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boneprone · 07-06-2001, 05:54 PM

Sweet Jimmy = Dank

[Labret] · 07-06-2001, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetjimmy:
[B]
Labret= Boneprone
B]

Is that some kind of fucking joke?

Boneprone4life.com

boneprone · 07-06-2001, 06:48 PM

A real bad joke.
Jimmy has gone fucking nuts.

CDSmith · 07-06-2001, 07:10 PM

CD Smith = ...... well, CD actually

By the way, Sweet Jimmy's "prison bitch" name is Turd Knocker

Bonephone's PB name is "Sweet Cheeks"

Damn this if fun, now if someone could only say something really inflammatory to lure hisclicks back here for some more shplatterpunkt-beer-enshtinken-hose-enfarrten

Kimmykim, you've got mail (in about 5 minutes from now)
(it's now 9pm CST)
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Quoth the Raven · 07-06-2001, 07:21 PM

sweetjimmy and Labret. I feel your pains.

12clicks has yearned for the release from the labyrinth of his past. You see, scars are souvenirs you never loose. The past is never far. He can try to repress it. He can try to hold it back. He can even try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow stronger and stronger like a malignant cancer that can't be satiated.

So it is written. So it shall come to pass.

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
Leader of the Raven's Nation.

sweetjimmy · 07-06-2001, 07:40 PM

Sam I am. I love green eggs and ham.

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

sweetjimmy · 07-06-2001, 07:42 PM

I can eat it in can. I can eat it with a man

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

Kimmykim · 07-06-2001, 07:54 PM

How odd CD, I was just going to tell you the mail didn't get here and then it did while I was typing (thus insuring I had to erase what I typed and start all over!!!!!

)

Not a thing CD --

now on to other matters -- wtf is a sweetjimmy anyway? the only sweets I know other than the content producers and all around fun guys are the gay ones called sweet.....

CDSmith · 07-06-2001, 07:54 PM

Jimmy, don't feel bad about your prison bitch name "turd knocker",

I just plugged in Jenna Jameson's name and she got "turd tamper" LOL

You is in good comp'ny.

Anyone can get theirs here: <a href="http://members.home.net/cdsmodels/prisonbitch.html" TARGET="_blank">GeT yOuR PriSoN bITcH NaME HerE</a>

Jeez, I'm a little brat with a new toy. In fact, kids with new toys usually got beaten up way back when, from what I remember. IN FACT, if I were to go back in time to my days as a young CD and met myself, I'd beat me up good. You know that I would.
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CDSmith · 07-06-2001, 08:00 PM

Kimmykim --

Not a thing? That is eerie, very very....eerie. Please, if you ever do hear anything, let me know, and by all means let them know that they aren't forgotten.

On to other matters -- A "SweetJimmy" is a harlem pimpmeister whut dresses in da shit furs an bell-bottom dirt-draggers and keeps thuh hoes high an in line.

Some suspect that Sweet Jimmy is actually a Canucklehead like myself, but that's....impossible.

Tell her SW!!
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sweetjimmy · 07-06-2001, 08:37 PM

thats impossible

Rivux · 07-06-2001, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
[b]Anyone can get theirs here: <a href="http://members.home.net/cdsmodels/prisonbitch.html" TARGET="_blank">GeT yOuR PriSoN bITcH NaME HerE</a>

My name came up as The Perv. I wonder if I should be offended

Kimmykim · 07-06-2001, 11:18 PM

will do CD, I'm outta here to play golf for the weekend but if you'll remind me next week early on, I'll give em a call

CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 04:16 AM

Thanks Kimmykim, I will.

And just remember, when you're out on the green trying to concentrate on making that winning birdy putt....

