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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30137

    #1

    Democrats are better lovers than Republicans

    Ask Bill ...


    When it comes to sex, Democrats top the poll

    August 26, 2004

    DALLAS, Texas: Democrats are better lovers than Republicans, the latest opinion poll has found. The poll, of 900 US singles, found by a two-to-one margin that Democrats are better in bed.

    And despite what people might say, it is all right to talk politics on a first date, according to 63 per cent of respondents.

    It's also fine to put your political cards on the table, with 57 per cent of 1001 singles surveyed in another poll saying they would marry someone with different political views.

    Both polls were conducted by Match.com, an on-line dating service.

    Forty-nine per cent of respondents in the first poll said President George W. Bush is the best-looking candidate, but 53 per cent of women imagined challenger John Kerry to be the better kisser.


    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...E29677,00.html

    LOL... That should help in choosing a president ....
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Corleone
    C.R.E.A.M
    • Apr 2003
    • 15262

    #2
    republicans are all angry ...

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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Originally posted by directfiesta
      Ask Bill ...





      LOL... That should help in choosing a president ....

      Especially if the interns get to make the choice ;)
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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      • zzgundamnzz
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 6102

        #4
        Damn, and after all these years I thought the Communists were the best lovers


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        • stevecore
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 6130

          #5
          Daughters of Republican Congressmen and Senators are easy... Growing up outside DC, I've had my share.

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          • sperbonzo
            I'd rather be on my boat.
            • May 2003
            • 9750

            #6
            so what about constitutional constructionists, VS constitutional revisionists.....

            and number on that?

            (I'm also interested in the difference between progressive right-handed Dentists VS red-headed swedish antidisestablishmentarionists)
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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30137

              #7
              Originally posted by sperbonzo
              so what about constitutional constructionists, VS constitutional revisionists.....

              and number on that?

              (I'm also interested in the difference between progressive right-handed Dentists VS red-headed swedish antidisestablishmentarionists)
              weak ....
              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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              • sperbonzo
                I'd rather be on my boat.
                • May 2003
                • 9750

                #8
                Originally posted by Corleone
                republicans are all angry ...

                Republicans? Please....the other day, I was looking for a copy of "Unfit for Command" in Waldenbooks....

                (Of course they were "all out" and wouldn't have it in for another week......even though the book is #1 on Amazon and there were about 40 books in there that called Bush the anti-Christ....but GOD forbid they carry a book that is anti kerry! lol)

                Anway.....some guy realizes what I'm trying to find, he has on a "Beat Bush Again" shirt....starts screaming at me that it's all a plot by bush operatives......yells that all republicans are Nazis, and backs away from me out of the store with a Hitler salute yelling "Sig Hiel!".

                Me and the rest of the store are just staring at him. I thanked him for the chance for open debates on the issues, and then turned and loudly said... "There you have a Kerry Supporter!"


                Talk about angry! My friends and I were cracking up the whole rest of the day!
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                • Missy
                  FLASHCA$H.COM
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 1257

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sperbonzo
                  (Of course they were "all out" and wouldn't have it in for another week......even though the book is #1 on Amazon and there were about 40 books in there that called Bush the anti-Christ....but GOD forbid they carry a book that is anti kerry! lol)
                  Did you ever stop to think that maybe they didn't have the book in stock at that time because it's so popular that all the copies have been bought? If it's really a #1 selling book, it would make more sense that they have sold out, rather than the idea that they aren't carrying it just to spite the republicans. Do you find conspiracy everywhere you look?

                  Originally posted by sperbonzo
                  Anway.....some guy realizes what I'm trying to find, he has on a "Beat Bush Again" shirt....starts screaming at me that it's all a plot by bush operatives......yells that all republicans are Nazis, and backs away from me out of the store with a Hitler salute yelling "Sig Hiel!".
                  I am anti-Bush myself (but not here to get into a political debate with you), but if I was that guy's manager I'd fire his ass! I don't care what his political beliefs are, he's got no place shoving them into the faces of customers. That's just wrong!
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                  • zzgundamnzz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 6102

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Missy
                    Did you ever stop to think that maybe they didn't have the book in stock at that time because it's so popular that all the copies have been bought? If it's really a #1 selling book, it would make more sense that they have sold out, rather than the idea that they aren't carrying it just to spite the republicans. Do you find conspiracy everywhere you look?


                    I am anti-Bush myself (but not here to get into a political debate with you), but if I was that guy's manager I'd fire his ass! I don't care what his political beliefs are, he's got no place shoving them into the faces of customers. That's just wrong!
                    Yeah, um I don't think he said that guy worked at Walden Books... atleast I hope he didn't work there.


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                    • Missy
                      FLASHCA$H.COM
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 1257

                      #11
                      Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                      Yeah, um I don't think he said that guy worked at Walden Books... atleast I hope he didn't work there.
                      Haha... you're right... I misunderstood. I was wondering what kind of store even allows their employees to wear anti-Bush shirts at work. Makes more sense now, and even a little bit funny!
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