Do you know why you are lucky you were not conceived as an egg?

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  • Love Brokers
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1699
    #1

    Do you know why you are lucky you were not conceived as an egg?

    1. You get laid only once in life.

    2. It takes you four minutes to get hard.

    3. You cum in a special box with 12 others.

    4. The only person who will sit on your face is your mother!
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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809
      #2
      I dont get it.

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        • Webmaster_Logic
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 1886
          #3
          Originally posted by mdcq
          I dont get it.
          come on now

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            • Marcus Aurelius
              No Refunds Issued.
              • Apr 2003
              • 14809
              #4
              Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
              come on now
              seriously. what am I missing.

              I was an egg at conception, partly...and none of these things happened. Now if I were hatched...then that shit would be funny. but conceived as an egg. I was. Thus...I dont get it.
              Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 10-31-2004, 11:02 PM.

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271
                  #5
                  yeah. and those are the reason why it's better to be human pal.

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