Pre-Booty call Agreement - GoFuckYourself.com

tonitek7 · 09-04-2004, 05:57 PM

(Found this on another board)

Pre-Booty call Agreement

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

pre-booty call agreement for those who haven't seen it
Body: This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the ?Participant?) between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! I.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me?
The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommates? girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this Agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.

Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________

MrIzzz · 09-04-2004, 05:59 PM

i have a problem with

"13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home."

wtf, i need to rest after 4 hours of pounding

tonitek7 · 09-04-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i have a problem with

"13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home."

wtf, i need to rest after 4 hours of pounding

haha..all that baking gets ya tired

AaronM · 09-04-2004, 06:01 PM

tonitek7 · 09-04-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

oops...Im a newbie here..sorry

xclusive · 09-04-2004, 06:35 PM

I wonder how this would hold up in court...

Doctor Dre · 09-04-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

you beat me to it

FlyingIguana · 09-04-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
I wonder how this would hold up in court...

its a contract, of course it would hold up

MikeVega · 09-04-2004, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonitek7
oops...Im a newbie here..sorry

Toni i never signed one of these...am i in trouble.....

fr8 · 09-04-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
you beat me to it

Hes got that thing in his clipboard at all time.

09-04-2004, 05:57 PM	#1
tonitek7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New Yawk Posts: 582	Pre-Booty call Agreement (Found this on another board) Pre-Booty call Agreement PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT pre-booty call agreement for those who haven't seen it Body: This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the ?Participant?) between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! I.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted- money is always good. 8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before. 12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!! 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommates? girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you.) 18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling! 19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store. 20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. *Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this Agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules. Participant: Holder of the "Agreement": Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________ Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________ __________________ MOBBUCKS.COM Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in." "Never let anyone know what you are thinking"

09-04-2004, 05:59 PM	#2
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	i have a problem with "13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home." wtf, i need to rest after 4 hours of pounding __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

09-04-2004, 06:35 PM	#6
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I wonder how this would hold up in court... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

09-04-2004, 06:01 PM	#4
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