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Carol@Pixipay 09-05-2004 09:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by wyldblyss
For the life of me I can't figure out why us women would lie to you poor kind souls. I am sure it has nothing to do with:

Bob: Hot chick if she wasn't flat as a board.
Rick: Ewww did you see her ass in those jeans?
Bill: There is something fucked up with her eyes you can barely see them.
Mark: That ain't no chick, she looks like my brother!
John: WTF is up with her hair? She should let it grow.
George: Yuk, I hate brunettes, it is blonde all the way for me.

So we wear wonderbras or get implants put on make-up, go blonde, add extensions and wear jeans to fill out our ass. What do we get?
Fuck man, she is so FAKE

Yet, ya'll are sittin there in jogging pants that are busting at the seams cause ya "put on a couple pounds", looking in the mirror thinking ya are hot stuff with your unibrow and that fashionable "shaved my head cause i'm going bald" look and that "rough and tough complexion" (acne scars) complaining about us while you fiddle with your 4 inch penis.

I tell ya, girls can't win.

P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!
Touche'!

jennym 09-05-2004 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by wyldblyss
P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!
Ain't that the fuckin' truth! :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 09-05-2004 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

http://www.mandyxxx.com/wonderbra.jpg

i would like to take a moment and thank the good lord for providing you and all of us with those amazing ya-yas:thumbsup

amen:Graucho

Daymare 09-05-2004 12:57 PM
Reminds me of Madonna for some reason.

mandyxxx 09-05-2004 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VirtuMike
WOW these wonderbras are AMAZING! Mandy, how much do they shrink when the Wonderbra comes off??? (for scientific purposes...)

Shit EVERY girl should have one of these devices!

And FYI I'd hit it.
For scientific purposes, of course =)

http://www.mandyxxx.com/wonderbra2.jpg

gangbangjoe 09-05-2004 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by juicylinks
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

True trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

GiantGnome 09-05-2004 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mandyxxx
For scientific purposes, of course =)

http://www.mandyxxx.com/wonderbra2.jpg


I for one thank you for your devotion to science!:Graucho :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 09-05-2004 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mandyxxx
For scientific purposes, of course =)

http://www.mandyxxx.com/wonderbra2.jpg

damn im beginning to love science

mandyxxx 09-05-2004 01:32 PM
I even took the pic from the same set... for scientific purposes =)

blackjackandhookers 09-05-2004 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by MrIzzz
why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....

:(


nada.
I think it is more shocking to uncover another secret when you take of the panty of the "woman" and find a dangly little thing hanging between her legs

mary34d 09-05-2004 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mandyxxx
For scientific purposes, of course =)

http://www.mandyxxx.com/wonderbra2.jpg
yes i must study these....damn those are nice mandyxxx

pure energy 09-05-2004 06:06 PM
It's because of fashion.

Nanda 09-05-2004 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by stevecore
chris rock says it best.

Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!
Quote:
Originally posted by Persius
ahhaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

said indeed

false advertising
They already have those out...they have everything for the fake lovers....:1orglaugh

VirtuMike 09-05-2004 09:51 PM
Interesting. My hypothesis seems correct. They appear to be almost identical in size. This leaves me to an alternate hypothesis:


H(0): There is a chemical in the wonderbra that reacts with breast tissue to grow them to massive proportions.

H(a): Either that or the thing just lifts and separates.

DWB 09-05-2004 11:41 PM
i LOVE hanging titties... heavy hangers... whatever you call them, i love 'em. nothing makes me harder than taking of some girls bra and finding out that they were holding in large D cups that drop and hang just perfect.... yummy. :thumbsup

SpikeHeel 09-05-2004 11:45 PM
mandy has nice, supple boobies! even if she has no wonder bra! :thumbsup

mandyxxx 09-06-2004 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SpikeHeel
mandy has nice, supple boobies! even if she has no wonder bra! :thumbsup
Thank you, thank you. Just for that, you get another pic, non wonderbra related =) and spam related.... psst... the affliate program just launched =)

http://www.mandyxxx.com/faria1.jpg

DWB 09-06-2004 12:09 AM
Yes... Mandy has PERFECT tits. I would start a war over tits like that.


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