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Donny · 08-30-2004, 11:33 PM

My little brother is living with me. He needs to get his ass a job. He smoked some mary jane about 2 and a half weeks ago. How long will it show up on a drug test?

Juicy D. Links · 08-30-2004, 11:34 PM

i sale my piss 4 cheap

kmanrox · 08-30-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
My little brother is living with me. He needs to get his ass a job. He smoked some mary jane about 2 and a half weeks ago. How long will it show up on a drug test?

its in his system 30-45 days after

go to the local 'Head SHop' and get Jonny Chong's drink... it's guaranteed to pass a drug test... talk to the person at the shop and they'll sort you out... your bro will know what a Head/Bong shop is.. it will cost you like 30-40$ i think...

psyko514 · 08-30-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
My little brother is living with me. He needs to get his ass a job. He smoked some mary jane about 2 and a half weeks ago. How long will it show up on a drug test?

a long time. it'll still be showing now, as far as i know.

it also depends on the type of test. for example, he'd fail a hair folicle test long after he passes a piss test.

kmanrox · 08-30-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
its in his system 30-45 days after

go to the local 'Head SHop' and get Jonny Chong's drink... it's guaranteed to pass a drug test... talk to the person at the shop and they'll sort you out... your bro will know what a Head/Bong shop is.. it will cost you like 30-40$ i think...

Donny · 08-30-2004, 11:37 PM

okay, we're talking about a piss test. How long will it be detectable?

nofx · 08-30-2004, 11:37 PM

urine test - dont smoke for 3 weeks, drink a lot of water, exercise daily(sweat out the THC stored in your fat) and you will be fine
salvia test- dont smoke for 3 days and use mouth wash right before you go and you will be fine
hair test - most places do not use this method so dont worry about it.

kmanrox · 08-30-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
okay, we're talking about a piss test. How long will it be detectable?

dickhead... CALL YOUR LOCAL HEAD-SHOP NOW.... hello?

baddog · 08-30-2004, 11:42 PM

depend swho you talk to. . . I have heard 6 months, and none of that stuff they sell works

Donny · 08-30-2004, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
dickhead... CALL YOUR LOCAL HEAD-SHOP NOW.... hello?

I'm drunk. This isn't sinking in. Could you repeat it again? LOL.

psyko514 · 08-30-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
dickhead... CALL YOUR LOCAL HEAD-SHOP NOW.... hello?

does cali have a lot of headshops open at midnight on mondays?

FreeFastHost · 08-30-2004, 11:48 PM

I've had friends that have passed drug tests who have smoked the day before.

All you have to do is drink 2 gallons of water the day before, and a bunch of water the same day (to delute the piss with water).

If you smoked two weeks ago and you drink a lot of water, you'll be fine.

Babagirls · 08-30-2004, 11:51 PM

last time i had a drug test, i had smoked a little the day before, got hurt at work, and they sent me for a drug test (had to be taken within 48 hours).

i drank more water than you could imagine! LOL but, i was 100% good to go!

water water water water water!

(if your bro doesnt smoke out alot, it should be out of his system fast.)

NiTe-HaWk · 08-30-2004, 11:52 PM

You can buy drug test online. That is really the best way to be sure. They aren't that expensive either. The stuff they sell to drink I have never heard actually work. Most of the people I know who take them were good after 3-4 weeks but it could be longer depends on your body like other said.

kmanrox · 08-30-2004, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I'm drunk. This isn't sinking in. Could you repeat it again? LOL.

CALL YOUR LOCAL 'HEAD SHOP' they are called.. it's a place where druggies buy their bongs/pipes/rolling papers/hookahs, and pot smoking devices... they also sell drinks that will fix ANY piss test so your borther passes.... your brother will know where it is... if not look in the phone book under Head Shop.... it's kind of like Tobacco Exotica in a way...

KC · 08-30-2004, 11:55 PM

Why not kick your brother in the balls and tell him to start a company of his own so he doesn't have to take piss tests or lick anyone's asshole for minimum wage.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-30-2004, 11:57 PM

ok heres a foolproof method . Its not guaranteed they wont find something suspicious but no way in hell they can prove it. all they can do is make you redo the test..

Step #1 soak your hands in bleach before you go in for the piss test, then when your doing the pee test , just piss a bit on your fingers and the rediual bleach will null the test.. If its a cheap test they wont know, if its a good test they will know something is wrong but cant prove shit, just say you were cleaning your rugs or some shit if they ask.

Donny · 08-31-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by KC
Why not kick your brother in the balls and tell him to start a company of his own so he doesn't have to take piss tests or lick anyone's asshole for minimum wage.

If he was a little more responsible and mature (ie: wouldn't try to fuck all the models) I would let him open up an office in Redding, Ca... which is an hour and a half north of me.

pussyluver · 08-31-2004, 12:09 AM

DONNY!!!!!! I know you're drinking, me too.

************************************************** **

But !!!

When they do a drug test, they take hair samples!!!!! They test only the first few inches, but that gives them MONTHS of information. This is addition to piss!!

You DO NOT want a bad test report on your record.

So you need to get more info about the test!

My g/f just went through this BS to get a job!

Read This

Donny · 08-31-2004, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by pussyluver
DONNY!!!!!! I know you're drinking, me too.

************************************************** **

But !!!

When they do a drug test, they take hair samples!!!!! They test only the first few inches, but that gives them MONTHS of information. This is addition to piss!!

You DO NOT want a bad test report on your record.

So you need to get more info about the test!

My g/f just went through this BS to get a job!

Read This

I read it. I read it. I fucking read it!

