My OFFICIAL resume for Wendy's Manager's consideration.

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #1

    My OFFICIAL resume for Wendy's Manager's consideration.

    As you can see...I am clearly a qualified candidate for your company.

  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2

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    • alexg
      IL4L.com
      • Aug 2003
      • 11287

      #3


      you're just a customer, that doesn't make you a candidate

      Find fuck buddies in your area!

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      • thumbsUP
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 347

        #4
        I could see AaronM deep frying someone who pissed him off if he was in that hahahahahahahahahahathumbsup
        (sig spot) Insert witty/smartass comment or obscure reference to something no one gives a shit about here. You might also choose to promote some program you claim to work for and that pays you fat cash, or cheddar, or whatever it is you wiggers call it these days.

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          I think you would be better at In and Out myself

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          • Wendys Manager
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 481

            #6
            the bag lacks the greasestains and ketchup fingerprints that a qualified candidate would have covered it with.


            at this time we are no longer accepting applications. we are going through our list of bellyflop contestants first before we consider anyone else
            I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              I think you would be better at In and Out myself

              Leave my sex life out of this.

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46923

                #8
                Originally posted by Wendys Manager
                the bag lacks the greasestains and ketchup fingerprints that a qualified candidate would have covered it with.


                at this time we are no longer accepting applications. we are going through our list of bellyflop contestants first before we consider anyone else
                Bastard. I'm calling the EEOC.

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                • GiantGnome
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4344

                  #9
                  That fancy bling bling on your wrist must be a timex if youre applying at Wendys.
                  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                  • IPK
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4209

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GiantGnome
                    That fancy bling bling on your wrist must be a timex if youre applying at Wendys.
                    It's an ancient egyptian replica bracelet.
                    DomainerResource.com
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                    • slapass
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 14625

                      #11
                      I want your life. You have nothing better to do then hang out and think this stuff up.

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slapass
                        I want your life. You have nothing better to do then hang out and think this stuff up.
                        Believe it or not...I'm working at the same time.

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