004, 12:46 AM

Must be nice to be competing with bill gates.

When I drove through a bank with too much xanax and vodka, they just took me to jail...you'd be amazed at how fast the cops get to a bank when the alarm goes off

Odin88 · 09-10-2004, 12:47 AM

When you had a few drinks do you think you where over the limit? If the alcohol is speaking for you than you shouldn't be behind the wheel. Know two friends who have been killed by drink drivers - not cool, eve if your benz leads you to think so.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon
Must be nice to be competing with bill gates.

When I drove through a bank with too much xanax and vodka, they just took me to jail...you'd be amazed at how fast the cops get to a bank when the alarm goes off

Don't you ever sleep.
I understand I have insomnia, but what's your excuse?

strats · 09-10-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

Im very jealous

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-10-2004, 12:48 AM

Dayumm Dawg!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odin88
When you had a few drinks do you think you where over the limit? If the alcohol is speaking for you than you shouldn't be behind the wheel. Know two friends who have been killed by drink drivers - not cool, eve if your benz leads you to think so.

I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.

But around here, just having the smell in your system, you are jailbound. Very Strict.

Sorry to hear about your friends.

LiveDose · 09-10-2004, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

Pretty fuckin' smooth. Stay away from my sisters...

aeon · 09-10-2004, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Don't you ever sleep.
I understand I have insomnia, but what's your excuse?

Sleep is for the weak

I've got the super insomnia.
I just got home from hitting a few clubs.

WWC · 09-10-2004, 12:51 AM

why does this story sound such bs? i dont believe you ....prove it :-)

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
why does this story sound such bs? i dont believe you ....prove it :-)

Shoehorn! · 09-10-2004, 12:53 AM

Keep us updated.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
why does this story sound such bs? i dont believe you ....prove it :-)

Shouldn't you be in bed with your wife, you drive a hummer, you would never know what anything over 60MPH is anyways.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 12:54 AM

great story

she'll call you sometime later. just watch.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
great story

she'll call you sometime later. just watch.

Thanks, she is smart, her number was blocked too, damn. That would of been a great inside connection.

SpikeHeel · 09-10-2004, 12:55 AM

benz are sure chick magnet...this time a chick cop magnet!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-10-2004, 12:56 AM

I bet she would have said "OK ya got a deal" if ya were in the
Lambo

Great story

DatingGold · 09-10-2004, 12:58 AM

i smell something brown..

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpikeHeel
benz are sure chick magnet...this time a chick cop magnet!

Maybe, you think that was it...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
I bet she would have said "OK ya got a deal" if ya were in the
Lambo

Great story

Thanks, it's wierd but I don't get pulled over in the Lambo. Maybe they think I'll fight the ticket and they would have to show up on court on their day off or something.

Lensman · 09-10-2004, 01:01 AM

I never have such luck. Of course, the CHP has had a hard time keeping up with me.

robfantasy · 09-10-2004, 01:04 AM

she is trying to set you up... helloooo, cop, blocked number, hmmmmmmm.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I never have such luck. Of course, the CHP has had a hard time keeping up with me.

But eventually the helicopter gets you, or they come to your house and arrest you.

Never happened but I would never even try.

Strife · 09-10-2004, 01:11 AM

impressive story. smooth operator

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
she is trying to set you up... helloooo, cop, blocked number, hmmmmmmm.

Damn good point. And now she has my Cell number, she probably already knows more about me then me. Shit!

enter » · 09-10-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Maybe, you think that was it...

What did you do? Take the factory rims off the Lambo and put them on the benz?

That is one of the nicest Benzo's I've ever seen.

enter » · 09-10-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
But eventually the helicopter gets you, or they come to your house and arrest you.

Never happened but I would never even try.

When the helicopters come after you, just head towards the airport. There's a pretty big no fly zone around the airport (for aircraft not landing or taking off of course) and they won't stop commercial traffic to catch a speeder.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
What did you do? Take the factory rims off the Lambo and put them on the benz?

That is one of the nicest Benzo's I've ever seen.

Thanks, damn you know your cars, I never noticed that, they do look similar..

No, after market rims and I dropped it a few inches like the Benz.

Dawgy · 09-10-2004, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Maybe, you think that was it...

have u looked at the new CL65 AMG? pretty nice looking ride. altho your 55 is badass, very spiffy car

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
When the helicopters come after you, just head towards the airport. There's a pretty big no fly zone around the airport (for aircraft not landing or taking off of course) and they won't stop commercial traffic to catch a speeder.

You..You...You are good You...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
have u looked at the new CL65 AMG? pretty nice looking ride. altho your 55 is badass, very spiffy car

Yeah, same body style but much faster, not worth the 50,000 over sticker price right now.

You can only go so fast.

But yes, pretty nice.

Dawgy · 09-10-2004, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Yeah, same body style but much faster, not worth the 50,000 over sticker price right now.

You can only go so fast.

But yes, pretty nice.

lol yeah its a bit pricey for that lil bit of extra speed.

have u ever seen any kindof aftermarket kit for the interior that would replace the wood with brushed aluminum? i think it'd be much more sporty, and just as luxurious. not a big fan of wood in cars. lol

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
lol yeah its a bit pricey for that lil bit of extra speed.

have u ever seen any kindof aftermarket kit for the interior that would replace the wood with brushed aluminum? i think it'd be much more sporty, and just as luxurious. not a big fan of wood in cars. lol

I like to keep them simple, drop them and add the wheels. But yes I have seen them, they look pretty cool.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 01:23 AM

thats one badass ride

Dawgy · 09-10-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I like to keep them simple, drop them and add the wheels. But yes I have seen them, they look pretty cool.

definitely like what youve done with yours. one of my favs

hit me up on aim later, left you a msg

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
definitely like what youve done with yours. one of my favs

hit me up on aim later, left you a msg

Thanks man,

You got mail.

block · 09-10-2004, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
thats one badass ride

Definately

Lee · 09-10-2004, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.

Thats what they all say

Satisfaction · 09-10-2004, 02:40 AM

wow sounds like you ran into a lot of luck!.. damn i was waiting for the bit were you nailed her but oh well..

vapewiz · 09-10-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.

But around here, just having the smell in your system, you are jailbound. Very Strict.

Sorry to hear about your friends.

yeah after a few drinks u know you know your limits.....

Trax · 09-10-2004, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
think about it, it just happened so he's still drunk. Of course it was a dream. He was probably a 350 lb. cop named Bubba.

zvik · 09-10-2004, 03:12 AM

sounds like a great script for a porn movie

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2004, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

not sure if we should promote ur program. Next time the cop wont be fiendly and you will go to jail

09-10-2004, 12:38 AM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	So, I just got pulled over doing 90 in my benz and I've had a few drinks... I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid). Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it. I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking. So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice. So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions. Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe) So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK. This was strange, bu pretty cool. : thumbsup Sorry, but had to share with all of you. __________________ Support a Good Cause

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