What do you tell the KIDS?

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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212
    #1

    What do you tell the KIDS?

    NOW, I'm NOT talking about normal family issues like the large white pills you take every 30 minutes, the strategically placed handgun lockboxes throughout the house, or the inconspicious shovel and bag of lime in the trunk, or even those late nights when you come home with blood on your shirt (which you quickly burn in a garbage can in the back yard)

    but i'm talkin about the questions that arise when children (smart as they are) make the connection that something on the computer that they are forbidden to see somehow has something to do with your job...

    What do you say?
    Ray "The Don" Vega

    Managing Director
    Private Equity Fund

    [email protected]
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    • Wendys Manager
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 481
      #2
      "hey kids, lets go to wendys and i'll buy you a frosty if you dont tell mom about those 4 naked blackmen on my computer"
      I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT

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        • RayVega
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 4212
          #3
          Originally posted by Wendys Manager
          "hey kids, lets go to wendys and i'll buy you a frosty if you dont tell mom about those 4 naked blackmen on my computer"
          Ray "The Don" Vega

          Managing Director
          Private Equity Fund

          [email protected]

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            • jade4222
              Registered User
              • Sep 2004
              • 11
              #4
              Originally posted by RayVega









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                • V_RocKs
                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32449
                  #5
                  I tell them, close the door and next time knock or I will knock you into next week.

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                    • jade4222
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 11
                      #6
                      Originally posted by V_RocKs
                      I tell them, close the door and next time knock or I will knock you into next week.




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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                          WW4L
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10581
                          #7
                          I tell them that its adult and none of their business, when they turn 18..then they can ask... The older ones dont ask about it..they just know it would embarrass them more than me and the youngest one is too busy rooting through his older borthers mags to even think about porn on the computer yet..I'm safe for now

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              They don't need to know till they are old enough ...
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • RayVega
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 4212
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                  They don't need to know till they are old enough ...
                                  True, but how to gracefully answer the question without further suspicion...
                                  Ray "The Don" Vega

                                  Managing Director
                                  Private Equity Fund

                                  [email protected]

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                                    • NY_TIM
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 2975
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RayVega
                                      True, but how to gracefully answer the question without further suspicion...
                                      I tell them to shut the fuck up... Oh wait, thats my god daughter...
                                      ICQ 252838547

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                                        • RayVega
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 4212
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                          I tell them to shut the fuck up... Oh wait, thats my god daughter...
                                          It's your perverted emails i have to hide from her
                                          Ray "The Don" Vega

                                          Managing Director
                                          Private Equity Fund

                                          [email protected]

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                                            • MrIzzz
                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22923
                                              #12
                                              i learned about the birds and the bees when i was 24, i never saw porn before that


                                              WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                                • RayVega
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 4212
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                  i learned about the birds and the bees when i was 24, i never saw porn before that
                                                  Bullshit, you met juicy before that...
                                                  Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                  Managing Director
                                                  Private Equity Fund

                                                  [email protected]

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                                                    • NY_TIM
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 2975
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by RayVega
                                                      It's your perverted emails i have to hide from her
                                                      shit
                                                      ICQ 252838547

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                                                        • CyberBachelor
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 2682
                                                          #15
                                                          "Boobs? Those weren't boobs... those were two big balloons with eyes on them"

                                                          .....................................

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                                                            • RayVega
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 4212
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CyberBachelor
                                                              "Boobs? Those weren't boobs... those were two big balloons with eyes on them"

                                                              I'm going to use that one!
                                                              Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                              Managing Director
                                                              Private Equity Fund

                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                • CyberBachelor
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 2682
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • Useless Warrior
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 977
                                                                      #18
                                                                      What are you kidding? Who the hell do you think builds my sites? Free labor. They wanna eat - they have to work. That way daddy doesn't miss Oprah.
                                                                      OWAMW

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                                                                        • NY_TIM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 2975
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Useless Warrior
                                                                          What are you kidding? Who the hell do you think builds my sites? Free labor. They wanna eat - they have to work. That way daddy doesn't miss Oprah.
                                                                          ICQ 252838547

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