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So I just heard this sceam from outside....
I walked out and saw 4 kids playing next door. The oldest is about 5 and the youngest around 3.
The youngest is carrying what looked like a real hand gun and pointing it at the others telling them that he is "gonna cap yo ass!" Of course the gun is not real but I did not find that out until I tried to take it from him. Then these little bastards start yelling "WESTSIDE!" and flashing hand signs. Where the fuck are the parents? Fuck this...I'm moving to South Central. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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HAHAHAHAHA...its like a mini ghetto..cute pics Aaron..keep em up...btw..thanks for hosting you know what!
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Shit...I just noticed that the little fucker in the red is flipping me off.
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mini gang bangers
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fucking wiggers.
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Damn rap music!
Kids should stick to heavy metal. They'll only get high instead of a bullet in the head.
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Lol..lil thugs..they look so normal with a gun in their hand..Is that racist?
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why you so ignant?
my kids aint all dat bad iz day? hmmf |
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omg ... I want a fake gun like that one ... kickass
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i really don't see how black ppl can be wiggers ... lol |
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why is this funny? if this is a true story then its really sad the those kids dont have a muchhhhhhhhh better role model
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Wow, I thought most all places had laws now that toy guns had to have a bright orange cap on the muzzle that doesnt break off easily.. Damn I'd have probably gone straight to calling the cops out of fear for those kids..
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Please Aaron tell me this is a joke... I really don't want to believe the world has gotten this bad...
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I would only be worried if the punks were breaking in my house for crack money
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Fine. Call the cops and tell them little Leroy next door is running around with a handgun.
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After going out with my friends on New Years Eve one night we went to drop one of them off. Semi bad area (real bad for people in other parts of the world) and a car pulls up. They flash a gun at us and try to get money. We told them we didn't have shit. Guy is out of the car while his friend holds a gun on us. My friends dad came outside and they took off. His dad calls the cops so we wait around. When we told them what happened the cops drilled us on why we were in that part of town and told us to get our asses home. And no, the cops wouldn't care how many times you called crying about a plastic handgun. ![]()
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