....your prison-bitch name is "Sweet cheeks"

I used Kimmy + Kim, so enter your real name to see a different one for you. But from what I've heard so far, "sweet cheeks" fits you pretty good. (Honestly, I've heard nothing short of rave reviews about you)

Concentrate on putting..... sweet cheeks........ concentrate........ sweeeeet...... putting........... cheeeeeksssss...... concentra......... Sweeeeet cheeeeeeeksssss.............
muhahaaa
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12clicks · 07-07-2001, 06:08 AM

sweettimmy & larett,
don't you boys get tired of beating your head against a wall?
I've always been here, I'll always be here. You're a couple of thieves, spinning a different story won't change that. The people here are too smart for that. They've seen hundreds of your kind challenge me and turn out to be theives. Please continue your sideshow, I enjoy it and obviously everyone else does too.

oh, and larett, if you're going to brag about your income, use your big boy voice and make sure its worth bragging about.
If I told my wife I made a half mil last year she'd ask if things were bad enough for her to go back to work. hahahaha
And as for being chased off the boards, which boards would they be?

sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 08:13 AM

I wish I was a hero, like Ponch from C.H.I.P.S

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 09:50 AM

Ya! You my hero Jimmy!

You tell 12 shits off! Ya!

I tell 12 shits the same thing! His stupid mainstream program will fail miserable!!

I told him in August 1999.

I told him in September 1999

I told him in October 1999

I told him in November 1999

Then he open new program in November 1999 and I tell him that fail too!

I told him they both fail in December 1999

I told him again they would fail in January 2000.

He open 3rd program in February 2000 and I tell him it fail!

I tell him it will fail soon in March 2000

I tell him all 3 prgrams fail in April 2000.

He open another stupid program in May 2000, I tell him failure is just around corner!

I looked for him to go bankrupt in June 2000.

In July 2000 I tell everyone to get ready to laugh ar 12 shits going out of business!

In August 2000 I sure he going down.

In September 2000 I tell him he a failure!

In October 2000 I look daily to read of his failure!

In November 2000 12 cricks open another mainstream program! I predict failure in 30 days.

I predict failure again in December 2000 through May 2001!

He open TextLinks.com in June 2001! It will fail! I'm sure!!!!

12 shits search engine is 155 most visited site on the net on Media Metrix! HE WILL FAIL SOON AND I WILL LAUGH!!!!!

You tell him Jimmy. You are the successful and smart one! 12 shits is not worthy to lick you boots! HE WILL FAIL! Any day now....any day........

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 09:52 AM

Hmm.....MooseCock have lots of free time apparently.

12clicks · 07-07-2001, 09:56 AM

me must meet this moosecock, savy?

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 10:02 AM

Fruck you 12 shits!

Me and Jimmy uncover the giant ruse that you perpetrate in order to bamboozle Jimmy's $42.00!

All the programs, traffic, employees, the office building, everything is just a elaborate set-up so you can con Jimmy out of his $42.00!

Well now the jig is up Mr. 12 shits!

You have been exposed! Me and Jimmy will take our massive TGP traffic and rule the net!

July 2001 will be heralded as the month 12 Clicks goes bankrupt! (Okay maybe August 2001. Okay...definitely by Arbor Day 2002 you will go bankrupt. Probably)

12clicks · 07-07-2001, 10:11 AM

ahha! moosecock, you act like you have an oriental accent just to trick me! your arbor day referance is a dead give away that you are really Canadien!
Your ruse is over!

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 10:17 AM

You don't adress me 12 plicks!

I sign up with SweetJimmyBucks! I make big money!

SweetJimmy make you his bitch! He show you!

Jimmy, why you not open your own program? I can lend you $42.00 if you need it.

Me and SweetJImmy are compadres!

12clicks · 07-07-2001, 10:25 AM

uh, I frink you wanna pwartner riff labret instead of sweettimmy. Labret am bigtime operator. ask him, he tell you himself.
hahaha

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 10:42 AM

12 wimps I no have time for you any more!

I hear roumer you have big screen TV with hole in it!

I even hear that you no even have a waverunner! All internet big shots have waverunner! You must be a failure! HAHAHA!

Me and SweetJimmy rock the internet!

Okay, enough shenanigans for today. I must go poolside.

sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 10:46 AM

Ron are you gonna play golf today? Can I carry your clubs?

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

12clicks · 07-07-2001, 10:48 AM

yeah, I'm heading out for a little golf. we'll pick this up agan mooseboy.

sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 10:51 AM

Ron you and your friend were gonna pay me back for the golf cart last time, you still owe me 42 bucks.

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

12clicks · 07-07-2001, 01:42 PM

psycho, how in the world do we owe you money?

CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetjimmy:
GIVE ME MY 42 BUCKS YOU THIEVING MOTHERFUCKER

ROFL!!!!!!!!

I wondered how long it would be for that line to spring forth. Thanks for the laugh guys, nearly barfed up a lung.

Moosecock --

I predict that your predictions will fail

12clitz --
Moosecock MUST be Canadian, because no Asian has a moosecock. It's umpossible!

I think I'll order about $42 bucks worth of chinese food tonight, I'm craving a little moose goo gai pan.

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12clicks · 07-07-2001, 01:52 PM

CD, one of my nieghbors is promising strip steaks for dinner and another is promising good wine the rest of the night. Looks like
I'll be out of touch till tomorrow.
Will you take over slapping these jokers for me until then?

sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 03:22 PM

Strip Steaks? Can I have one?

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 03:23 PM

C'mon 12 clicks its my birthday...you could at least let me chew on the bones.

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

MooseCock · 07-07-2001, 04:00 PM

HooHoo! You tell him Jimmy!

You put him in his place! His scam is exposed!

Go Jimmy, go Jimmy, it's your birthday, go Jimmy!

12 Clicks has neighbors? You mean someone pulled up a new trailer? HaHa! We all laugh at 12 clicks!!! You mooch your hamburger helper from your new neighbor! Better tell him to count the silverware after dinner!!!

All the webmasters in Turkmenistan have big laugh at 12 clicks! HaHa!

Jimmy, when you coming out with SweetJimmy clicks? I have GOOOOOOOOD traffic to send you! I send you both my signups every month! We show 12 clicks who boss! He will be groveling soon. Any day now he will go bankrupt. Any day now......

I have to go now, the fryolator is beeping.

wolfshade · 07-07-2001, 04:37 PM

A challenge I"m sure Jimmy is prepared to take on:

Name one, just one webmaster that did not get paid by 12clicks and did not break the terms

Wolfshade

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sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 05:39 PM

What do you mean? Everyone gets paid when they use Mojosearch!

GO GO MOJO!!!!

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[Labret] · 07-07-2001, 07:16 PM

Quote:

I've always been here, I'll always be here. You're a couple of thieves, spinning a different story won't change that. The people here are too smart for that. They've seen hundreds of your kind challenge me and turn out to be theives.?

Luckily enough I have never joined one of your shitty programs. You can come on here and spew your shit to newbies all damn day long it still doesnt cover up the fact that your a fucking douche bag thieving sack of shit.

Quote:

Please continue your sideshow, I enjoy it and obviously everyone else does too.
oh, and larett, if you're going to brag about your income, use your big boy voice and make sure its worth bragging about.
If I told my wife I made a half mil last year she'd ask if things were bad enough for her to go back to work. hahahaha
And as for being chased off the boards, which boards would they be?

Like I said... so your a good thief. Your proud of that? At least I made my money honestly.

Half a mill goes a very long way when your 25, single, and not a fat sack of bloated shit like yourself. Do I really need to make more? No.

All the money in the world wont help you, whether you made 100 or 100 million, your still a fucking sack of shit. Besides, whats your wife going to do with those sacks of nickels she gets from sucking cock on Main?

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 07-07-2001).]

CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 08:01 PM

12clucks --

Let us pray the strip steaks are from the male neighbor, and the wine is from the barbie twins that live with their look-a-like bisexual mom 2 doors down from you. Let me know your survival technique.

MOOOOOOSE-KACK --

You said "All the webmasters in Turkmenistan have big laugh at 12 clicks! HaHa!"

You mean all three of you?

I hear tell they still do wonderful things to thieves in those Turkmenish prizons. What is it you're NOT supposed to bend over for in there? I'm sure they provide no soap, so.... ?

Lab-rat --

"....it still doesnt cover up the fact that your a fucking douche bag thieving sack of shit."

That can't possibly be penis envy, so it must be bank account envy...? I'm just tossing a grenade in the dark here

Crap, I'm getting tired, I just wolfed down two Prime Turkey breast steaks, barbecued with extra spicey bbq sauce of course --- with fava beans, and a nice chardonnay

Tomorrow night is liver night... I may have someone ovah....for dinnah.
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Susan · 07-07-2001, 08:11 PM

I bet some of you guys wish you had sat closer to the front at school LOL.

