What was the coolest Webmaster Promotion Ever? - GoFuckYourself.com

Shap · 08-25-2004, 10:51 AM

It's a pretty straight forward question. Of all the webmaster promotions you've seen which of them have been your favorite?

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 10:51 AM

Not shaving, sending out checks, nice promo materials, and content that retains?

the sites i do good with never throw contests or these lavish *push us we the best* lies

Shap · 08-25-2004, 10:59 AM

I hear you Fletch. However if those guys did throw a cool promotion you wouldn't complain right?

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by shap
I hear you Fletch. However if those guys did throw a cool promotion you wouldn't complain right?

I dont attend any regardless, if they needed to or wanted to, nothing to do with me.

All i care about is my money and creativity.

you can keep the parties, ill fly home and spend time with my folks and friends instead.

GTS Mark · 08-25-2004, 11:01 AM

That is a damn good question!

I liked the promotion last year where I won a Plasma TV from Hometowncash

I also liked the promotion where Andreas from Naughty America sent me away for a weekend at a 5 star resort.

Any promotion I have a chance of winning I love! LOL!

DH

Shap · 08-25-2004, 11:05 AM

That's what I thought DH. Anytime you win it's a good promotion.

I understand that Fletch. I'm not talking about any parties or anything like that. I'm talking about your sponsor offering you a monetary reward just for kicking ass. Would that not interest you?

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by shap
That's what I thought DH. Anytime you win it's a good promotion.

I understand that Fletch. I'm not talking about any parties or anything like that. I'm talking about your sponsor offering you a monetary reward just for kicking ass. Would that not interest you?

ah, yeah that is different I suppose.

It seems though program owners dont cre about the smaller guys, that is what has me against the shit in the first place.

If I dont send 20 s/u a day im not as important as the other guy.

Ive always said this, the promotions are never a reward for hard work, its all about giving motorcycles away and shit so people talk on the boards.

if it was about rewarding just any affiliate why not just send me a christimas bonus instead?

Shap · 08-25-2004, 11:17 AM

I hear you. You should promote us. We do everything you mentioned in this thread.

We don't shave
We Pay on time
Killer Hosted Galleries
700 Complete Zipped Photosets for affiliates to use
Awesome Retention
We care about our smaller webmasters
We send out Xmas Bonuses

griffin · 08-25-2004, 11:18 AM

rawlikesushi

scoreman · 08-25-2004, 11:19 AM

Shap please throw a contest where prizes are awarded only to 6-1 tall asian men who live in Miami and like to play pool. In the event of multiple winner you could get creative and have the tiebreaker go to the contestant with a redhead wife and 2 young sons.

This kind of contest needs a plasma tv i would think :-))

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by shap
I hear you. You should promote us.

I do, the *babe* traffic isnt my thing though. But I do Shap, I do. ;)

Yobbo · 08-25-2004, 11:21 AM

1. Free blowjobs at Internext.
2. Unexpected bonus checks and gifts, just for doing a nice job.
3. Lapdances at Cheetah's.
4. Access to the member's area so I can download what I want and make even more money!

GTS Mark · 08-25-2004, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shap
I hear you. You should promote us. We do everything you mentioned in this thread.

We don't shave
We Pay on time
Killer Hosted Galleries
700 Complete Zipped Photosets for affiliates to use
Awesome Retention
We care about our smaller webmasters
We send out Xmas Bonuses

How about you give away a free week stay at your house in the Bahammas?!

DH

Shap · 08-25-2004, 11:21 AM

I hear you Fletch. Drop me an email shap at twistys I'll see what I can do to help you out. I've got some plans that should help out.

Scoreman, that was our plans for the xmas promotion. How'd you know?

Shap · 08-25-2004, 11:23 AM

There is one major flaw with that one DH. THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE! I invited Pierre over for a bbq the only way to get him to leave was by calling immigration and getting him deported. He's on the Bahamas Blacklist now.

Rich · 08-25-2004, 11:23 AM

CE giving Greenguy the Viper is the one that stands out in my mine.

Dagwolf · 08-25-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
That is a damn good question!

I liked the promotion last year where I won a Plasma TV from Hometowncash

I also liked the promotion where Andreas from Naughty America sent me away for a weekend at a 5 star resort.

Any promotion I have a chance of winning I love! LOL!

DH

Me too... I only like the ones I win.

Edit: In that vein: Free T-shirts, hats, mousepads, etc...
I've won video games and free content, I liked that.

griffin · 08-25-2004, 11:24 AM

Everyone knows rawlikesushi was the best.

Didnt have any good promos, but didnt need any.

fris · 08-25-2004, 11:24 AM

the one from cashmaniacs looks cool meeting silvia saint

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shap
I hear you Fletch. Drop me an email shap at twistys I'll see what I can do to help you out. I've got some plans that should help out.

I will do Shap, maybe not today, wrapped up in design work im drowning in, but i will.

Shap · 08-25-2004, 11:28 AM

Awesome Fletch

I know those big fancy promotions with one big prize stand out. Problem is the average webmaster usually has no chance at winning those. 1 winner out of hundreds of webmasters is great for the winner and shitty for those that pushed hard and got nothing.

