I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?
1. Go to convenience store.
2. Buy pack of cigs (assuming you're over 16 or whatever the age is now)
3. Buy book of matches or zippo lighter.
4. Light cig.
5. Smoke.
(6. Oxygen tank will be ready for you at the hospital in 25 years when your lungs are charred.)
Originally posted by Pornweaver I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
reminds me of when Norm MacDonald was on Dennis Miller, they were talking about how he quit smoking, you should go download it, laugh my ass off everytime I hear it
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