Solution to Iran Nukes: BRING BACK THE SHAH! - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 12:01 AM

It's time for the US to kick some Shiite tail and bring old school ORDER back into Iran.
It's time to reinstall the rightful ruler of Iran--the SHAH.

Hopefully this happens the next four years. The recent missile test by Iran (which can hit Israel) and their open nuclear ambitions have made it necessary to knock the mullahs in power back to the 7th cenury where they belong.

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 12:02 AM

Hopefully the reconstitution of SAVAK will chill the religious-based haterz and commie fucktards in Iran.

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 12:06 AM

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 01:07 AM

bumping for a free Middle East

rickholio · 09-03-2004, 01:26 AM

Dunno if you got the memo, but Shah Reza died in 1980.

You could bring him back, but he'd be a little stiff.

Corona · 09-03-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by rickholio
You could bring him back, but he'd be a little stiff.

Surprised it took so long for someone to mention this little problem with his idea.

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Corona
Surprised it took so long for someone to mention this little problem with his idea.

No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.

strats · 09-03-2004, 02:21 AM

someone fucking rescue me please

Corona · 09-03-2004, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.

So how do you propose get this rich kid back into power?

rickholio · 09-03-2004, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.

You know, at one point I considered bringing up the various things wrong with the idea (like the fact that Reza II hasn't set foot in his country of birth in over 25 years and spent his entire adult life in western countries, therefore having little understanding and even less legitimacy with the people he would be assuming dictatorship over) but your obvious attitude problem indicates that you're more interested in masturbation over your super-cool-awesome idea to 'fix Iran' than actual exchanges of opinion.

BTW - when you say "The Shah", most people old enough to know what the hell you're talking about will immediately think "The Last Shah of Iran", not some new random shah spawn who's spent most of his adult life in Maryland. If you want people to understand what you're saying, talk more clearly instead of trying to muddle and redefine existing terms.

Mr. Marks · 09-03-2004, 03:06 AM

You are obviously a liberal pig that does not deserve to live in these great US of A. Go home to your gulag, comrade!

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Originally posted by rickholio
You know, at one point I considered bringing up the various things wrong with the idea (like the fact that Reza II hasn't set foot in his country of birth in over 25 years and spent his entire adult life in western countries, therefore having little understanding and even less legitimacy with the people he would be assuming dictatorship over) but your obvious attitude problem indicates that you're more interested in masturbation over your super-cool-awesome idea to 'fix Iran' than actual exchanges of opinion.

BTW - when you say "The Shah", most people old enough to know what the hell you're talking about will immediately think "The Last Shah of Iran", not some new random shah spawn who's spent most of his adult life in Maryland. If you want people to understand what you're saying, talk more clearly instead of trying to muddle and redefine existing terms.

Corona · 09-03-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
You are obviously a liberal pig that does not deserve to live in these great US of A. Go home to your gulag, comrade!

WTF

Whats with all the hate?

Goatse · 09-03-2004, 04:33 AM

So Iran needs a secular leader. Wait, didn't the US just remove a secular leader in the same region not long ago?

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Solution to Iran Nukes: BRING BACK THE SHAH! It's time for the US to kick some Shiite tail and bring old school ORDER back into Iran. It's time to reinstall the rightful ruler of Iran--the SHAH. Hopefully this happens the next four years. The recent missile test by Iran (which can hit Israel) and their open nuclear ambitions have made it necessary to knock the mullahs in power back to the 7th cenury where they belong.

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Hopefully the reconstitution of SAVAK will chill the religious-based haterz and commie fucktards in Iran.

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Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	So Iran needs a secular leader. Wait, didn't the US just remove a secular leader in the same region not long ago?