My friend keeps passing out and pissing all over himself (PICS!).

**TDF** · 08-24-2004, 09:31 AM

**demented** · 08-24-2004, 09:31 AM

I'd get that shit out of my house man. Fuck having piss stains everywhere.

**bringer** · 08-24-2004, 09:32 AM

put him in the yard and turn on the sprinklers

**Basic_man** · 08-24-2004, 09:32 AM

Tell him you don't allow him to drink anymore in your house! rolf

**cherrylula** · 08-24-2004, 09:33 AM

seriously? hahaha at least you got pictures, show him that you put them online and I bet he doesn't do it again.

**lazycash** · 08-24-2004, 09:33 AM

Nice ball shot in the last pic

**bringer** · 08-24-2004, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by lazycash
Nice ball shot in the last pic

didnt even notice that

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-24-2004, 09:34 AM

just cant see letting somebody like that hang out at my place.

**Strife** · 08-24-2004, 09:35 AM

Get yourself a better drinking buddy

**doober** · 08-24-2004, 09:35 AM

I can see his left nut

**Nanda** · 08-24-2004, 09:36 AM

Wow...that really sucks.....maybe you should just tell him....

**chase** · 08-24-2004, 09:36 AM

Always get his beer for him and switch it with non-alcoholic beer.

**ytcracker** · 08-24-2004, 09:37 AM

hashahahhaahha im laughing hard

**Manowar** · 08-24-2004, 09:38 AM

chuck him out, hes pissed on your carpet

**Turboface** · 08-24-2004, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by doober
I can see his left nut

**TurboAngel** · 08-24-2004, 09:42 AM

I hope the carpet cleaning people get here soon.

**Doctor Dre** · 08-24-2004, 09:46 AM

Stop putting GHB in his drink ...

**Sosa** · 08-24-2004, 09:48 AM

nasty

**{fusion}** · 08-24-2004, 09:51 AM

GHB, damn not heard that for a long time

**lazycash** · 08-24-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by mdcq
just cant see letting somebody like that hang out at my place.

Literally

**Turboface** · 08-24-2004, 09:53 AM

Those are Doritos mixed in there with the piss.

**cfU** · 08-24-2004, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by mdcq
just cant see letting somebody like that hang out at my place.

**jacked** · 08-24-2004, 09:55 AM

dam i would never let him chill at my house what in the gay is that all about

**JSA Matt** · 08-24-2004, 09:55 AM

Make him wear a trash bag from now on, or get some Depends

**adamneve** · 08-24-2004, 10:00 AM

OMG

**Big Rick** · 08-24-2004, 10:03 AM

here he is spilling all over the floor and people in west africa dieing......

i dunno what i just said but heres a pic.

**TurboAngel** · 08-24-2004, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Make him wear a trash bag from now on, or get some Depends

That's what I was thinking. How do you ask someone to put a pair on?

**EviLGuY** · 08-24-2004, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Turboface
One of my drinking buddies doesn't seem to be able to hold his liquor. He comes over, we play the XBox while drinking a couple beers, the next thing you know, he's all passed out and rolling around in his own piss. This just happened the other night and it's not the only time he's done this.

What should I do?

I'd stop inviting the guy over.. I need my guests to be house broken.

**-=HOAX=-** · 08-24-2004, 10:13 AM

Give him his keys and tell him to drive home...

**Ross** · 08-24-2004, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Turboface
What should I do?

Clean your house for a start.

**Ice** · 08-24-2004, 10:15 AM

I would not only kill him for pissin on my carpet but for wearing white socks with those sandles

**Preacher** · 08-24-2004, 10:16 AM

what the fuck? i would kick that bastard out of the fucking door if he pissed on my couch multiple times!

**Manowar** · 08-24-2004, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Big Rick
here he is spilling all over the floor and people in west africa dieing......

i dunno what i just said but heres a pic.

Thats fucking classy, washing in camel piss

**EviLGuY** · 08-24-2004, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Big Rick
here he is spilling all over the floor and people in west africa dieing......

i dunno what i just said but heres a pic.

LOL is that guy washing his hair with some animal's urine?

**TurboAngel** · 08-24-2004, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Ross
Clean your house for a start.

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I hope the carpet cleaning people get here soon.

They have to come first.

**Drake** · 08-24-2004, 10:20 AM

How much has he had to drink? Yuk. Happens once, and he wouldn't be drinking at my place ever again.

**Lucy** · 08-24-2004, 10:20 AM

one question, who was cleaning the carpet?

**mary34d** · 08-24-2004, 10:23 AM

it looks like GHB to me

**eiht_98** · 08-24-2004, 10:44 AM

don't talk to him anymore...and sandals and socks don't mix...like a 60 year old german tourist

**JSA Matt** · 08-24-2004, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by TurboAngel
That's what I was thinking. How do you ask someone to put a pair on?

"Hey leaky, i'm tired of you pissing on my floor, if you want to drink in my house again you have to wear these adult diapers."

**TurboAngel** · 08-24-2004, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
"Hey leaky, i'm tired of you pissing on my floor, if you want to drink in my house again you have to wear these adult diapers."

I will try that.

Originally posted by Lucy
one question, who was cleaning the carpet?

The guy will be here soon I hope, he had to work us in.

**sicone** · 08-24-2004, 10:52 AM

Stop inviting him to your house to play xbox... go to his house instead. When he passes out you can just leave and you dont have to wrry about piss stains and smell on your carpet.

Also, maybe just give him some non-alcoholic beer

**Michaelious** · 08-24-2004, 10:53 AM

I think you better get a better drinking bud lol

**wdsguy** · 08-24-2004, 10:53 AM

haha what a fuckin loser, kick him out

**421Fill** · 08-24-2004, 11:03 AM

I'd tell him to see a doctor, he may have a medical condition that causes this. Some people literally just can't drink.

**AudreyLive** · 08-24-2004, 11:05 AM

OWNED

**XxXotic** · 08-24-2004, 11:06 AM

**Monique Niccole** · 08-24-2004, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by TurboAngel
That's what I was thinking. How do you ask someone to put a pair on?

You don't. You ask him not to bring his pissy ass back to your house.

**TurboAngel** · 08-24-2004, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Afrekete
You don't. You ask him not to bring his pissy ass back to your house.

You have a point.

My friend keeps passing out and pissing all over himself (PICS!).

My friend keeps passing out and pissing all over himself (PICS!).

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