CD .. Liver = YUK

Stupid Spice

[Labret] · 07-07-2001, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:

That can't possibly be penis envy, so it must be bank account envy...? I'm just tossing a grenade in the dark here

Have you ever even seen Ron? "Ron" and "Envy" dont even belong in the same sentence. There is nothing to envy about Ron.

I make more than you, does that mean you have bank account envy? Probably not. Feck yourself.

[Labret] · 07-07-2001, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Susan:
I bet some of you guys wish you had sat closer to the front at school LOL.

CD .. Liver = YUK

Stupid Spice

Judging from my last trip to the UK, I bet you wish more dental schools.

CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 09:25 PM

Hey Stupid spice, wanna come ovah fo dinnah? Muhahaahaaa I'll feed his....uh, I mean the liver to my dog sully (he eats just about anything), and I'll "Q" us up some nice juicy......whatever you wants. I'll make my special extra-creamy paralyzers for you all evening too, followed by a night of unbridled passion that you won't remember after you recover from the near-coma-like hangover you'll have for the next 3 days.

Damn I'm beat, totally beat. Time for CD to get his liver eatin ass to bed. Nite all. Nite Tam. G'nite Lightning. G'nite Snow. G'nite April Kournikova. G'nite 12clocks. G'nite MOOOOOSE-KACK

G'nite tit, red, redshoe, rrrred, Lens, Bone, Prone, 4, life, Dank, Dunk, Donk, Dork, Backoff, Whizzdum, Soul_rumple, Slick, Ammo, Ohno, ohmy, Ohboy, Ohshit, Exxxotica, xcom, xpit, Meni, manny, money, mojo, and.....and...... and..... jeez, if I have to do this every nite, I'm a dead man. This is one big massive happy fucking family. Can you imagine all of us around the turkey-table at Christmas? Owtch! That would be fugging hilariousness.

Lastly.....Goodnight Jenna

(would it be okay if I wrote an erotic fantasy short story about her?) hmmmmm.....
___________
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CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
I make more than you, does that mean you have bank account envy? Probably not. Feck yourself.

Hmmm, quite sure about that are ya? Well, in that case, that leaves only penis envy between us. I wonder which of us get's the short end of that stick?

"Feck" myself? Provide detailed instructions on fecking oneself please (with diagrams if possible)

Hmmm, no entry in the English dictionary for "feck"... closest derivative is "fec"...

Main Entry: fec
Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Latin fecit
he made it

I can live with that

Thanks. Oh, and Labrat, quite getting your quibbler in a snitz, I'm sensing the vein in your forehead is about to burst here. Relax, this biz is supposed to be about fun and helping each other out. I've been "fecked" over by sponsors a few times in my day too buddrow, but the difference between you and me seems to be that I move foreward and get over it better than you. No worries, I'll whip up a diagram on how to do that for ya, and you and me can swap em. You teach me how to best "feck" myself, and I'll teach you to play nicer in the sandbox.

Deal?

Now, you can either see how foolish this whole pissmatch is, be big about it, move on and make nice, or you can come back here and flex your measely half-million in my face. Hell, Jenna just lit up someone's smoke with more cash than that, then tossed the whole bundle in the fire

What's it gonna B dewd?
(is it just me or did you and I have a go-round about the almighty dollar a few months back? -- deja-you?)
___________
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Makaveli · 07-07-2001, 10:19 PM

Damn.. Ya'll sound like some God Damn Girls..

Jimmy 42 bucks? Come on man.. Fuck his ear and get it over with...

magnatique · 07-07-2001, 10:57 PM

12clicks, it's written CANADIAN, not CANADIEN you yank!

but I agree with you, canada sux

thank god I'm in Quebec

[Labret] · 07-07-2001, 11:11 PM

Shhh.... I am trying to win Sweet Jimmy a DVD player cause I know he cant buy one with food stamps.

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
[b] Hmmm, quite sure about that are ya? Well, in that case, that leaves only penis envy between us. I wonder which of us get's the short end of that stick?

"Feck" myself? Provide detailed instructions on fecking oneself please (with diagrams if possible)

Hmmm, no entry in the English dictionary for "feck"... closest derivative is "fec"...

