A few funny quotes of the Israeli olympic commentators (translated) - GoFuckYourself.com

alexg · 08-29-2004, 12:44 PM

The Israeli 1st channel is known for making a lot of "Bush type" quotes, and here are a few I translated for you:

Opening Ceremony:

"A great delegation from Argentina with the soccer team which wom the Copa America" - The commentator forgets that Brazil won the Copa America

"Here comes Brazil... with their soccer team" - Commentator forgets the Brazilian soccer team didn't make it to the olympic games.

"A small countryin Africa with 160,000 citizens" - Commentator doesn't realize there are actually 16 million citizens in Ivory Coast

"Looks like there are a lot of Greek fans in the stadium" - Yael Arad, Female commentator

Judo:

"Arik is very static, except for when he moves" - Yael Arad explains the complexity of judo.

"Now only 2 minutes left in the fight, even less, 2 and a half minutes"

"Arik Zeevi wants the gold medal, so does the Dutch" - Commentating the fight for the bronze medal

Swimming:

"Here is Mladen Tapavacevic (sp) from Serbia and Herzegovina" - The commentator making up a state

Basketball:

"We're having a great tournament... Even the games which weren't very high in quality, supplied a high quality of play"

"Carlos Boozer, who's playing for Cleaveland" - The commentator, not aware that Boozer was drafted to Utah

General:

"That was a very strong kick" - Commentator who's used to commentating soccer, can't get used to handball commentating

These are a few I decided to translate for you guys.. It might not be as funny with my translation, but I think there are a few decent ones...

minimouse · 08-29-2004, 12:46 PM

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Floridiot · 08-29-2004, 12:47 PM

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alexg · 08-29-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by minimouse
zohar bahlol !!

that's right

you're from Israel?

minimouse · 08-29-2004, 12:48 PM

sure am

Roger · 08-29-2004, 12:48 PM

I guess Bush won't have trouble finding a job after his presidency

Goonx · 08-29-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimouse
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alexg · 08-29-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimouse
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junction · 08-29-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
I guess Bush won't have trouble finding a job after his presidency

Theo · 08-29-2004, 01:04 PM

lol funny shit

the greek news director of the public channels was one of the commentators during the olympics (some 65y.old) and he was making comments all the time like:

nice body this young athelete.
Brazil has pretty chicks dont you think?
Wow, look at this beauty...
What great fresh bodies these gymnastics athletes have.

The other two didn't know what to say

alexg · 08-29-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
lol funny shit

the greek news director of the public channels was one of the commentators during the olympics (some 65y.old) and he was making comments all the time like:

nice body this young athelete.
Brazil has pretty chicks dont you think?
Wow, look at this beauty...
What great fresh bodies these gymnastics athletes have.

The other two didn't know what to say

man, in the United States he would probably be fired for this

Morphius · 08-29-2004, 01:06 PM

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zohar bahlol !!

LOL......

Doctor Dre · 08-29-2004, 02:15 PM

He almost beats Jean Chrétien ... Here it's state TV so the quality is very good

vitty · 08-29-2004, 02:18 PM

Samantha_xox2000 · 08-29-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by minimouse
zohar bahlol !!

Firehorse · 08-30-2004, 02:47 AM

"Looks like there are a lot of Greek fans in the stadium" - Yael Arad, Female commentator

Manowar · 08-30-2004, 03:04 AM

"That was a very strong kick" - Commentator who's used to commentating soccer, can't get used to handball commentating

reynold · 08-30-2004, 03:18 AM

lol...good that they hired those commentators...they're funny!

08-30-2004, 03:21 AM

Awesome

cayne · 08-30-2004, 04:44 AM

hehe, such a commentator doubles the fun of the games!

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alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	A few funny quotes of the Israeli olympic commentators (translated) The Israeli 1st channel is known for making a lot of "Bush type" quotes, and here are a few I translated for you: Opening Ceremony: "A great delegation from Argentina with the soccer team which wom the Copa America" - The commentator forgets that Brazil won the Copa America "Here comes Brazil... with their soccer team" - Commentator forgets the Brazilian soccer team didn't make it to the olympic games. "A small countryin Africa with 160,000 citizens" - Commentator doesn't realize there are actually 16 million citizens in Ivory Coast "Looks like there are a lot of Greek fans in the stadium" - Yael Arad, Female commentator Judo: "Arik is very static, except for when he moves" - Yael Arad explains the complexity of judo. "Now only 2 minutes left in the fight, even less, 2 and a half minutes" "Arik Zeevi wants the gold medal, so does the Dutch" - Commentating the fight for the bronze medal Swimming: "Here is Mladen Tapavacevic (sp) from Serbia and Herzegovina" - The commentator making up a state Basketball: "We're having a great tournament... Even the games which weren't very high in quality, supplied a high quality of play" "Carlos Boozer, who's playing for Cleaveland" - The commentator, not aware that Boozer was drafted to Utah General: "That was a very strong kick" - Commentator who's used to commentating soccer, can't get used to handball commentating These are a few I decided to translate for you guys.. It might not be as funny with my translation, but I think there are a few decent ones... __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area! Last edited by alexg; 08-29-2004 at 12:47 PM..

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