But this is only a urine test. No hair.

pussyluver · 08-31-2004, 12:14 AM

LOL, just piss, I think he's safe, but don't know. I do know that the hair test did a ton of damage to a bunch of people where she works!!!

kmanrox · 08-31-2004, 12:17 AM

i have never heard of someone getting Hair tested...

Rhino22 · 08-31-2004, 12:18 AM

3-4 weeks? Were the hell u guys getting your stats from? I smoked 8 days before a piss test for a job, before that, i was smoking once every other day... i went to the head shop, and bought what is called "The Stuff"...drank it, and pissed clean..

Then I had to do another piss test, about a month after. I had smoked Six days before(it was a random piss test, no time to prepare or anything), before that, i was smoking twice a week, I tested clean. SIX DAYS AFTER SMOKING!!!

Mary jane takes only 3-4 days to get out of your urine...but it also depends on how often you smoke. If your bro has been smoking three times a day for the past two weeks, he is fucked. If not, he should be A-OK

pornguy · 08-31-2004, 12:39 AM

It depends on the position that you are applying for.

I worked for a pharma company and had to give a hair sample.

Donny · 08-31-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
It depends on the position that you are applying for.

I worked for a pharma company and had to give a hair sample.

His preferred position is 69 with Teen Karma (who he's been banging since he moved in with me 3 weeks ago), but he's also applying for a forklift driver position.

pure energy · 08-31-2004, 01:47 AM

Just drink a sterilized milk and it will not be detected

Baxter · 08-31-2004, 02:20 AM

worked at a lumber yard for 12 yrs and had random piss tests for the DOT get some niacin and drink about a gallon of cranbarry juice and you can be clean in a day "i have done it" lol

WarChild · 08-31-2004, 02:24 AM

Won't drinking too much water change the concentration in your Urine and cause a fail on all but the cheapest of tests?

boardersweetie · 08-31-2004, 02:29 AM

sigh, it's amazing how little people know about drug tests...
Here's what I learned when I was working for the BOP and had to deal with all the lab corespondense on drug tests...

First of all, if you buy any of the head shop shit or use bleach or anything, the test WILL show up as tampered with or diluted. They not only test for drugs but for concentration of certain chemicals that are in urine naturally. Depending on who's testing him, a diluted test IS A DIRTY TEST.

Second, the duration of marijuana detectability entirely depends on how much your bro smoked. A single use is detectable for 3 days at the most. Moderate use (4x a week): 4 days, Heavy use (daily) 10 days, Chronic Heavy Use: 21-27 days.

There you go, straight from the CA BOP testing labs. Hope it was helpful.

MaDalton · 08-31-2004, 02:59 AM

i can't believe that you are tested when you apply for a job - America, the land of the brave and free

Theo · 08-31-2004, 03:04 AM

check your mail,i sent you a "how to legally pass drug tests" tutorial

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08-30-2004, 11:33 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Do you know about DRUG TESTS??? If so, I need you!!! My little brother is living with me. He needs to get his ass a job. He smoked some mary jane about 2 and a half weeks ago. How long will it show up on a drug test?

08-30-2004, 11:34 PM	#2
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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	depend swho you talk to. . . I have heard 6 months, and none of that stuff they sell works

08-30-2004, 11:48 PM	#12
FreeFastHost Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,588	I've had friends that have passed drug tests who have smoked the day before. All you have to do is drink 2 gallons of water the day before, and a bunch of water the same day (to delute the piss with water). If you smoked two weeks ago and you drink a lot of water, you'll be fine.

08-31-2004, 12:09 AM	#19
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	DONNY!!!!!! I know you're drinking, me too. ************************************************ But !!! When they do a drug test, they take hair samples!!!!! They test only the first few inches, but that gives them MONTHS of information. This is addition to piss!! You DO NOT want a bad test report on your record. So you need to get more info about the test! My g/f just went through this BS to get a job! Read This

08-31-2004, 12:14 AM	#21
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	LOL, just piss, I think he's safe, but don't know. I do know that the hair test did a ton of damage to a bunch of people where she works!!!

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08-31-2004, 12:18 AM	#23
Rhino22 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,288	3-4 weeks? Were the hell u guys getting your stats from? I smoked 8 days before a piss test for a job, before that, i was smoking once every other day... i went to the head shop, and bought what is called "The Stuff"...drank it, and pissed clean.. Then I had to do another piss test, about a month after. I had smoked Six days before(it was a random piss test, no time to prepare or anything), before that, i was smoking twice a week, I tested clean. SIX DAYS AFTER SMOKING!!! Mary jane takes only 3-4 days to get out of your urine...but it also depends on how often you smoke. If your bro has been smoking three times a day for the past two weeks, he is fucked. If not, he should be A-OK

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Won't drinking too much water change the concentration in your Urine and cause a fail on all but the cheapest of tests?

08-31-2004, 02:29 AM	#29
boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	sigh, it's amazing how little people know about drug tests... Here's what I learned when I was working for the BOP and had to deal with all the lab corespondense on drug tests... First of all, if you buy any of the head shop shit or use bleach or anything, the test WILL show up as tampered with or diluted. They not only test for drugs but for concentration of certain chemicals that are in urine naturally. Depending on who's testing him, a diluted test IS A DIRTY TEST. Second, the duration of marijuana detectability entirely depends on how much your bro smoked. A single use is detectable for 3 days at the most. Moderate use (4x a week): 4 days, Heavy use (daily) 10 days, Chronic Heavy Use: 21-27 days. There you go, straight from the CA BOP testing labs. Hope it was helpful.

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