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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562
    #1

    Lorenzo Lamas is apparently a huge dickhead

    lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....and failure and stuck up prick...LOL

    why is it always the failures that act so selfish and like they are the be all end all?

    this from www.mikesouth.com

    It was funny really. We were shooting at Dragon Con here in Atlanta all of this weekend. It was a field segement for a show that will be aired on network television. As luck would have it the Producer/Director of the Segment lived in Florida, West Palm to be exact and his flight up here was cancelled. He couldn't make the drive in time and Dragon Con wasn't going to be rescheduled, so now, lil ole me, the Field Producer of the segment, becomes the Producer/Director. Now Dragon Con is a big show, bringing in 30,000 or so attendees from all over the world. They also bring in some "celebrities" to sign autographs. One of my tasks was to get as many celebrities as we could on camera. There were only a few who were recognizeable to me June Lockhart, Lorenzo Lamas, Dr Demento, Margot Kidder and David Carradine.

    Carradine never showed, June Lockhart had contractual obligations preventing her from appearing on camera. All of them were nice though...Except Lorenzo Lamas. The overblown ego was a complete prick and he wasn't any nicer to the fans who wanted his autograph. Of course you probably recognize the name like I did but stop and think about it a second...what was he actually IN?

    I went to IMDB and found out that almost everything he was in was a dismal failure. He directed a few movies that were even more lackluster than his washed up career. This is a guy who desperately needs any publicity he can get yet he acts like he is superior to those who ultimately pay his bills? No wonder he can't even get a gig on Hollywood Squares...Now he is just a no talent has been who doesn't even have any looks anymore. Welcome to your well deserved exile you fucking prick.....
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    • tgpmakers
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 575
      #2
      Originally posted by JaceXXX
      lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....and failure and stuck up prick...LOL

      why is it always the failures that act so selfish and like they are the be all end all?

      this from www.mikesouth.com
      WHO?
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        • Manowar
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          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3

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            • detoxed
              vip member
              • Jan 2003
              • 17798
              #4
              Renegade was badass

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                • Sly_RJ
                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 17042
                  #5
                  He's bitter because he could never quite get past the ceiling of failure.
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                    • hova
                      Traffillionaire
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22430
                      #6
                      Originally posted by detoxed
                      Renegade was badass
                      It sure was!

                      Lorenzo was one of the coolest mofos ever, just like Mc Gyver
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                        • thumbsUP
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                          • May 2004
                          • 347
                          #7
                          Ah come on now where is Lorenzo Lamas?
                          doesnt he have anything to say about his attitude at dragon con? come on you washed up wanna be celeb?
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                            • Alltopnotch
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                              • May 2004
                              • 2845
                              #8
                              that fools gay...
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                                • candyflip
                                  Carpe Visio
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43069
                                  #9
                                  This wasn't evident in his posts here?

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                                    • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 163
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                      lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....
                                      Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

                                      Just a little tip for you, from me to you.

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                                        • pornstar2pac
                                          Omaha Hi/Lo
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 17380
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                          Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

                                          Just a little tip for you, from me to you.

                                          They need a new celeb for Celebrity Poker on Bravo. are you game?
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                                            • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 163
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                                              They need a new celeb for Celebrity Poker on Bravo. are you game?
                                              Thanks, but no.

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                                                • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 163
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                  this from www.mikesouth.com

                                                  ...and you guys are busting on my site?!

                                                  Also, I don't see anything there about me.

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                                                    • Alltopnotch
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 2845
                                                      #14
                                                      /\ you're gay... :P
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                                                        • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 163
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Alltopnotch
                                                          /\ you're gay... :P
                                                          You call me gay and you probably have the gayest 'webmaster site' of any I have seen on here.

                                                          http://www.alltopnotch.com/webmasters.htm

                                                          (you are gay)

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                                                            • Alltopnotch
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 2845
                                                              #16
                                                              /\ how is that gay? lol...i've gotten referrals from that "gay" site...
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                                                                • KDizzla
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 1795
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Hes a fucking flamer.
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                                                                    • Honeyslut
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 6436
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Oh damn.

                                                                      I thought the thread title said Lorenzo Lamas has a huge dick !


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                                                                        • BradM
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                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3397
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Lorenzo.. man if this was really you, you'd want to have dinner with BradM.
                                                                          But you're a fake nick, sadly.

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                                                                            • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 163
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BradM
                                                                              Lorenzo.. man if this was really you, you'd want to have dinner with BradM.
                                                                              Sorry, I am getting married to yet another Playboy Playmate. I am not into guys.

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                                                                                • born4porn
                                                                                  FUKM ALL!
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 38781
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by detoxed
                                                                                  Renegade was badass
                                                                                  I used to watch it all the time!

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                                                                                    • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 163
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by born4porn
                                                                                      I used to watch it all the time!
                                                                                      Thanks guys, I appreciate that.

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                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 133986
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Anybody who believes this is the real Lorenzo needs more help then this character trying to act like him.

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                                                                                            • jwerd
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 1953
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Lorenzo, how much money do you make now? What is your take? Obviously you show a lack of funds due to your frontpage generated site. ROFL.
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                                                                                                • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 163
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by lamerhooD
                                                                                                  Lorenzo, how much money do you make now? What is your take? Obviously you show a lack of funds due to your frontpage generated site. ROFL.
                                                                                                  What did you use to design you site?

                                                                                                  http://www.sadsoft.com

                                                                                                  At least I don't have seriously distorted images on my site.

                                                                                                  Lamerhood. I can pretty much guess how you came up with that clever name. You are a lamer and you live in the hood?

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                                                                                                    • SpikeHeel
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 1531
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by hova
                                                                                                      It sure was!

