Catholic school complains about "sexually explicit" candy wrappers (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 05:05 AM

Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

A Catholic college has complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which it claims portrays fruit in sexual positions.

"We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus," wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn.

The letter, complaining about the new packaging of Haribo's Moaom fruit chews, added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges playfully romping with each other.

But the college sees it differently. They were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon.

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html

abyss_al · 08-31-2004, 05:06 AM

Manowar · 08-31-2004, 05:09 AM

i cant count the number of times ive wanted to have sex with a lemon

hova · 08-31-2004, 05:14 AM

very kinky candy wrappers, maybe a new niche

RightHandMan · 08-31-2004, 05:14 AM

that lemon surely isnt female!

Look at all the stubble on its face....its clearly a man with a 5oclock shadow...

Mefo · 08-31-2004, 05:25 AM

lol wtf

Libertine · 08-31-2004, 05:30 AM

I wouldn't expect any less from the company that brought the world "Mao Mix".

frank7799 · 08-31-2004, 05:30 AM

Those Complaints can be done in Germany only. Especially from the Catholic Chuch.

Yes, very harmful pictures. Nearly as harmful as the rape commited by catholic priests.

Just my

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I wouldn't expect any less from the company that brought the world "Mao Mix".

Vitasoy · 08-31-2004, 05:36 AM

Those boxes are more suited for flavored condoms.

crockett · 08-31-2004, 05:36 AM

Freaking sad how messed up in the head, people get from their religions, talk about brain washed.

johnbosh · 08-31-2004, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Those boxes are more suited for flavored condoms.

yeah to place it on candy is kinda stupid

volante · 08-31-2004, 05:46 AM

Remnds me of an old TV advert for Cadbury Fudge - the slogan was "A Finger Of Fudge Is Just Enough To Give Your Kids A Treat".

I hate to imagine what they'd make of that...

SpaceAce · 08-31-2004, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
Freaking sad how messed up in the head, people get from their religions, talk about brain washed.

You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

SpaceAce

brand0n · 08-31-2004, 05:52 AM

id hit it

SS396chevelleSS · 08-31-2004, 05:54 AM

WTF are they talking about? That lemon Obviously has a 5 o'clock shadow... its no woman!

Edit... somone was already thinking that... I should read everything before I post

SS396chevelleSS · 08-31-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

SpaceAce

No its not... You're so Gaaaaaaaaaay

volante · 08-31-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

If you think that's porn your chargebacks must be horrendous

Jill_J · 08-31-2004, 06:07 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
If you think that's porn your chargebacks must be horrendous

lol

gangbangjoe · 08-31-2004, 09:57 AM

ytcracker · 08-31-2004, 09:58 AM

i wonder how it tastes

macho · 08-31-2004, 09:59 AM

Lol!!!

More Booze · 08-31-2004, 10:00 AM

that green dude looks really horny

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by More Booze
that green dude looks really horny

well he is getting off with twins..that should help

slickcashlisa · 08-31-2004, 10:01 AM

Awww come on there just playin

Floridiot · 08-31-2004, 10:01 AM

thats just ridiculous

candyflip · 08-31-2004, 10:03 AM

I can see what they're getting bent out of shape about, but it's still funny as hell.

WiredGuy · 08-31-2004, 10:03 AM

That lime gets around.
WG

EddiePulp · 08-31-2004, 10:06 AM

haha

they should just accept it.. and ignore it.. shit happens

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2004, 10:07 AM

catholic schools breed sluts.

i went to catholic school for a ong time.

nothing but little sluts.

the girls were 12 years old and were trying to make out with us boys and eve letting boys finger them at recess.

Spunky · 08-31-2004, 10:12 AM

Lol..those english people are too prudish

hornycash · 08-31-2004, 10:15 AM

old story

it was all a fake made by some kids....

the church said that they never wrote such a complaint.
was in the news.

foolio · 08-31-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i wonder how it tastes

fruity

Oncle_Benny · 08-31-2004, 10:21 AM

Basic_man · 08-31-2004, 10:22 AM

Rolf ! This shit is so funny !

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
old story

it was all a fake made by some kids....

the church said that they never wrote such a complaint.
was in the news.

well, hit the wires today so took a while to get there

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2004, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Lol..those english people are too prudish

Bonn is in England ? ;)

BRISK · 08-31-2004, 10:35 AM

Oh shit, kids are going to grow up and fuck lemons!

TheJimmy · 08-31-2004, 10:45 AM

I love how they can read perversion into many things...

they're must like the Joey character on Friends "Grandma's chocolaaaate cookiesssssss" wink wink

pure energy · 08-31-2004, 06:32 PM

The company that manufactured this candy is very irresponsible

misterfooxy · 08-31-2004, 06:35 PM

juicy

reynold · 08-31-2004, 06:37 PM

just chew the candy! never mind the wrapper.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Catholic school complains about "sexually explicit" candy wrappers (pics) Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint A Catholic college has complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which it claims portrays fruit in sexual positions. "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus," wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn. The letter, complaining about the new packaging of Haribo's Moaom fruit chews, added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations." The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges playfully romping with each other. But the college sees it differently. They were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon. "The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure." Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised. Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html

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