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Business Idea: RealDoll whorehouse. What do you think?
Prostitution is illegal in most of USA. But what about a "realdoll whorehouse"? Pay a small fee. Half an hour of all the anal, vaginal, throat fucking you want.
For Reference: http://realdoll.com/image/stephanie/st15.jpg http://realdoll.com/image/mai/mai15.jpg http://realdoll.com/image/jenny/j008.jpg http://realdoll.com/image/nika/n11.jpg http://realdoll.com/image/amanda/amanda14.jpg Maintenance guys come in afterwards to thoroughly clean/sanitize the realdoll, and make sure you didn't damage her. Low expenses. No illegal prostitution. Lots of models to choose from. No diseases. What do you think? |
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I think 99% of your clientele are posting on this board so its a good place to ask
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The health department would love that. You'd have to do a lot more than just wipe the dolls down after each use. Imagine if someone caught aids from using your real doll. Imagine the lawsuits.
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oh wow, what a great idea actually
but the cleanup of each doll would be time consuming....maybe if you had two dolls for each room, and while one is being used the other is cleaned throughly... but i do agree the health department would have a field day with that shit |
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I would nail that first doll in yoru list... very nice.
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Start to do weekly rentals with home delivery and collection on them instead
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I wouldnt fuck a realdoll if you paid me, well.... maybe
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Jenna looks hot, i'd hit and fuck her
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Great idea. Sanitizing is gonna be a bitch but you could always require a condom.
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Question : Would you fuck a doll somebody else fucked b4 ?
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Would you fuck a woman if somebody else fucked her b4 ? Duh. |
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who is gonna clean up the mess?
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lol new solution to aids! no more fucking the aids infested cumwh0res!
wonderful business idea hahaha
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Not a bad idea but I wouldn't want the risk of someone catching something on my shoulders!
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man, I can see the ad in the paper for the cleanup crew now....
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The girls will never call in sick for work or complain. When customers arent there , you dont need to leave lights on.
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Take it one step further - CC cameras in the rooms, give a bunch of girls mics conencted wirelessly to a speaker implanted in the doll.
Hmmmm. Shit, why do I post sweet ideas like this?
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I would be there if I could score some lovin from Amanda.
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build a porn site using real dolls, no people, then you beat the 2257 laws.
Ashcrash would have a fit and not be able to do anything about it! |
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I have had that idea for quite some time. Came up with it as a joke more than as a serious business idea, though.
I reckon it has potential!
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Save even more money and do flesh light glory hole stalls
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dude, for real, that's the best creative biz idea I have heard in years. congrats
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That's some sick job ... And I dunno ... I wouldn't fuck a doll somebody fucked . Sharing sextoys = yucky |
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So you are going to clean it up then....LOL |
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