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pimplink · 09-09-2004, 12:34 AM

http://www.thetowntalk.com/html/0F8D...91B8D6C6.shtml

FLORIEN - A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said.

Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken.

NOTE TO SELF: Do not order the Chicken Club Sandwich.

stocktrader23 · 09-09-2004, 12:36 AM

Please quit posting articles from my state.

Thank you.

block · 09-09-2004, 12:50 AM

There was this guy from some african country where his wife caught him having sex with a chicken... so he killed her and then killed himself.

pimplink · 09-09-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by block
There was this guy from some african country where his wife caught him having sex with a chicken... so he killed her and then killed himself.

I guess his last meal would be a chicken nuggets?

pimplink · 09-09-2004, 03:37 AM

Not too many chicken mcnuggets fans here?

SpikeHeel · 09-09-2004, 03:39 AM

yucks!

i won't eat chicken for a week for that! might caught a virus aside from the bird flu!

pimplink · 09-09-2004, 03:58 AM

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Originally posted by SpikeHeel
yucks! i won't eat chicken for a week for that! might caught a virus aside from the bird flu!

Yeah, what's next. Bird Herpes? LOL

mardigras · 09-09-2004, 04:02 AM

I guess we now know why the chicken crossed the road...
to avoid a penis.

mardigras · 09-09-2004, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Yeah, what's next. Bird Herpes? LOL

That would be chirpes

pimplink · 09-09-2004, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
That would be chirpes

Chirpees, lol!

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