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![]() I looked in the mirror and saw that I am overweight!
I know what you are thinking.....But it's true...I swaer to God it's fucking true! |
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
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first part of ridding yourself of the problem is admitting the [problem.
im the same way with drinking and weed. cheers. drink and smoke! ![]()
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can you still see your own dick?
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
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Wow. I just looked in the mirror too and couldn't believe my eyes. Was I hit by a bus?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
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Eat subway
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I need a beer
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Eat smaller portions and exercise
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Fuck if I know. Right now I have my own problems to consider. WTF am I gonna do about this? I know...I'm gonna sit down and come up with a plan....... ...Right after I get back from Taco Bell. ![]() |
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Go an entire day without eating (torture) and after that you shouldn't have as muc hcravings at get full faster
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Bon temps!
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Another thing... the mirror will never show you as bald as the security cam
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So Fucking Banned
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I hate how it creeps up on you.. bam! |
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If u touch it, I will cum
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dont matter if your fat or short or ugly or poor or etc.... so long as you get laid
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I said.. oh yeah.. I know him.. she almost fell over.. LOL |
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
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Thats stupid. You are supposed to eat, malnutrition is worse than being overwieght
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Fuck it dude. I am 330+, I smoke 3 packs a day and I enjoy a little coke every now and again. We all gonna die brotha...
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Do you think that when this guy stands up... The chairs stuck up his ass-crack?
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Yes yes...I'm quite sure of it. In fact, I even have some of them listed under "hotties." Now...Kindly post your picture so that I know what category to put you in should I decided to add you to my very distinguished list. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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I wonder what list I am on
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I'm on the shit list.
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We need more free porn
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Just ask the mirror to do Atkins.
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