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Mike Okitch 09-07-2004 07:55 PM

If it's in another time zone, it doesn't count.

If she speaks another language, it doesn't count.

If it's in another country, it definitely doesn't count.

If it's outside your area code, it doesn't count.

If it's only oral, it doesn't count.

If you use a condom, it doesn't count.

Now if she cares about the few partners that it actually leaves, soon she won't count either.

fr8 09-07-2004 08:46 PM

If a girl cant give a correct answer then why should the guy.

IPK 09-07-2004 08:55 PM

If you had a threesome with two other girls it doesn't count because they cancel each other out.

The Heron 09-07-2004 09:26 PM

Tell her everyone you fantasized and jerked off to as well!

dailyduke 09-07-2004 09:32 PM

I think sexual history is only important if you are talking safety. Otherwise, if it is going to matter on whether you continue dating or not it I agree with Sherie

My wife and I had this conversation but it was like well into the relationship, the numbers really did not count it was just a random conversation about sex.

Screaming 09-07-2004 09:37 PM

ask her if they count

CyberBachelor 09-07-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Tell her everyone you fantasized and jerked off to as well!

:thumbsup Also be sure to tell her every time another girl looks better than she does, so she can work on it. It makes the relationship so much stronger when you are honest about EVERYTHING! :1orglaugh

Steen2 09-07-2004 09:42 PM

Tell her you don't remember anything past high school

webgurl 09-07-2004 09:48 PM

this is one of the few good topics derek actually started i am impressed :1orglaugh

webgurl 09-07-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
Dunno, I like to know who I am dealing with. It has nothing to do with thinking she is a slut or anything like that but I would like to know how the girl thinks, does she see her body as a temple or is she just someone who randomly fucks for the hell of it. Is she a cheater, is she a nympho, is she a deprevist who has issues with her daddy and looks at sex as a means to find male attention? There is a lot you can learn from a person'e sex life since it is man at his most carnal and honest.

Clinton says that BJs do not count ;)

well said :helpme

Kassidy 09-07-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ill
If you ask your g/f asks you how many girls you have been with in the past do you include blow jobs? or is that a seperate thing amoung it's self?

Im trying to be honest with so I told her the exact number of girls and thier names.

Now that doesnt included blowjobe or handjobs.

WAs I being honest? Did I do the right thing?

Cause i wonder if she was thinking the same thing? hehe

There's no right answer to that question...really. If your chick has psycho tendencies, she's going to get a freaky no matter what. Gotta go with your gut.

Cory W 09-07-2004 09:56 PM

Just say 11.

That is a pretty tried number by myself and seems to yield a pretty positive reaction.

Do not say less than 5, they will think that you have been rejected a lot, or have had a girlfriend for a very long time and can't get over her.

Don't say over 30, or else it implies you count. You should start forgetting after 30, rule of thumb.

Do not say that you can't remember, even though you can't.

Do not hesitate. I suggest doing some role playing. For example, when the cute Starbucks girl ask you if you want "low fat," immediatly reply with, "11." Look her dead in the eye.

If you say 11, with no hesitation, she will never bring it up again. If you hesitate, it will be brought up on a once monthly basis, 4 times a month if you drink on the weekends.

:2 cents:

Dwreck 09-08-2004 08:29 AM

This thread is make me laugh so hard.

Drunkspringbreakgirls- that was funny you reply.

fuck there are so many funny ones I dont know where to start. LOL


Lenny2 That was fucking funny.

Weg Cory that's a great rule to follow Im going to use that.

I really enjoyed reading this.

So i guess blowjobs dont count.


Does that mean if they dont count it's not cheating?


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