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  • PersianKitty
    Meow Media Inc.
    • Jul 2001
    • 7785

    #1

    Why does this send shivers down my spine...

    Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...912759-7532741
  • 421Fill
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 20659

    #2
    because some jackass is going to try and recreate the movie Flatliners, then his family will sue the mfg. co.

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    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
      best designer on GFY
      • Mar 2003
      • 30307

      #3
      Ever notice that the only stuff on TV
      are...

      Police state shows.
      Drug commericals along with insurance commercials?

      Fucked up media shit ass hole mother fuckers scaring da PersianKitty

      SIck bastards!

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        I have seen them advertised on late nite cable . . . I was thinking of buying one and a tow truck. I can jumpstart cars and patients as required

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        • Easton
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2002
          • 9825

          #5
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          • bluff
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2004
            • 6253

            #6
            it's a good thing to have at home for some families

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            • playa
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 6432

              #7
              amazing

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              • CraveContent
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 319

                #8
                and the instruction manual is in spanish
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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  It kinda gives me the creeps too.

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                  • cafeaulait
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 587

                    #10
                    I love this:

                    " I USE THIS THING EVERY DAY!, November 6, 2004
                    Reviewer: Bruce Allen "Bruce" (Charlotte, NC) - See all my reviews

                    So your morning coffee just doesn't quite do the job? Then try this little baby for an electrifying start to your day! After waking up and having my shower, I attach the pads to my chest and give myself a couple of good jolts of juice and I'm wide awake! Yessirre, this little device is the best thing on the market and it's now available for home use! I'm even gonna send a petition to city hall to have these things installed on the street corners too! Wait! Don't stop there! What about phone booths, subway stations, shopping centers and public washrooms too? There are no limits to where this thing can go. The AED is simple to use and the instructions guide you through the entire process, so there's no guesswork! Best invention since sliced bread in my opinion! Thank-you Philips for such a practical invention. You've put the spark back in my morning! "

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                    • cyberpunk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1377

                      #11
                      I like that big orange ZaP
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                      • smack
                        Push Porn Like Weight.
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 10652

                        #12
                        i don't think i would want someone operating a defib machine that wasn't a trained professional. CPR knowledge is a must in any home though. which reminds me, i need to go get re certified.
                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                        • enter »
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 2362

                          #13
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          I have seen them advertised on late nite cable . . . I was thinking of buying one and a tow truck. I can jumpstart cars and patients as required

                          Yeah, I saw the commercials too. they had some crazy stats about how many lives would be saved annually if everyone had one.
                          «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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