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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 867
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Ever Caught Your Dick In Your Zip?
Fucking hell, I knew someone who was in trouble over this and had to go to hospital.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Mom's basement
Posts: 4,754
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Another surfer?
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Very small penis
Posts: 5,809
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I once caught another mans dick in my zipper
Come on!!.. I was drunk! |
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Location: san diego
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
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I leave it occasionally.. I usually go walk the dog commando.. and end up with a piece of skin missing. It's painful.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,852
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Yes, once
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rotterdam
Posts: 8,285
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#10 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 82
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that will hurt as HELL
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Toronto, ON
Posts: 5,247
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Yeah and it fucking hurts like hell!
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#12 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 5,064
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no
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#13 |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Third mall from the sun
Posts: 2,185
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We have a bleeder!
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When it rains, it pours
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mine is well blended, no need to cover it up
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Internet
Posts: 2,875
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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No, but a buddy of mine once did.... SCREAMED like he was being fucking crucified
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#17 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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umm no
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#18 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: unknown
Posts: 1,449
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ouch!
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
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That fucking hurts . happened to me twice ... I hope it never happen again
moral of the story : Wear underwear |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,274
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No and I'm very careful so it will never happen to me
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
Posts: 14,194
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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it hurts you know...
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,754
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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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#24 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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Last month... first time in 30 years.
![]() I was stuck, couldn't get it out... I kept trying to pull the fly back down. My wife freaked and wouldn't even LOOK at it for me. ![]() I finally realized it was stuck UNDER the fly and pulled UP... presto, I was free! |
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