I remember the Lightspeed 500. Did you guys like that one? Send 500 sales during the year and the following month you made 100% of all sales and rebills for sales in that month.

FUCK J0EL · 08-25-2004, 11:36 AM

Guys, don't forget the Pormo PornAccess is doing right now !!

By registering to PornAccess you get a chance of winning a T-REX or 40 000$ USD

We had it in Florida and the draw will be in Vegas

Contact me if you need info about it !

Okidoki · 08-25-2004, 11:38 AM

Scoreman: You must have dutch anchestors. How long are you now talking about buying that plasma? you still ain't bought it yet? cheapscate.

Shap:
Don't worry, we won't visit you anymore (in the next couple of weeks). You're shaving as hell anyway, and I think it is time for the world to know that.

Look what we found when we borrowed your clippers (french lawnmower that is), most have forgotten this when you were in a hurry:

and then look what happened the very same day to the stats:

Interesting don't you think?
I think there is something fishy going on here.

Pierre

08-25-2004, 10:51 AM	#1
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	What was the coolest Webmaster Promotion Ever? It's a pretty straight forward question. Of all the webmaster promotions you've seen which of them have been your favorite?

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Not shaving, sending out checks, nice promo materials, and content that retains? the sites i do good with never throw contests or these lavish push us we the best lies __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me Last edited by Fletch XXX; 08-25-2004 at 10:53 AM..

08-25-2004, 11:19 AM	#10
scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	Shap please throw a contest where prizes are awarded only to 6-1 tall asian men who live in Miami and like to play pool. In the event of multiple winner you could get creative and have the tiebreaker go to the contestant with a redhead wife and 2 young sons. This kind of contest needs a plasma tv i would think :-)) __________________

08-25-2004, 11:24 AM	#19
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	the one from cashmaniacs looks cool meeting silvia saint __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

08-25-2004, 11:36 AM	#22
FUCK J0EL Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,899	Guys, don't forget the Pormo PornAccess is doing right now !! By registering to PornAccess you get a chance of winning a T-REX or 40 000$ USD We had it in Florida and the draw will be in Vegas Contact me if you need info about it ! __________________ Joel Drapeau Dir Biz Dev Skype : gamma_joel Gamma Entertainment Home of top programs: FameDollars, BuddyProfits, and, AND NOW ADDING TO THE FAMILY ChaosMen EuroRevenues and AzianiGold

08-25-2004, 10:59 AM	#3
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	I hear you Fletch. However if those guys did throw a cool promotion you wouldn't complain right?

08-25-2004, 11:01 AM	#5
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	That is a damn good question! I liked the promotion last year where I won a Plasma TV from Hometowncash I also liked the promotion where Andreas from Naughty America sent me away for a weekend at a 5 star resort. Any promotion I have a chance of winning I love! LOL! DH

08-25-2004, 11:05 AM	#6
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	That's what I thought DH. Anytime you win it's a good promotion. I understand that Fletch. I'm not talking about any parties or anything like that. I'm talking about your sponsor offering you a monetary reward just for kicking ass. Would that not interest you?

08-25-2004, 11:17 AM	#8
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	I hear you. You should promote us. We do everything you mentioned in this thread. We don't shave We Pay on time Killer Hosted Galleries 700 Complete Zipped Photosets for affiliates to use Awesome Retention We care about our smaller webmasters We send out Xmas Bonuses

08-25-2004, 11:18 AM	#9
griffin Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 87	rawlikesushi

08-25-2004, 11:21 AM	#12
Yobbo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 135	1. Free blowjobs at Internext. 2. Unexpected bonus checks and gifts, just for doing a nice job. 3. Lapdances at Cheetah's. 4. Access to the member's area so I can download what I want and make even more money!

08-25-2004, 11:23 AM	#15
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	There is one major flaw with that one DH. THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE! I invited Pierre over for a bbq the only way to get him to leave was by calling immigration and getting him deported. He's on the Bahamas Blacklist now.

08-25-2004, 11:23 AM	#16
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	CE giving Greenguy the Viper is the one that stands out in my mine.

08-25-2004, 11:28 AM	#21
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	Awesome Fletch I know those big fancy promotions with one big prize stand out. Problem is the average webmaster usually has no chance at winning those. 1 winner out of hundreds of webmasters is great for the winner and shitty for those that pushed hard and got nothing. I remember the Lightspeed 500. Did you guys like that one? Send 500 sales during the year and the following month you made 100% of all sales and rebills for sales in that month.

08-25-2004, 11:38 AM	#23
Okidoki Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 196	Scoreman: You must have dutch anchestors. How long are you now talking about buying that plasma? you still ain't bought it yet? cheapscate. Shap: Don't worry, we won't visit you anymore (in the next couple of weeks). You're shaving as hell anyway, and I think it is time for the world to know that. Look what we found when we borrowed your clippers (french lawnmower that is), most have forgotten this when you were in a hurry: and then look what happened the very same day to the stats: Interesting don't you think? I think there is something fishy going on here. Pierre __________________ worldsex.com