Main Entry: fec
Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Latin fecit
he made it

B]

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 07-07-2001).]

mischief · 07-07-2001, 11:21 PM

yeah Mag, Canada sux, thank God I live in
Alberta.

wiZd0m · 07-08-2001, 12:06 AM

Magnatique, stop it, we all know your live in Verdun!

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sweetjimmy · 07-08-2001, 09:00 AM

You sillies!

magnatique · 07-08-2001, 10:51 AM

mischief, I agree, alberta is another nice place to live in

god damn I just loved jasper... best town I went to

ceasar · 07-08-2001, 11:27 AM

you rock on

07-06-2001, 07:10 PM	#54
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	CD Smith = ...... well, CD actually By the way, Sweet Jimmy's "prison bitch" name is Turd Knocker Bonephone's PB name is "Sweet Cheeks" Damn this if fun, now if someone could only say something really inflammatory to lure hisclicks back here for some more shplatterpunkt-beer-enshtinken-hose-enfarrten Kimmykim, you've got mail (in about 5 minutes from now) (it's now 9pm CST) <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

07-06-2001, 07:54 PM	#59
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Jimmy, don't feel bad about your prison bitch name "turd knocker", I just plugged in Jenna Jameson's name and she got "turd tamper" LOL You is in good comp'ny. Anyone can get theirs here: <a href="http://members.home.net/cdsmodels/prisonbitch.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">GeT yOuR PriSoN bITcH NaME HerE</font></a> Jeez, I'm a little brat with a new toy. In fact, kids with new toys usually got beaten up way back when, from what I remember. IN FACT, if I were to go back in time to my days as a young CD and met myself, I'd beat me up good. You know that I would. <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

07-06-2001, 08:00 PM	#60
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Kimmykim -- Not a thing? That is eerie, very very....eerie. Please, if you ever do hear anything, let me know, and by all means let them know that they aren't forgotten. On to other matters -- A "SweetJimmy" is a harlem pimpmeister whut dresses in da shit furs an bell-bottom dirt-draggers and keeps thuh hoes high an in line. Some suspect that Sweet Jimmy is actually a Canucklehead like myself, but that's....impossible. Tell her SW!! <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

07-07-2001, 04:16 AM	#64
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Thanks Kimmykim, I will. And just remember, when you're out on the green trying to concentrate on making that winning birdy putt.... ....your prison-bitch name is "Sweet cheeks" I used Kimmy + Kim, so enter your real name to see a different one for you. But from what I've heard so far, "sweet cheeks" fits you pretty good. (Honestly, I've heard nothing short of rave reviews about you) Concentrate on putting..... sweet cheeks........ concentrate........ sweeeeet...... putting........... cheeeeeksssss...... concentra......... Sweeeeet cheeeeeeeksssss............. muhahaaa <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

07-07-2001, 08:01 PM	#87
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	12clucks -- Let us pray the strip steaks are from the male neighbor, and the wine is from the barbie twins that live with their look-a-like bisexual mom 2 doors down from you. Let me know your survival technique. MOOOOOOSE-KACK -- You said "All the webmasters in Turkmenistan have big laugh at 12 clicks! HaHa!" You mean all three of you? I hear tell they still do wonderful things to thieves in those Turkmenish prizons. What is it you're NOT supposed to bend over for in there? I'm sure they provide no soap, so.... ? Lab-rat -- "....it still doesnt cover up the fact that your a fucking douche bag thieving sack of shit." That can't possibly be penis envy, so it must be bank account envy...? I'm just tossing a grenade in the dark here Crap, I'm getting tired, I just wolfed down two Prime Turkey breast steaks, barbecued with extra spicey bbq sauce of course --- with fava beans, and a nice chardonnay Tomorrow night is liver night... I may have someone ovah....for dinnah. <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

07-06-2001, 05:54 PM	#51
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Sweet Jimmy = Dank

07-06-2001, 06:48 PM	#53
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	A real bad joke. Jimmy has gone fucking nuts.

07-06-2001, 07:21 PM	#55
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	sweetjimmy and Labret. I feel your pains. 12clicks has yearned for the release from the labyrinth of his past. You see, scars are souvenirs you never loose. The past is never far. He can try to repress it. He can try to hold it back. He can even try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow stronger and stronger like a malignant cancer that can't be satiated. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. ------------------ Quoth the Raven, nevermore. Leader of the Raven's Nation.

