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Explicit · 09-01-2004, 10:48 PM

The redundancy of random jokes on gfy sometimes gets to me, but my grandma sends me this shit outta nowhere - thought it was semi funny - if your female youll think its fucking halarious.

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"THE BRAIN"

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"
He said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure,
but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded,
"$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile;
avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure.
We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've actually been used."

ChandieGirl · 09-01-2004, 10:54 PM

It's beginning to feel like "women empowerment month" on GFY.

LOL

reynold · 09-02-2004, 01:59 AM

Wow we're having a girl power here!

phogirl69 · 09-02-2004, 02:03 AM

Yeah girlpower!

The reason why men's brains aren't used is because they think with their little cocks. They are not thinking with the right "head".

Nolamer · 09-02-2004, 02:19 AM

hahaha

chemicaleyes · 09-02-2004, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nolamer
hahaha

johnbosh · 09-02-2004, 02:24 AM

a bit long rerad but fun

09-01-2004, 10:48 PM	#1
Explicit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 814	A joke for womens pleasure. The redundancy of random jokes on gfy sometimes gets to me, but my grandma sends me this shit outta nowhere - thought it was semi funny - if your female youll think its fucking halarious. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE BRAIN" In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," He said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves. The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile; avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

09-01-2004, 10:54 PM	#2
ChandieGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: So. Cal Posts: 1,421	It's beginning to feel like "women empowerment month" on GFY. LOL __________________ Partner Manager, FNCash.com http://www.fncash.com Making millions for webmasters since 2002! ICQ: 4945757 Skype: chandiegirl

09-02-2004, 02:03 AM	#4
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Yeah girlpower! The reason why men's brains aren't used is because they think with their little cocks. They are not thinking with the right "head". Last edited by phogirl69; 09-02-2004 at 02:04 AM..

09-02-2004, 01:59 AM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Wow we're having a girl power here!

09-02-2004, 02:19 AM	#5
Nolamer Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 212	hahaha

09-02-2004, 02:24 AM	#7
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	a bit long rerad but fun