Announcement.... I am going to start smoking!

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  • Pornweaver
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 855

    #1

    Announcement.... I am going to start smoking!

    I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?

  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    1. Go to convenience store.
    2. Buy pack of cigs (assuming you're over 16 or whatever the age is now)
    3. Buy book of matches or zippo lighter.
    4. Light cig.
    5. Smoke.








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    • slavdogg
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 3570

      #3
      buy my lungs
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      • loverboy
        When it rains, it pours
        • May 2003
        • 20609

        #4

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        • Cypherpunk
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 812

          #5
          Originally posted by Pornweaver
          I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?

          1)Start car
          2)Put mouth on exhaust
          3)suck hard

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          • SetTheWorldonFire
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 7444

            #6
            How old are you?
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            • Gheenz
              Here's Your Sign
              • Oct 2003
              • 2410

              #7
              Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
              How old are you?
              No kidding.

              "I'm gonna start smoking. Keeeewl!!!", Sounds like something a 16-year old would say...
              Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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              • mookienow
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 987

                #8
                HAHAHAHAHA

                Smoke a few marlboro full flavors and you will soon change your mind.

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                • Screaming
                  I can change this!!!!!
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 18972

                  #9
                  thats just stupid

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                  • TweetyBird
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8532

                    #10
                    why have you decided to "start" smoking ??
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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      Announcment i've decided to start smoking crack since it kills less people than cigs every year...

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                      • escorpio
                        doesn't fuck around.
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 23487

                        #12
                        Just remember filters are for pussies. You want your lungs to be BLACK, not some wimpy ass beige.
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                        • Nanda
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 5310

                          #13
                          Don't do it....why would you want to smoke?
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                          • Steen2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 7662

                            #14
                            "start smoking"? Lol
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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15

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                              • steve90
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 2397

                                #16
                                ya really all of the cool kids are doing it

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                                • Pornweaver
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 855

                                  #17
                                  Bah! I just had a cigarette!

                                  ripper was a gangsta!

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                                  • pure energy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 4274

                                    #18
                                    According to the government--"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". Not me! LOL
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                                    • Basic_man
                                      Programming King Pin
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 27360

                                      #19
                                      smoke drug...not cigarettes
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                                      • asuna
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 8743

                                        #20
                                        reminds me of when Norm MacDonald was on Dennis Miller, they were talking about how he quit smoking, you should go download it, laugh my ass off everytime I hear it

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                                        • fr8
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 5074

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Cypherpunk
                                          1)Start car
                                          2)Put mouth on exhaust
                                          3)suck hard

                                          Thats only for the hardcore.
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