Why do you think of these "Mini Coopers" - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 08-27-2004, 08:58 AM

I see em all over here now , but it looks like a death trap if you get into a accident,

Cute car but i dont know about it being safe.,...

Anyone own one?

Peaches · 08-27-2004, 09:01 AM

I don't know about crash test data but they are bigger inside then they look from the outside.

Not enough horsepower to ever make it up my driveway, so no, I don't have one.

FrankWhite · 08-27-2004, 09:02 AM

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Bryan Havoc · 08-27-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
I don't know about crash test data but they are bigger inside then they look from the outside.

Not enough horsepower to ever make it up my driveway, so no, I don't have one.

my buddy's got one... and they're not bigger inside than they look from the outside. I can't fit in the passenger seat and I'm 6'2"

myneid · 08-27-2004, 09:03 AM

juicy,
you need to learn the difference between when, where, why and how.

the mini coopers have a bunch of safety crap in them so that they arent death traps but they are probably more dangerous than driving a car.

the sports ones are pretty fun to drive casue they are fast.

Peaches · 08-27-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by apx_bryan
my buddy's got one... and they're not bigger inside than they look from the outside. I can't fit in the passenger seat and I'm 6'2"

Well, to ME they were bigger inside - then again, I'm just 5 feet tall

boneprone · 08-27-2004, 09:04 AM

I think they are sweet. Pretty cool.. You have to buy a pair of em though..

Just like a 17 year old gal, I dont think id ever buy one, but I like to look at em. Not sure Id ever put myself in the situation to go inside one.

Although it would be fun.

candyflip · 08-27-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
I don't know about crash test data but they are bigger inside then they look from the outside.

Not enough horsepower to ever make it up my driveway, so no, I don't have one.

The S variation packs almost 170 HP into that tiny little body. They've even got a Rally Edition with a more rugged suspension and a few extra ponies.

Juicy D. Links · 08-27-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by myneid
juicy,
you need to learn the difference between when, where, why and how.

the mini coopers have a bunch of safety crap in them so that they arent death traps but they are probably more dangerous than driving a car.

the sports ones are pretty fun to drive casue they are fast.

true but still i would feell safer in a bigger type car god forbid I get into a accident

Juicy D. Links · 08-27-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
I think they are sweet. Pretty cool.. You have to buy a pair of em though..

Just like a 17 year old gal, I dont think id ever buy one, but I like to look at em. Not sure Id ever put myself in the situation to go inside one.

Although it would be fun.

loll

I think it looks like more of a secondary type "fun" car for most people rather than a primary car

p1mpdogg · 08-27-2004, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Well, to ME they were bigger inside - then again, I'm just 5 feet tall

so thats what it is with you.. little dick syndrom

now i get it

candyflip · 08-27-2004, 09:07 AM

The new convertibles are nice too.

Remember...it's a little BMW...that's got to amount for something.

Dagwolf · 08-27-2004, 09:09 AM

Mini Cooper wallpaper page:

Mini Cooper

MaDalton · 08-27-2004, 09:11 AM

someone needs to post the pic of the destroyed hummer - these Minis are quite safe, no need to worry. Lots of them over here. it's not my style but they're good cars.

Tera · 08-27-2004, 09:12 AM

They are alright, I drove one one time, the one I drove sucked going over bumps and stuff.

The seats move up down and back and forth, for the taller people adjust the seat to sit way down into the car, almost all the way to the floor.

Peaches · 08-27-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
so thats what it is with you.. little dick syndrom

now i get it

I have a very little dick - some might even call it a clitoris, I know I do

I have big tits though.

Minte · 08-27-2004, 09:13 AM

I've got an 04' CooperS. I'm 6' tall and it's very comfortable.The car handles like it's on rails..it has brakes that will toss you through the windshield if you don't have your seatbelt on.The safety aspect is relative.If you hit a semi in a hummer you're probably just as dead as if you would hit an SUV with the Cooper.But handling is the key...i would much prefer to avoid a collision than to survive it.
I bought the Cooper for a track car..and it delivers.

Reak · 08-27-2004, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
The new convertibles are nice too.

Remember...it's a little BMW...that's got to amount for something.

Sweet car, i loved those in 'italian job'

Odie · 08-27-2004, 09:24 AM

yup, I would love to have a convertible for the summer!

