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09-09-2004, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish. *she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone. *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test. *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home |
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09-09-2004, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Vault
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*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Now those two are funny. 
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09-09-2004, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Los Angeles
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She thought a quarterback was a refund
That one always made me laugh
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09-09-2004, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario
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She thought a quarterback was a refund
now that one was funny
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09-10-2004, 12:34 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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You made my day bro! Nice post!
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