arrested for taking a dump !!!! ( pic ) - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 08-25-2004, 05:06 PM

OMG! better hold it in or wait to be on " friendly grounds"...

Quote:

Nature calls? Student charged with clogging toilet

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. (AP) - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.
Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

Huffman was returning to Montana from a trip to Lethbridge, Alberta with four friends Saturday. Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for illegally possessing alcohol.

Huffman said he asked to use the bathroom while waiting for the driver.

A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

Cory Grayson, one of Huffman's friends, said he couldn't believe it when border agents first threatened charges.

"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," he said.

Port Director Larry Overcast said he could not comment on the case.

Huffman said he has hired an attorney and intends to fight the charge.

http://www.sacbee.com/24hour/weird/s...-9243571c.html

LOL...

OK, a pic for the reading impaired ...

mardigras · 08-25-2004, 05:11 PM

Shitty thing to have happen to you. Guy has crappy luck

nofx · 08-25-2004, 05:14 PM

that is such an absurd thing to be charged for. I'm sure it will be dropped.

foolio · 08-25-2004, 05:42 PM

he shoulda had Mexican - he would not have had such large and hard poop

_Danielle_ · 08-25-2004, 05:45 PM

They do live in TOOLE county afterall!!

directfiesta · 08-25-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
he shoulda had Mexican - he would not have had such large and hard poop

But he was in Lethbridge, Alberta..... Tough I had tacos there ...

exposed · 08-25-2004, 06:05 PM

fuck the police

Gheenz · 08-25-2004, 06:09 PM

WTG kid!!!

Downtime · 08-25-2004, 07:05 PM

that is awesome, only in canada!

TweetyBird · 08-25-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Downtime
that is awesome, only in canada!

yep Canada rocks !!

directfiesta · 08-25-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Downtime
that is awesome, only in canada!

lol....

He was arrested at the US border by US border personnel... Read the article...

buymysig · 08-25-2004, 07:12 PM

no dump = pain in the ass

bringer · 08-25-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
lol....

He was arrested at the US border by US border personnel... Read the article...

maybe they'll charge him with smuggling
they know the shit was a byproduct of food eaten in canada

directfiesta · 08-25-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
maybe they'll charge him with smuggling
they know the shit was a byproduct of food eaten in canada

True... They will say he had:

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bringer · 08-25-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
True... They will say he had:

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hey, it could happen. MCWORLD!!!!!

Joesho · 08-25-2004, 08:02 PM

HAHAAHA I better not go there, or they might give me life, my shit is massive!!!! and what about the smell do you get more time for that too? if someone dies from it will they give me the death penalty?

fr8 · 08-25-2004, 08:15 PM

lol, where is ******* when you need it. she clogged everything in the room lol

wdsguy · 08-25-2004, 08:17 PM

fuckin authorities got nothing better to do then fuck with the common folk

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