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  • Lensman
    GFY Chaperone
    • Jan 2001
    • 9846

    #1

    Here's how to get a free flight!

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  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #2
    I'll have to try that.
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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      poor guy came to america, spent all his money on drugs, even sold his clothes, and still couldnt get a flight to australia. I feel bad for him.

      I think we've all been naked, strung out, standing in an airport, looking for a flight to australia and our credit card is maxed out. It happens to the best of us.

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      • cool1
        sex is good
        • Sep 2001
        • 24939

        #4
        A little desperate to escape the coming winter

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        • kristin
          GOO!
          • Sep 2002
          • 9768

          #5
          I bet being naked really helped.
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          • Pipecrew
            Master of Gfy.com
            • Feb 2002
            • 14888

            #6
            ?This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do,? she said. ?If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine.?

            ?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?





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            • Lensman
              GFY Chaperone
              • Jan 2001
              • 9846

              #7
              Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                first class nude

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                • Jer
                  God is Brazilian
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 10601

                  #9
                  A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.

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                  • Basic_man
                    Programming King Pin
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 27360

                    #10
                    Lol, the guys is crazy !
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                    • cherrylula
                      lol
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969

                      #11
                      and he just had to get naked to do that?

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                      • fatal attraction
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 6522

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lensman
                        Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?
                        That's a scary thought!!!

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                        • KC
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 1995
                          • 2417

                          #13
                          ?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

                          Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.

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                          • Xenophage
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 12122

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KC
                            ?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

                            Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #15
                              I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.
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                              • sickkittens
                                I am a meat popsicle.
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 25100

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lensman
                                Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?
                                "Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker ?running, naked, full-speed? toward the plane."

                                Did he do that before or after taking off his clothes.

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                                • sickkittens
                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 25100

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                  I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.
                                  His family says he a history of mental health problems, thus explains the fact that he took off his clothes.

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                                  • Trax
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 14486

                                    #18
                                    unbelieveable

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                                    • pornguy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62910

                                      #19
                                      Show how well the 40 billion in home land security is doing.
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                                      • Head
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8278

                                        #20

                                        good one!

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                                        • Eve
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 805

                                          #21


                                          Why did he have to strip naked?
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                                          • kmanrox
                                            aka K-Man
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 29295

                                            #22
                                            welcome to half a week ago =)
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                                            • Ross
                                              Ik ben een aap
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 18874

                                              #23
                                              Thats some funny shit. I thought that only happened in the movies.

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                                              • Jer
                                                God is Brazilian
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 10601

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jer
                                                A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.
                                                Wrong.

                                                The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

                                                I should get the facts straight before posting

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                                                • OzMan
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 9162

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Jer
                                                  Wrong.

                                                  The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

                                                  I should get the facts straight before posting
                                                  Jer, arguing with yourself could be a sign of schitzophrenia

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                                                  • MikeVega
                                                    **Porntrepreneur**
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 12788

                                                    #26
                                                    you have to be really fucked up in the head to think you'll make that trip ....i hope he gets the help he need ....


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                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                      President of Canada
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 23141

                                                      #27
                                                      OK, so what you're saying is, reports that the Canadian loonie has gone up are unfounded?
                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                      • yuvalus
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 1906

                                                        #28
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                                                        • BigWebRev
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 1631

                                                          #29
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