07-06-2001, 07:40 PM	#56
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Sam I am. I love green eggs and ham. [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-06-2001, 07:42 PM	#57
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	I can eat it in can. I can eat it with a man [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-06-2001, 07:54 PM	#58
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	How odd CD, I was just going to tell you the mail didn't get here and then it did while I was typing (thus insuring I had to erase what I typed and start all over!!!!! ) Not a thing CD -- now on to other matters -- wtf is a sweetjimmy anyway? the only sweets I know other than the content producers and all around fun guys are the gay ones called sweet.....

07-06-2001, 08:37 PM	#61
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	thats impossible

07-06-2001, 11:18 PM	#63
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	will do CD, I'm outta here to play golf for the weekend but if you'll remind me next week early on, I'll give em a call

07-07-2001, 06:08 AM	#65
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	sweettimmy & larett, don't you boys get tired of beating your head against a wall? I've always been here, I'll always be here. You're a couple of thieves, spinning a different story won't change that. The people here are too smart for that. They've seen hundreds of your kind challenge me and turn out to be theives. Please continue your sideshow, I enjoy it and obviously everyone else does too. oh, and larett, if you're going to brag about your income, use your big boy voice and make sure its worth bragging about. If I told my wife I made a half mil last year she'd ask if things were bad enough for her to go back to work. hahahaha And as for being chased off the boards, which boards would they be?

07-07-2001, 08:13 AM	#66
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	I wish I was a hero, like Ponch from C.H.I.P.S [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 09:50 AM	#67
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	Ya! You my hero Jimmy! You tell 12 shits off! Ya! I tell 12 shits the same thing! His stupid mainstream program will fail miserable!! I told him in August 1999. I told him in September 1999 I told him in October 1999 I told him in November 1999 Then he open new program in November 1999 and I tell him that fail too! I told him they both fail in December 1999 I told him again they would fail in January 2000. He open 3rd program in February 2000 and I tell him it fail! I tell him it will fail soon in March 2000 I tell him all 3 prgrams fail in April 2000. He open another stupid program in May 2000, I tell him failure is just around corner! I looked for him to go bankrupt in June 2000. In July 2000 I tell everyone to get ready to laugh ar 12 shits going out of business! In August 2000 I sure he going down. In September 2000 I tell him he a failure! In October 2000 I look daily to read of his failure! In November 2000 12 cricks open another mainstream program! I predict failure in 30 days. I predict failure again in December 2000 through May 2001! He open TextLinks.com in June 2001! It will fail! I'm sure!!!! 12 shits search engine is 155 most visited site on the net on Media Metrix! HE WILL FAIL SOON AND I WILL LAUGH!!!!! You tell him Jimmy. You are the successful and smart one! 12 shits is not worthy to lick you boots! HE WILL FAIL! Any day now....any day........

07-07-2001, 09:52 AM	#68
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	Hmm.....MooseCock have lots of free time apparently.

07-07-2001, 09:56 AM	#69
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	me must meet this moosecock, savy?

07-07-2001, 10:02 AM	#70
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	Fruck you 12 shits! Me and Jimmy uncover the giant ruse that you perpetrate in order to bamboozle Jimmy's $42.00! All the programs, traffic, employees, the office building, everything is just a elaborate set-up so you can con Jimmy out of his $42.00! Well now the jig is up Mr. 12 shits! You have been exposed! Me and Jimmy will take our massive TGP traffic and rule the net! July 2001 will be heralded as the month 12 Clicks goes bankrupt! (Okay maybe August 2001. Okay...definitely by Arbor Day 2002 you will go bankrupt. Probably)

07-07-2001, 10:11 AM	#71
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	ahha! moosecock, you act like you have an oriental accent just to trick me! your arbor day referance is a dead give away that you are really Canadien! Your ruse is over!

07-07-2001, 10:17 AM	#72
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	You don't adress me 12 plicks! I sign up with SweetJimmyBucks! I make big money! SweetJimmy make you his bitch! He show you! Jimmy, why you not open your own program? I can lend you $42.00 if you need it. Me and SweetJImmy are compadres!

