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Old 09-01-2004, 04:52 PM   #1
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As a Painted Ship

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

-- Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Read the Poem Here


Ever felt like this? I did. But now I have sprung into action! Woohoo! Let the games begin!
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:54 PM   #2
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oh please.. poems @ GFY
come on
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:59 PM   #3
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oh please.. poems @ GFY
come on
Well, I do know one that my father taught me...

There once was a maid from Madras,
Who had a very fine ass -
Not rounded and pink
As your dirty minds think,
But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Is that more to your taste?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:34 PM   #4
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albatross for lunch?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:36 PM   #5
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a rabbit perhaps? a donkey?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:39 PM   #6
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Is that more to your taste?
Where's that ****** who was talkin shit?
He don't come around no more, because I fucked his bitch
I made her suck my dick, while I was squeezing her tits
Then I hit it from behind, gripped tight on those hips

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Old 09-01-2004, 05:41 PM   #7
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Well, I do know one that my father taught me...

There once was a maid from Madras,
Who had a very fine ass -
Not rounded and pink
As your dirty minds think,
But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Is that more to your taste?
LOL, I love limericks. I used to write them, haven't done so in years though.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:44 PM   #8
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Where's that ****** who was talkin shit?
He don't come around no more, because I fucked his bitch
I made her suck my dick, while I was squeezing her tits
Then I hit it from behind, gripped tight on those hips

K that's even dirtier than mine! What has happened to my pretty little thread?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:48 PM   #9
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K that's even dirtier than mine! What has happened to my pretty little thread?
It seems to have been hijacked
Here's a limerick by Stephen Fry:

There once was a lecher named Ted
who was totally useless in bed
when parting a bush
he'd fumble and push
and screw the poor mattress instead
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