Peaches · 08-27-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
The S variation packs almost 170 HP into that tiny little body. They've even got a Rally Edition with a more rugged suspension and a few extra ponies.

With 170 and front wheel drive, it might actually make it up

webtraff · 08-27-2004, 09:30 AM

they are very good for parking

hydro · 08-27-2004, 09:34 AM

id it it, with a h1

gregtx · 08-27-2004, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
I think they are sweet. Pretty cool.. You have to buy a pair of em though..

Just like a 17 year old gal, I dont think id ever buy one, but I like to look at em. Not sure Id ever put myself in the situation to go inside one.

Although it would be fun.

kinda like a fat chick and a moped... fun to ride.. but don't let your friends catch you on it

mammy · 08-27-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Doomed
car for gay people.

mini cooper s works kicks ass
have u ever ride in such one heh?

BradM · 08-27-2004, 01:36 PM

The cooper S kicks ass.

exposed · 08-27-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by gregtx
kinda like a fat chick and a moped... fun to ride.. but don't let your friends catch you on it

Krille · 08-27-2004, 01:42 PM

They are a wee bit juicy

Nanda · 08-27-2004, 01:44 PM

I don't like the new ones...I like the original ones which I've seen all over Europe...

TweetyBird · 08-27-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
The cooper S kicks ass.

I agree

Zerof8 · 08-27-2004, 01:50 PM

mini coopers are pretty nice............if your using it for a golf cart

hilly · 08-27-2004, 01:52 PM

I used to drive an old Mini Cooper, much smaller than this model.
I cant tell you much about this version, but the old mini cooper was great to drive in big cities, and easy to park. Very small so they dont take up much room. They were very poular with the Japs.

cherrylula · 08-27-2004, 01:53 PM

My SUV bumper is strategically mounted at the perfect height and angle to put dents in those things.

I bet a shopping cart going about 10 mph in a parking lot would do a world of damage. Will let you know.

Indeed · 08-27-2004, 01:53 PM

...its more or less like a gokart...

SleazeQueen · 08-27-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I think it looks like more of a secondary type "fun" car for most people rather than a primary car

I think that's what a lot of people around here are doing with them. We have two cars even though I rarely drive anywhere off the island and my husband doesn't drive to work (bus and ferry). We have a truck for hauling and for camping, etc. I have a small car that we both drive around the island. It's great on gas and easy to park in small spaces. I know lots of people here with a mini that love them. I'm not convinced I want one yet though.

elaborate · 08-27-2004, 02:00 PM

I just bought one yesterday

.. Very safe car, very fast too

bringer · 08-27-2004, 02:01 PM

a friend of mine died lastyear in one. 55 into a tree and the car was destroyed

Aly-Python · 08-27-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Doomed
car for gay people.

Actually, I'm not very fond of it at all!

bjjb · 08-27-2004, 02:03 PM

Nice toy but at 6-4, its not something I would think of buying or driving lol

VeriSexy · 08-27-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
With 170 and front wheel drive, it might actually make it up

Hmm, the car looks very light so I guess the thing can really take off if you floor it

elaborate · 08-27-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by bjjb
Nice toy but at 6-4, its not something I would think of buying or driving lol

Why not? Someone upto 7 foot can fit in it(so the salesman said).

Looks like it too, i'm around 6-2 and I have plenty of room

Aly-Python · 08-27-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
I have a very little dick - some might even call it a clitoris, I know I do

I have big tits though.

PERFECT! LOL!

jmk · 08-27-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Aly-Python
Actually, I'm not very fond of it at all!

LOL nice Aly

TechNtentions · 08-27-2004, 02:06 PM

They hold the longest burn-out record of 127 feet. It was in a streetcar magazine i was looking at a few weeks ago. They tested it with 15 other cars I think.

Manowar · 08-27-2004, 02:12 PM

way too expensive for what they are

Doctor Dre · 08-27-2004, 02:18 PM

Definitly NOT a cool car ... way too small ... I wouldn't like to have that car . I'd take a 1990 civic over this

candyflip · 08-27-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Definitly NOT a cool car ... way too small ... I wouldn't like to have that car . I'd take a 1990 civic over this

Not even in the same boat:

Aly-Python · 08-27-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Not even in the same boat:

...More of a dinghy, really.

