Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 08-25-2004, 04:17 AM

Two more canidates for removal from the planet. Read it..they have a real child!

hahahaha

Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son

A couple from the US state of Maryland have "raised" a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years.

Pat and Joe Posey treat the 1ft doll, christened Kevin, as a human.

He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him - and he "replies" through Joe putting on his voice.

The doll has his own 1,000 sq ft playroom at the couple's home, a red doll-sized Chevrolet Corvette car, a pet dog, a full wardrobe and a £2,000 savings fund for when he goes to college.

Joe and Pat love him so much they prefer him to their real child, an adult daughter named Vicky, says The Sun.

Pat said: "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin." She said the doll is "easy-going, quiet and well-behaved".

Joe says the doll's favourite hobby is fishing, and father and son go on frequent trips to a pond near their home.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1077471.html

notjoe · 08-25-2004, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Two more canidates for removal from the planet. Read it..they have a real child!

hahahaha

Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son

A couple from the US state of Maryland have "raised" a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years.

Pat and Joe Posey treat the 1ft doll, christened Kevin, as a human.

He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him - and he "replies" through Joe putting on his voice.

The doll has his own 1,000 sq ft playroom at the couple's home, a red doll-sized Chevrolet Corvette car, a pet dog, a full wardrobe and a £2,000 savings fund for when he goes to college.

Joe and Pat love him so much they prefer him to their real child, an adult daughter named Vicky, says The Sun.

Pat said: "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin." She said the doll is "easy-going, quiet and well-behaved".

Joe says the doll's favourite hobby is fishing, and father and son go on frequent trips to a pond near their home.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1077471.html

These people are fucking whacked y0

Manowar · 08-25-2004, 05:09 AM

Crack does terrible damage to peoples brains

DESIREbyDESIGN · 08-25-2004, 05:12 AM

Damn I was hoping for a photo in the link!

That is just werid, a doll with a trust fund?

uchase/webpry · 08-25-2004, 05:13 AM

raping this doll shall be considered a pedophile act.

swoop · 08-25-2004, 05:18 AM

If you dig deeper sadly, they probably are successfull people, run their own businesses, etc.

MickeyG · 08-25-2004, 06:18 AM

its amazing people are that fucked up

Basic_man · 08-25-2004, 06:23 AM

Damn, fuckin' crackwhore!

Holly · 08-25-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by swoop
If you dig deeper sadly, they probably are successfull people, run their own businesses, etc.

$100 says they post here.

Fletch XXX · 08-25-2004, 10:01 AM

and these people are how much more sick than the wacko psycho moms and dads posting around here?

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, if you have kids, maybe spend more time with THEM than you do ON THE BOARD???

zzgundamnzz · 08-25-2004, 10:01 AM

They probably wanted a son so badly that they just ignored their daughter...

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-25-2004, 10:06 AM

so what if they divoce? does the dad have to pay child support?

Marcus Aurelius · 08-25-2004, 10:08 AM

when I first saw this thread I said to myself, Please god dont let this be in Georgia, we get anough bad press as it it.

{fusion} · 08-25-2004, 10:14 AM

He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him - and he "replies" through Joe putting on his voice.

demented · 08-25-2004, 10:17 AM

Fucking weirdos. I wonder if someone kidnapped their doll, if they would call the police to report a kidnapping?

Tala · 08-25-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
when I first saw this thread I said to myself, Please god dont let this be in Georgia, we get anough bad press as it it.

Sarah_Jayne · 08-25-2004, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
$100 says they post here.

I hope they don't let him see the screen.

exposed · 08-25-2004, 02:11 PM

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son Two more canidates for removal from the planet. Read it..they have a real child! hahahaha Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son A couple from the US state of Maryland have "raised" a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years. Pat and Joe Posey treat the 1ft doll, christened Kevin, as a human. He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him - and he "replies" through Joe putting on his voice. The doll has his own 1,000 sq ft playroom at the couple's home, a red doll-sized Chevrolet Corvette car, a pet dog, a full wardrobe and a £2,000 savings fund for when he goes to college. Joe and Pat love him so much they prefer him to their real child, an adult daughter named Vicky, says The Sun. Pat said: "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin." She said the doll is "easy-going, quiet and well-behaved". Joe says the doll's favourite hobby is fishing, and father and son go on frequent trips to a pond near their home. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1077471.html

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