                                                                                                      Lorenzo was one of the coolest mofos ever, just like Mc Gyver
                                                                                                      ..not only like Mc Gyver. he's also like night rider!

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                                                                                                        • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                          • 163
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by SpikeHeel
                                                                                                          ..not only like Mc Gyver. he's also like night rider!
                                                                                                          I'd have to agree.



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                                                                                                            • TonyL
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 900
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Trust me, even Lorenzo Lamas has better things to do than monitor GFY.... You guys need to get outside more. This is a simple board character.

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                                                                                                                • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                  • 163
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TonyL
                                                                                                                  Trust me, even Lorenzo Lamas has better things to do than monitor GFY.... You guys need to get outside more. This is a simple board character.
                                                                                                                  The more of you kids that whine similar phrases are just get talked over by people that know better. After all, is it really that threatening to your own pathetic existance to even concieve that I could just possibly be the real deal?

                                                                                                                  Psst! - I already have proven repeatedly that I am for real. Read the thread linked below my picture.

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                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                      Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

                                                                                                                      Just a little tip for you, from me to you.
                                                                                                                      haha, is THAT the only argument you have for being a washed up hack? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                                                                                                      dude, i make more before noon each day than you make on your latest guest appearance on Sheena....go back to the sewer you usless piece of flesh, hollywood already asked you to leave once in the way of no work...get a clue

                                                                                                                      maybe you can be on the next season of surreal life you loser

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                                                                                                                        • Jace
                                                                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 35562
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                          ...and you guys are busting on my site?!

                                                                                                                          Also, I don't see anything there about me.
                                                                                                                          that site makes more on a monthly basis than your whole career....

                                                                                                                          there is a whole paragraph right on top you moron...and this thread has it quoted

                                                                                                                          you really are an idiot, i see why you flunked out of hollywood and ended up on a PORN webmaster forum....last resort huh?

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                                                                                                                            • Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 42
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                                                              that site makes more on a monthly basis than your whole career....

                                                                                                                              there is a whole paragraph right on top you moron...and this thread has it quoted

                                                                                                                              you really are an idiot, i see why you flunked out of hollywood and ended up on a PORN webmaster forum....last resort huh?
                                                                                                                              I thought you said he was a fake

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                                                                                                                                • TurboAngel
                                                                                                                                  H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 30122
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                                  I thought you said he was a fake
                                                                                                                                  I know you're a fake!


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                                                                                                                                    • Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 42
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                                                                      I know you're a fake!


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                                                                                                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                                                                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 30122
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass


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                                                                                                                                            • escorpio
                                                                                                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 23487
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I don't know who the fuck Lorenzo Lamas is or whether or not he's a board character but these threads are funny as hell.
                                                                                                                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                                                                                                • Jace
                                                                                                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                                                  I thought you said he was a fake
                                                                                                                                                  he is, i just have to stroke his ego

                                                                                                                                                  i heard david hassellhoff is coming soon to stick up for him
                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by Jace; 09-06-2004, 09:21 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 163
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                                                                                      he is, i just have to stroke his ego

                                                                                                                                                      i heard david hassellhoff is coming soon to stick up for him

                                                                                                                                                      The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

                                                                                                                                                      Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

                                                                                                                                                      I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Lorenzo_Lameass
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 42
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                                                          The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

                                                                                                                                                          Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

                                                                                                                                                          I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.
                                                                                                                                                          Yes, my ass is still hurtin from your love jammin !

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                                                                                                                                                            • Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 42
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                                                              The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

                                                                                                                                                              Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

                                                                                                                                                              I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.
                                                                                                                                                              very interesting

                                                                                                                                                              correcting spelling just like the Grammar Police

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                                                                                                                                                                • xclusive
                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 35218
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  renegade did kick a lot off ass...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Steve
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 6894
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Why no love for Lorenzo? Between him and Dean Cain, you have about 1/2 the of the action dvd's available for rent at Hollywood Video. If you get TMC/Cinemax then you have had to have watched a bunch of his flicks.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Lorenzo_Lameass
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43

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                                                                                                                                                                            • scardog
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Lorenzo,

                                                                                                                                                                              You recently (within the last 18 months to a year ) starred in a horror movie by a director name David ________ , The movie
                                                                                                                                                                              is titled ______ ____ 2 .

                                                                                                                                                                              Can you fill in the blanks?
                                                                                                                                                                              Last edited by scardog; 09-06-2004, 11:21 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • DavidHasselhoff
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  leave my friend lorenzo alone!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                  he means no harm, he is just bored and out of work so he comes to these forum chat places and looks sort of dumb every once and a while

                                                                                                                                                                                  has everyone seen my flabby man boobs bounce when I run in slow motion on baywatch?
                                                                                                                                                                                  leave my friend lorenzo alone

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                                                                                      The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.
                                                                                                                                                                                      rofl, is this me jammed up? haha

                                                                                                                                                                                      and of course I am stroking myself, don't we all when we talk to such a sexy board trolll

                                                                                                                                                                                      oh god, i think i am gunna cum...

                                                                                                                                                                                      OH GOD.............!

                                                                                                                                                                                      HOLY SHIT THAT FELT GOOD

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Lorenzo_Lameass
                                                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 42
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DavidHasselhoff
                                                                                                                                                                                          leave my friend lorenzo alone!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                          he means no harm, he is just bored and out of work so he comes to these forum chat places and looks sort of dumb every once and a while

                                                                                                                                                                                          has everyone seen my flabby man boobs bounce when I run in slow motion on baywatch?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Centurion
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
                                                                                                                                                                                              The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.
                                                                                                                                                                                              How many wives have you had?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • graphicsbytia
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  actually I think the character is brilliant.. look how long that other thread lasted and it's still going..

                                                                                                                                                                                                  wtg whoever you are ;)

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