07-07-2001, 10:25 AM	#73
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	uh, I frink you wanna pwartner riff labret instead of sweettimmy. Labret am bigtime operator. ask him, he tell you himself. hahaha

07-07-2001, 10:42 AM	#74
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	12 wimps I no have time for you any more! I hear roumer you have big screen TV with hole in it! I even hear that you no even have a waverunner! All internet big shots have waverunner! You must be a failure! HAHAHA! Me and SweetJimmy rock the internet! Okay, enough shenanigans for today. I must go poolside.

07-07-2001, 10:46 AM	#75
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Ron are you gonna play golf today? Can I carry your clubs? [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 10:48 AM	#76
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	yeah, I'm heading out for a little golf. we'll pick this up agan mooseboy.

07-07-2001, 10:51 AM	#77
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Ron you and your friend were gonna pay me back for the golf cart last time, you still owe me 42 bucks. [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 01:42 PM	#78
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	psycho, how in the world do we owe you money?

07-07-2001, 01:52 PM	#80
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	CD, one of my nieghbors is promising strip steaks for dinner and another is promising good wine the rest of the night. Looks like I'll be out of touch till tomorrow. Will you take over slapping these jokers for me until then?

07-07-2001, 03:22 PM	#81
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Strip Steaks? Can I have one? [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 03:23 PM	#82
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	C'mon 12 clicks its my birthday...you could at least let me chew on the bones. [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 04:00 PM	#83
MooseCock Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15	HooHoo! You tell him Jimmy! You put him in his place! His scam is exposed! Go Jimmy, go Jimmy, it's your birthday, go Jimmy! 12 Clicks has neighbors? You mean someone pulled up a new trailer? HaHa! We all laugh at 12 clicks!!! You mooch your hamburger helper from your new neighbor! Better tell him to count the silverware after dinner!!! All the webmasters in Turkmenistan have big laugh at 12 clicks! HaHa! Jimmy, when you coming out with SweetJimmy clicks? I have GOOOOOOOOD traffic to send you! I send you both my signups every month! We show 12 clicks who boss! He will be groveling soon. Any day now he will go bankrupt. Any day now...... I have to go now, the fryolator is beeping.

07-07-2001, 04:37 PM	#84
wolfshade Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The right place Posts: 847	A challenge I"m sure Jimmy is prepared to take on: Name one, just one webmaster that did not get paid by 12clicks and did not break the terms Wolfshade ------------------ Get paid per minute! Dialerclopedia

07-07-2001, 05:39 PM	#85
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	What do you mean? Everyone gets paid when they use Mojosearch! GO GO MOJO!!!! [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 07-07-2001).]

07-07-2001, 08:11 PM	#88
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	I bet some of you guys wish you had sat closer to the front at school LOL. CD .. Liver = YUK Stupid Spice

07-07-2001, 09:25 PM	#91
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hey Stupid spice, wanna come ovah fo dinnah? Muhahaahaaa I'll feed his....uh, I mean the liver to my dog sully (he eats just about anything), and I'll "Q" us up some nice juicy......whatever you wants. I'll make my special extra-creamy paralyzers for you all evening too, followed by a night of unbridled passion that you won't remember after you recover from the near-coma-like hangover you'll have for the next 3 days. Damn I'm beat, totally beat. Time for CD to get his liver eatin ass to bed. Nite all. Nite Tam. G'nite Lightning. G'nite Snow. G'nite April Kournikova. G'nite 12clocks. G'nite MOOOOOSE-KACK G'nite tit, red, redshoe, rrrred, Lens, Bone, Prone, 4, life, Dank, Dunk, Donk, Dork, Backoff, Whizzdum, Soul_rumple, Slick, Ammo, Ohno, ohmy, Ohboy, Ohshit, Exxxotica, xcom, xpit, Meni, manny, money, mojo, and.....and...... and..... jeez, if I have to do this every nite, I'm a dead man. This is one big massive happy fucking family. Can you imagine all of us around the turkey-table at Christmas? Owtch! That would be fugging hilariousness. Lastly.....Goodnight Jenna (would it be okay if I wrote an erotic fantasy short story about her?) hmmmmm..... <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>