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ASK A RABBI · 09-05-2004, 03:53 PM

oy vey, yous are a bunch of funny funny people. i am getting my feet wet in this here business and i wish to become an actor.

by the day i am a rabbi and i own a bagel shop on 32st

Marcus Aurelius · 09-05-2004, 03:54 PM

dear god not another one.

stevecore · 09-05-2004, 03:54 PM

lame.

Ask A Cracka · 09-05-2004, 03:55 PM

please leave , only pure bloods are allowed here

Loryn · 09-05-2004, 03:55 PM

Holy Fuck!!!

MrJackMeHoff · 09-05-2004, 03:55 PM

FUCK YOU MASHUGANA (sp?)

ASK A RABBI · 09-05-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Ask A Cracka
please leave , only pure bloods are allowed here

i am a pure blood, pure blood of abraham

alexg · 09-05-2004, 03:56 PM

omg, i'm laughing so hard right now

AaronM · 09-05-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by alexg

omg, i'm laughing so hard right now

You and me both.

Too fucken funny!

Ask A Cracka · 09-05-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ASK A RABBI
i am a pure blood, pure blood of abraham

no you are not!!!!!!!!!

please leave or the brotherhood will come after you

alexg · 09-05-2004, 04:00 PM

come on, who's fake nick is it?

is that you aaronm?

anyhow, lens, mods, please don't ban those fake nicks..
some of them are just too funny

or as the Rabbi would probably confirm, they are fulfilling the mizvah of being happy...

Juicy D. Links · 09-05-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Holy Fuck!!!

loll

Juicy D. Links · 09-05-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by alexg
come on, who's fake nick is it?

is that you aaronm?

anyhow, lens, mods, please don't ban those fake nicks..
some of them are just too funny

or as the Rabbi would probably confirm, they are fulfilling the mizvah of being happy...

see these fake nicks are just for entertainment i dont mind em , its the fake nicks that attack people that i hate these ones are too funny

directfiesta · 09-05-2004, 04:02 PM

Here to you Rabbi

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car.
His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."

ASK A RABBI · 09-05-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by directfiesta
Here to you Rabbi

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car.
His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."

this is truly a funny joke.

i however drive a lincoln continental

alexg · 09-05-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
see these fake nicks are just for entertainment i dont mind em , its the fake nicks that attack people that i hate these ones are too funny

yeah that's what I'm talking about

this is pure entertainment

alexg · 09-05-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by directfiesta
Here to you Rabbi

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car.
His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."

nice one

Shoehorn! · 09-05-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by ASK A RABBI
oy vey, yous are a bunch of funny funny people. i am getting my feet wet in this here business and i wish to become an actor.

by the day i am a rabbi and i own a bagel shop on 32st

MrIzzz · 09-05-2004, 04:16 PM

my sides hurt from laughing

pure energy · 09-05-2004, 08:13 PM

Wecome here at GFY. Send us a bagel dude!

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