Minte · 08-27-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Definitly NOT a cool car ... way too small ... I wouldn't like to have that car . I'd take a 1990 civic over this

That settles it...Dr.Dre says it's not cool...i better sell it!

volante · 08-27-2004, 03:29 PM

The Mini has a Euro NCAP score of 4 stars - the same as a Honda Civic.

RedShoe · 08-27-2004, 03:30 PM

08-27-2004, 08:58 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Why do you think of these "Mini Coopers" I see em all over here now , but it looks like a death trap if you get into a accident, Cute car but i dont know about it being safe.,... Anyone own one?

08-27-2004, 09:03 AM	#5
myneid Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 736	juicy, you need to learn the difference between when, where, why and how. the mini coopers have a bunch of safety crap in them so that they arent death traps but they are probably more dangerous than driving a car. the sports ones are pretty fun to drive casue they are fast. __________________ Tanguy 0x7a69 inc. Programmer/President/CEO http://www.0x7a69.com A Leader in Programming since 1996 PHP, Ruby on Rails, MySQL, PCI DSS, and any Technical Consulting

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08-27-2004, 09:07 AM	#12
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08-27-2004, 09:09 AM	#13
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08-27-2004, 09:01 AM	#2
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I don't know about crash test data but they are bigger inside then they look from the outside. Not enough horsepower to ever make it up my driveway, so no, I don't have one.

08-27-2004, 09:02 AM	#3
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08-27-2004, 09:11 AM	#14
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,829	someone needs to post the pic of the destroyed hummer - these Minis are quite safe, no need to worry. Lots of them over here. it's not my style but they're good cars. __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

08-27-2004, 09:12 AM	#15
Tera Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toronto Ontario Posts: 1,426	They are alright, I drove one one time, the one I drove sucked going over bumps and stuff. The seats move up down and back and forth, for the taller people adjust the seat to sit way down into the car, almost all the way to the floor. __________________ [email protected] ICQ 96593794

08-27-2004, 09:13 AM	#17
Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	I've got an 04' CooperS. I'm 6' tall and it's very comfortable.The car handles like it's on rails..it has brakes that will toss you through the windshield if you don't have your seatbelt on.The safety aspect is relative.If you hit a semi in a hummer you're probably just as dead as if you would hit an SUV with the Cooper.But handling is the key...i would much prefer to avoid a collision than to survive it. I bought the Cooper for a track car..and it delivers. __________________ You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

08-27-2004, 09:24 AM	#19
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	yup, I would love to have a convertible for the summer! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

08-27-2004, 09:30 AM	#21
webtraff Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Google Posts: 19	they are very good for parking __________________ up for Grabs

08-27-2004, 09:34 AM	#22
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	id it it, with a h1

08-27-2004, 01:36 PM	#25
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	The cooper S kicks ass.

08-27-2004, 01:42 PM	#27
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	They are a wee bit juicy

08-27-2004, 01:44 PM	#28
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	I don't like the new ones...I like the original ones which I've seen all over Europe...

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Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	mini coopers are pretty nice............if your using it for a golf cart __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

08-27-2004, 01:52 PM	#31
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	I used to drive an old Mini Cooper, much smaller than this model. I cant tell you much about this version, but the old mini cooper was great to drive in big cities, and easy to park. Very small so they dont take up much room. They were very poular with the Japs.

08-27-2004, 01:53 PM	#32
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	My SUV bumper is strategically mounted at the perfect height and angle to put dents in those things. I bet a shopping cart going about 10 mph in a parking lot would do a world of damage. Will let you know.

08-27-2004, 01:53 PM	#33
Indeed Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,892	...its more or less like a gokart...

08-27-2004, 02:00 PM	#35
elaborate Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Starbucks Posts: 151	I just bought one yesterday .. Very safe car, very fast too

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bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	a friend of mine died lastyear in one. 55 into a tree and the car was destroyed __________________ 333-765-551

08-27-2004, 02:03 PM	#38
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Nice toy but at 6-4, its not something I would think of buying or driving lol

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TechNtentions Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 1,119	They hold the longest burn-out record of 127 feet. It was in a streetcar magazine i was looking at a few weeks ago. They tested it with 15 other cars I think. __________________ WWW.METALCASH.COM

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	way too expensive for what they are

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	The Mini has a Euro NCAP score of 4 stars - the same as a Honda Civic.

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