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Help, My Wife Wants Sex Every Night
I just got married to my wife . She is 35. I am 49.
She is Russian, and she thinks that everything in the western world is great. Except. She wants to have sex everynight. I am no longer a young man. She is getting frustrated. I cant even get a boner anymore with all this frustration. |
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only once a night?
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pics?
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We need more free porn
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i like russians send her to me
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I must be reading something wrong here... you're actually complaining that your wife wants to have sex every night?
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Where are those viagra sellers when ya need em
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Would you keep up with it? |
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Viagra
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#11 |
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if she is hot, send her my way and she won't be complaining anymore to you.
Ps. divorce her and marry yourself a granny and leave the younger broads alone, they are still sexually active and have yet to reach their peak ![]() |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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You best call Juicy
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and you better make her cum before you do or else that will force her to stray too... if you don't fuck her someone else will be more than happy too |
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Hire a stunt double for yourself dude
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why--they want to feel young again... |
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oh well thats life
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So Fucking Banned
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i think u might need to try viagra
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I give her a good goosing one night, and youd probably think her hahahaha was swollen and would want to recover. But she wants it every fucking night. If I dont give it ot her she says I am a no good shit. |
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Pimp her out!
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#21 |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() im still young never have sex with anybody but also NEVER ask my husband to give sex everynight with me... soon... DAMN!
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#22 |
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Is there supposed to be something wrong with that?? You should be loving it. Sex is a big time stress reliever as well as good cardiovascular activity. Its healthy for your heart.
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Tell her you'll think about it while she goes in the kitchen and makes you a sandwich
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When you don't feel like having sex just give her some good oral pleasure. It's that simple.
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Oral pleasure... or suggest her masturbation...
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I am in wrong biz as I don;t like fucking at all - I prefer drinking ![]()
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#28 |
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what a loser
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#30 |
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You're lucky you have a Russian wife, divorce her and many will line up to be her next husband
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I wouldnt complain......thats what every wife should want! :-) please their man...
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#32 |
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I have the solution...
Be yourself. If you can't find a good compromise, then you either have to choose to both be unhappy, or find other people. Don't be someone you're not and force yourself to do it every night if it's not you! |
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