U.S. Official Says Close to Catching Bin Laden - GoFuckYourself.com

swedguy · 09-05-2004, 07:22 PM

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6152850

"If he (bin Laden) has a watch, he should be looking at it because the clock is ticking. He will be caught."

"Programs are in place and what I tell people (is) I would be surprised but not necessarily shocked if we wake up tomorrow and he has been caught along with all his lieutenants," said Black, who went to Bangladesh on Sunday. "

It's getting close to election day

AndrewKanuck · 09-05-2004, 07:23 PM

And after the election: "Uhh, no, we never said we were close to catching him - we said he was a watch"

Webby · 09-05-2004, 07:28 PM

swedguy:

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U.S. Official Says Close to Catching Bin Laden ..

I noticed "US Officials" say one massive amount of stuff...

Hell.. they never stop....

Webby · 09-05-2004, 07:32 PM

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"I would be surprised but not necessarily shocked if we wake up tomorrow and he has been caught along with all his lieutenants," said Black"

Someone else with a "balance of judgement" problem :-)

He must think Al Quada is just some NY gang on a rampage... amazing shit! :-)

Joesho · 09-05-2004, 10:08 PM

I wondered when his name would come back up, you notice it was mysteriously missing from the republican convention, anybody even mention it once?

Persius · 09-05-2004, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Joesho
I wondered when his name would come back up, you notice it was mysteriously missing from the republican convention, anybody even mention it once?

exactly .. :S

Rochard · 09-05-2004, 10:14 PM

I wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if they already have him and announce it to the world a few days before the election.

WiredGuy · 09-05-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if they already have him and announce it to the world a few days before the election.

My thoughts exactly.
WG

VirtuMike · 09-05-2004, 10:37 PM

For the record, a year ago I said they would have him sitting in Cuba waiting for a couple weeks before the election. I also predicted the last week of September for the announcement.

Rich · 09-05-2004, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if they already have him and announce it to the world a few days before the election.

Either that, or they're putting this out there to make Kerry think they have him, so he doesn't start making the fact that he hasn't been caught an issue.

Steen2 · 09-05-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
For the record, a year ago I said they would have him sitting in Cuba waiting for a couple weeks before the election. I also predicted the last week of September for the announcement.

Congratu fucking lations.

Do you think the idea is original? Fuck everyone conspires.

acctman · 09-06-2004, 12:25 AM

bin laden? who the hell is this bin laden guy? he hasn't released a new video in a while.

liquidmoe · 09-06-2004, 12:28 AM

Honestly if the US hasnt caught him by now they should be ashamed of themselves. They spend billions on a war in Afghan and Iraq, more on homeland security, police overtime, weapons, all kinds of high-tech security upgrades and bullshit, and they cant catch one turbin wearing cave hiding asshole? Yeah, speaks volumes doesnt. I really dont mind if they caught him and keep him under wraps until they think they can get the most PR out of him, but if they havent, a lot of people should be fired for not doing their fucking jobs.

SuckOnThis · 09-06-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
I wondered when his name would come back up, you notice it was mysteriously missing from the republican convention, anybody even mention it once?

Kerry mentioned 149 times
bin Laden mentioned 0 times

Zerof8 · 09-06-2004, 12:50 AM

Well if you believe George W is trying to catch Bin Laden, then I have some ocean front property for sale in Arizona

Webby · 09-06-2004, 12:52 AM

Zerof8:

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I have some ocean front property for sale in Arizona

Yeah? Sounds interesting!

Webby · 09-06-2004, 12:53 AM

Zerof8:

I'm still working on moving my seventh London Bridge - wanna do a swap?

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