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CDSmith 08-30-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

Then you slapped me across my face.
I then slapped you hard across YOUR face.

We stared intently at each other with fresh hate gleaming in our eyes....

After a few seconds we madly embraced and made wild melon-crushing love right there in the fruit isle.

They had to pry us apart with the jaws of life.

The end.

JayJay 08-30-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... I hate those tats myself, almost every chick has them by now. sooooo boring, soooo 90's
LMAO did you think they may have got it done in the 90's?

ModelPerfect 08-30-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
http://www.ussmyrddin.com/photo/drag...%20117_jpg.jpg


This is just my interpretation of it.

Hmm. The nerd in me finds this curiously erotic. :winkwink:

Babagirls 08-30-2004 08:54 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Illicit 08-30-2004 08:56 PM

I totally agree with the guy... as soon as I see a back tat, I know Im gettin laid...

Living For Today 08-30-2004 09:18 PM

:1orglaugh

Definitely the most creative and funny post of the day. bahahaha.

pornguy 08-30-2004 09:20 PM

There is nothing like GFY for a good laugh.

Buddy 08-30-2004 09:40 PM

Yeah Missy bring on the pics!!!!
;)

Kassidy 08-30-2004 09:47 PM

In those situations it's best to take the high road instead of getting all trash-mouth with the guy and making him feel like his opinion was justified.

I'd have smiled politely and said, 'Funny, I don't remember asking you your opinion.' and turned and walked away before he had a chance to come back with something.

SleazyDream 08-30-2004 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

of course he's been laid recently - how else could he know that whores have tats there.

SleazyDream 08-30-2004 09:50 PM

50 whores with tats on their lower back!

B40 08-30-2004 09:53 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lazycash 08-30-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
of course he's been laid recently - how else could he know that whores have tats there.
He went swimming with his sister last week.

bdld 08-30-2004 10:51 PM

wow people really need to learn to mind their freakin business.

foolio 08-30-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy

Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

sorry, but
LOLOLOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

that was funny, you gotta admit it......

you shoulda slapped him or something, lol - its a shame he got the last word in

hova 08-30-2004 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
of course he's been laid recently - how else could he know that whores have tats there.
hehe

Corona 08-30-2004 11:39 PM

He was wrong to comment on it even though I agree with him.

I don't like tats on girls but it is your body and you can do what you want with it.

Donny 08-30-2004 11:39 PM

I hate tattoos on girls. I would never date a girl with one. That alone would make me say "no thanks" to her. It's so fucking un-original. Everyone gets tattoos these days. Fucking DUMB.


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