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Old 07-05-2001, 05:03 PM   #1
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Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

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Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

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Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them

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Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
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Old 07-05-2001, 05:07 PM   #2
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Outstanding!

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Old 07-05-2001, 07:04 PM   #3
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lol good joke!
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Old 07-05-2001, 07:08 PM   #4
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lol, now that picked up my day =)
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Old 02-08-2004, 08:50 AM   #5
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Old 02-08-2004, 08:51 AM   #6
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